SciFridays: “Psycho Shark” (2009)

Baddie – Misleading titles. Lesson – Vacations are dangerous I guess? Well, in a vain attempt to be a little more legitimate, I haven’t reviewed a shark movie in a long time. There’s also been kind of a lack of shark movies in general, which is kind of a shame. Then Psycho Shark swam along into my…

SciFridays gets deep with “Killer Mermaid” (2014)

Baddie – Underutilized myths. Lesson – Sometimes the mermaid isn’t the problem. Sometimes it’s the guy behind you holding a grappling hook. Despite the opening music sounding like someone applied the charming sounds of glass bowls over the original Jaws soundtrack, I am optimistic about Killer Mermaid (also called Nymph and originally Mamula). This is my first Serbian horror movie,…

SciFridays: “Jaws: The Revenge” (1987)

Baddie – False senses of security. Lesson – There’s probably not another shark, just like there’s probably not another sequel. Jaws | Jaws 2 | Jaws 3 | Jaws 4 Oh…Jaws 4. Jaws, the Revenge. Jaws, the one-sequel-too-many. The Jaws movie starring…Michael Caine? Wait… I’m not sure where to start with this one, but, I guess…

SciFridays: “Jaws 3” (1983)

Baddie – A slightly angsty-er shark – now in 3-D!. Lesson – Third time’s the charm. Jaws | Jaws 2 | Jaws 3 | Jaws 4 Ohhhhh Jaws 3, also known as the Jaws with Dennis Quaid. This used to be Jaws 3-D, which is evident approximately 10 seconds into the movie where they try and scare audiences with…

SciFridays: “Jaws 2” (1978)

Baddie – Teenagers, they’re just too tempting. Lesson – If you’re a teenager in Amity, you probably shouldn’t swim. Ever. Jaws | Jaws 2 | Jaws 3 | Jaws 4 In our continuing theme of Shark Summer, we move from the classic Jaws to the slightly-less-classic Jaws 2. I made a post on good old Reddit, and the second…

SciFridays: “Jaws” (1975)

Baddie – Rogue shark. Lesson – Sometimes, nature operates outside your control. Jaws | Jaws 2 | Jaws 3 | Jaws 4 A monstrous shark terrorizes the fictional Amity Island resort town, prompting a full-fledged hunt before the deaths start accruing.  Hey guys, Shark Week stars Sunday! Get pumped! To celebrate, I’m reviewing all of the Jaws films. Jaws…

SciFridays: “Swamp Shark” (2011)

Baddie – Greed. Also, alcohol. Lesson – Once again, I really must repeat – Spring Break trips are a terrible idea. Well, that’s it. I was getting SO SICK of the fanmail. “SciFridays, why no movies that take place in the bayou?” FINE. I’ll do it. I’ll review a movie that takes place in the gosh…