Well, this thing is a bit late, as are the next two. Kids, if anyone ever asks if you want two jobs, say yes (because, you know, moneh), but be prepared to have less energy for doing stuff. So much less energy. But enough about me. Let’s talk about cannibals. Le quois? “Coquilles (n., pl.):…
Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 Some people have a real problem watching adaptations without having first read the source material. By and large, this doesn’t bother me. I do, however, have difficulty watching movies based on Shakespeare if I haven’t read the play. It’s not so bad with his comedies, because…
It becomes necessary at times, with the speed and tenacity of modern day life, to simply sit back and listen to the music once in awhile. I find my generation’s music, from twangy country to meaningless, repetitive party tunes, to be just awful. No explanation can help me understand why kids don’t know that “Behind…
Baddie – Production. Lesson – Spending some time planning your movie is probably a good decision. Okay, so I’m on a shark kick. I like sharks. And look at the shark on this cover. It’s insane. It has like, a detachable jaw. And it’s called ‘Shark Week’ because they don’t give a damn if it’s…
Ladies, gentlemen, people who identify as neither of those things, it’s my pleasure to announce that Shelley Kandola’s hiatus has come to an end. Single-Malt movies is back with a vengeance. While you were all out having tea parties and raving about Downton Abbey, she was…well, she was working her ass off at college. But now…
Hey, gang! James here, writing to tell you that this blog is a year old, and finally ready to play with those sorting shape toys. Time flies, they grow up so fast, etc. But seriously, I’m super proud of how far this thing has come. In that year we’ve gotten seven new writers and over…
Hollywood is full of charming men; it always has been, and hopefully it always will be. You’ve got Cary Grant, Gregory Peck, George Clooney, Hugh Jackman, Paul Newman, Nathan Fillion, Will Smith, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jean Dujardin, Ewan McGregor, Clark Gable, everyone who’s ever played James Bond… LL Cool J, I guess. The list goes on!…
