Baddie: Pollution! Lesson: Business. Is it worth your entire family? Originally, I selected this movie to be part of Octoberween’s festivities, thinking it was an Australian horror. SURPRISE! This movie is in French. Yeah I don’t know. I just wiki’d ‘Australian Horror’ and was assured that this was an Australian film, but I guess that…
MAN. I missed this show. I hate hiatuses, especially when I go to check Hulu for the latest episode and experience the crushing emptiness of nothing. That sounded dramatic, but, it’s real. So with great glee I settled down to this week’s episode with a cuppa decaf tea. With a title like ‘The Sin Eater,’…
Let me get one thing out of the way: I did not read Ender’s Game as a child. I have not worshipped its brilliance for years and pined for a movie while waiting anxiously for a fair treatment of the content. I read Ender’s Game this week, and I finished it within 24 hours of…
Well, Octoberween has come to an end. As we ride boldly ride into the dreary month of November and ready ourselves for Thanksgiving and Christmas(!), we shall not forget the creepy times that we had. Still, time goes on and though it may sound harsh, we cannot tarry to mourn. We bury our dead, eugoogolize,…
One of the key arguments of historians and history teachers everywhere is that the only way to keep from repeating the mistakes of the past is to teach the lessons of them. If history isn’t taught, future generations will go into the world ignorant of the disastrous consequences of idealism. The Wave, a German re-make…
Baddie: The French! Lesson: If someone is murdering your friends and you don’t know who the murderer is, it’s probably you. OR IS IT. I KNOW, it’s November. Technically. I actually scheduled this thing to post at 11:59 so it would count for Octoberween, because, y’know, I like Octoberween. I’m gonna miss it. Next week,…
Baddie: Stranger danger! Lesson: Never go abroad. Never poop. James here. The time has come. The stars are aligned. We have broken the final seal. It is Halloween. Today. Right now. Unless you’re reading this, like, in November. But we’re posting it on Hallow—goddamnit, the moment’s gone. Anyway, Sarah and I are joining forces this…
