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Tag Archives: Zoolander

Second Breakfast: “Ever Since I Was Born, I Was Dope.”

A friend of mine—a wise lady of high repute—once said, with reference to Andy Samberg, “If you don’t like him, you’re just jealous.” To quote another such lady, “Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate.” Comedy is a delicate and difficult thing, and no matter how good you are at it, you will never please…

September 18, 2016 in Movie Review, Second Breakfast.

Second Breakfast: The Tragically Bad ‘Zoolander 2’

A few years ago I wrote an incoherent, rambling filler article™ on the 2001 fashion-based comedy Zoolander. In 2013, I could hardly describe that article as timely or relevant, or even very good, but having just reread it I can say that I made one really solid point. Zoolander is, by genre, a stupid comedy.…

February 21, 2016 in Movie Review, Second Breakfast.

Second Breakfast Christmas Special: ‘Elf’

Ah, Christmas is looming, you know, as it does. I won’t be saying anything new by telling y’all how much I love this time of year, nor will I be breaking into new territory by recommending some Christmas movies for you to watch this week. You’re on top of that. You’ve got Rudolph the Red…

December 22, 2013 in Movie Review, Second Breakfast.

Second Breakfast Is Really, Really, Ridiculously Good at Writing About ‘Zoolander’

Well, Octoberween has come to an end. As we ride boldly ride into the dreary month of November and ready ourselves for Thanksgiving and Christmas(!), we shall not forget the creepy times that we had. Still, time goes on and though it may sound harsh, we cannot tarry to mourn. We bury our dead, eugoogolize,…

November 3, 2013 in Movie Review, Second Breakfast.

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