SciFridays: “Ghost Shark” (2013)

Baddie – Spooky spectre-producing caves. Lesson – Can’t stab a ghost.. In my quest to watch every shark movie, I have to watch “Ghost Shark”. Yay me.  The movie begins with a fisherman and his wife attempting to catch a fish for a contest. A shark eats the fish. The couple is distasteful and irritating, I…

SciFridays: “Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda” (2014)

Baddie – Malfunctioning military equipment. Seriously, these things never. work. Lesson – Stop GMOs, especially in the form of carnivorous hybrids. Rounding out this week’s SciFriday-Trifecta-Triumphant-Return we have Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda. Guys, I love Roger Corman, and I didn’t hate Sharktopus, and Roger Corman personally assured me on Twitter that this would be a good time. Plus Conan…

SciFridays: “Sharknado 2: The Second One” (2014)

Baddie – I’m assuming a Sharknado of some kind. Lesson – Fire is not the answer. Machetes and power tools are always the answer. Well, it’s that time of year again. Time to play into the social media blow out that is the Sharknado franchise (some of you will remember my feelings regarding the first Sharknado) I’m foolishly…

SciFridays: Mini Reviews!

Baddie – I’m graduating! Lesson – I’m unemployed! This week, because I’ll be graduating with an M.S. in Print Media at about 5pm today , you are treated to some mini reviews! It’s like popcorn chicken: smaller versions of something you already love. So I actually watch more movies than get reviewed, y’know, because I genuinely enjoy…

SciFridays: “Killer Mountain” (2011)

Baddie – Dragons, I guess. Lesson – Most of the time, ‘forbidden’ things are forbidden for a reason. Now that we’re in the 100s (of posts), I thought I’d take a nice change of pace oh no wait what’s happening no it’s another stupid monster movie oh god. Killer Mountain is sadly not about a…

SciFridays: “Sharknado” (2013)

Baddie – The Creative Staff at SyFy Lesson – Sharks swirling around for over twenty minutes in a tornado are still hungry. Here’s kind of a fun thing – this is my 52nd post, and my career here at Rooster Illusion started with Tara Reid. Happy ‘1-Year-In-Posts’ everyone! Alright, so, I actually made my friend…