Baddie – The Creative Staff at SyFy Lesson – Sharks swirling around for over twenty minutes in a tornado are still hungry. Here’s kind of a fun thing – this is my 52nd post, and my career here at Rooster Illusion started with Tara Reid. Happy ‘1-Year-In-Posts’ everyone! Alright, so, I actually made my friend…
Baddie – Lawyers. Lesson – If a movie requires you to take notes to keep things straight…you’re working too hard. So this week I watched Beast Beneath because I was told (by Netflix) that it was a treasure hunting story with a creature hunting the hunters. What it was, really, was an hour and a half…
Baddie – Low budgets. Lesson – I had bad luck today. Rules are meant to be broken. Here at SciFridays, I like to keep things fresh. So this week, on top of publishing behind schedule, I opted to watch a movie structured like a procedural. Plus, it’s about mummies. Or so I thought. I would…
Baddie – Apathy Lesson – I don’t know. This movie is better than Ambien. Sorry I’m late. I’m on vacation, sortof. One of the perks of this job is, since I don’t get paid, I write reviews whenever I WANT, son. And by that I mean promptly for Fridays unless I get distracted. This movie…
Well here we are. Episode 15. Little did I know when I wrote the first recap of the premiere that I was making such a huge commitment. This episode is called “The Final Chapter”, because, y’know. There’s a book metaphor. I think it goes without saying, but, SPOILERS. So, we ended last week with Parker in…
This episode is called “The End is Near” which is so very…original. Y’know, because it’s the second to last episode in the season. I’m expecting some kind of twist (or cliffhanger).Because there had BETTER BE ONE. So this week starts with Joe watching Ryan have sex with Molly. Totally normal. Oh, and having a delusional…
First of all this week, this. It is my most favorite thing in the WORLD when this happens. “The following…by the Following.” YES. Someone made an announcer say this. And yes, I was watching The Mindy Project. I like it. It’s funny. I’m thanking the grad school gods (They exist, they’re just sadistic and spiteful,…
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