In this case, “shit” means that it’s good. Kids, amirite? Skyfall (2012): The Plot: When a mission goes wrong and James Bond (Daniel Craig) takes a rifle round to the chest—at M’s (Judi Dench) order, no less—the superspy is declared dead. For him, this means not shaving and drinking Heineken instead of martinis. A terrorist…
As I rapidly approach Thanksgiving break, the homework load [read: stress level] is mounting steadily. That gives important context to this week’s review, why I haven’t been to the movies in a while, and why I haven’t eaten vegetables in a while. So yeah, I’ll review a pleasantly low-key movie. Salmon Fishing in the Yemen (2012, as far…
An original story of men of action versus men of contemplation, Ontario-made The Man on the Train strikes a chord with me and might well for many others appreciative of a slow-moving drama. The film stars Donald Sutherland and Larry Mullen Jr. Perhaps it is my love of movies that are 95% conversationally based, perhaps it…
Hey all you crazy SciFi loving kids – last week I took a vacation, but I totally watched a movie intending on writing about it. I swear. SO instead we’re gonna have ourselves a good old fashioned Double Feature. Enjoy. “Megapiranha” Baddie – Huge piranhas. Lesson – Don’t skip science class, no matter how boring…
After a long 3 weeks, Seven Psychopaths (2012) finally came to Canton, NY. This is a movie that I’d been waiting to see for a few months now. If you need some reasons to see it, consider these: Sam Rockwell, Christopher Walken, Colin Farell, and Woody Harrelson. Regardless of whether or not I was going to review…
Yeah, that took a while. Sorry.
Well, it’s November. Kind of a bleak month, isn’t it? I should review something sad, and I’ve been doing a really good job of not being too snobby in my film selection recently. Screw it. I’m reviewing a critically acclaimed, sad foreign movie. Anyway, last week was very successful, so I should try to tone…
