It’s raining today. It might not be when I post this or when you read it, but it’s raining now while I write it. It’s dark, it’s cold, it’s wet, and Octoberween begins in under a month. Sure, maybe it’s too early for horror movies, but it’s not too early for… a late night double…
Baddie – Teenagers not sleeping enough, probably. Lesson – This is the perfect 80s Horror. This month is sort of unofficially nicknamed Shameful September (I like theme months), where I’ll be watching classic horror films I, sigh, have not seen. Nightmare On Elm Street is one of them, despite going to college about twenty minutes…
For the past twelve years, and more specifically for the past twelve days (fourteen at time of publishing), my day-to-day existence has been shaped and dominated by The Simpsons. While other pop culture obsessions have enriched my life in incredibly meaningful ways, very few have ingrained themselves into my existence and perception of the world…
Hey guys – sorry to gang up two weeks, but I’ve been interviewing and it’s stressful and blah blah basically you’re going to get two in one enjoy. So much excitement in one little post. OH WAIT since The Strain basically plods along clumsily and awkwardly maybe not so much excitement. Episode 7: Actually though, this…
This week I’m not reviewing a movie. I’m basically writing an essay, which is a particularly disturbing departure from the norm because for the first time in seventeen years, I’m actually not a student, so writing an essay should be the last thing on my mind, but I’m passionate about this topic. As the title…
Baddie – False senses of security. Lesson – There’s probably not another shark, just like there’s probably not another sequel. Jaws | Jaws 2 | Jaws 3 | Jaws 4 Oh…Jaws 4. Jaws, the Revenge. Jaws, the one-sequel-too-many. The Jaws movie starring…Michael Caine? Wait… I’m not sure where to start with this one, but, I guess…
This past Saturday, the world got its introduction to Peter Capaldi’s as the 12th Doctor on the legendary British series, and the Internet’s Favorite Show*, Dr. Who, with the Series 8 opener “Deep Breath”. The extended first episode (roughly 104 minutes with commercials), attempts to balance asserting its mission statement and telling a rousing sci-fi…
Rooster Illusion 