Summer is ending, which means fun and cheer are ending with it, until Halloween, and then again until Christmas, and then again until the next summer. That’s how it goes, right? In honor of the temporary death of joy, I’ve decided to turn my attention away from Shakespeare and Robin Williams movies and blockbusters and focus on…
Baddie – A slightly angsty-er shark – now in 3-D!. Lesson – Third time’s the charm. Jaws | Jaws 2 | Jaws 3 | Jaws 4 Ohhhhh Jaws 3, also known as the Jaws with Dennis Quaid. This used to be Jaws 3-D, which is evident approximately 10 seconds into the movie where they try and scare audiences with…
Welcome to the bigger, badder, but specifically now posted on Wednesdays Bomb in the Lasagna! After a week away I’m back to examine one of the biggest movies of the summer. Just kidding. Let’s talk about an obscure anime short, guys. Coffee Samurai (2011) *deep breath* The Plot: Struck down by his enemies, Jin, a…
As you’re all well aware, the world lost two cinematic legends this past week: Robin Williams and Lauren Bacall. The latter was eighty-nine and died of natural causes. Though no less talented, her death was perhaps less tragic. Every movie site worth their salt has been covering or commemorating them in some way, and…
Baddie – Teenagers, they’re just too tempting. Lesson – If you’re a teenager in Amity, you probably shouldn’t swim. Ever. Jaws | Jaws 2 | Jaws 3 | Jaws 4 In our continuing theme of Shark Summer, we move from the classic Jaws to the slightly-less-classic Jaws 2. I made a post on good old Reddit, and the second…
Based on some discussion, I’d like to open today’s review with a really hyper-quick recap. It’s been about two days (and two nights) since the coffin-plane landed. At this point, the survivors have been home for at least two full days, while the autopsied corpses have been meandering around for at least one. The internet…
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11 And we’re back. My break from Shakespeare (or Breakspeare, if you will) turned out to be quite short indeed. I’m bouncing back today with something that’s hardly Shakespearean, though. Forbidden Planet (1956) The Plot: Brilliant Dr. Morbius (Walter…
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