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Tag Archives: Will Ferrell

Second Breakfast: The Lego Movie Is Perfect

The few, the proud, the “those with nothing better to do” among you probably know by now that I always begin my articles with a completely pointless introductory paragraph before I approach my obligatory plot summary. Not this time, folks. I’m reviewing The Lego Movie this week and I cannot postpone my excitement. I’m getting…

February 9, 2014 in Movie Review, Second Breakfast, Valuable Information.

Second Breakfast Is Kind of a Big Deal (Unlike Anchorman 2)

Happy 2014, y’all! You may have seen Rooster Illusion’s New Year’s Resolutions, promising lots of awesome changes, including merchandise, decent author bios, and maybe (just maybe) ten times the posts. Well, we don’t like to dillydally, so we’re getting started ASAP. I know this article isn’t getting posted until January 5th, which may not seem…

January 5, 2014 in Movie Review, Second Breakfast.

Second Breakfast Christmas Special: ‘Elf’

Ah, Christmas is looming, you know, as it does. I won’t be saying anything new by telling y’all how much I love this time of year, nor will I be breaking into new territory by recommending some Christmas movies for you to watch this week. You’re on top of that. You’ve got Rudolph the Red…

December 22, 2013 in Movie Review, Second Breakfast.

Second Breakfast Is Really, Really, Ridiculously Good at Writing About ‘Zoolander’

Well, Octoberween has come to an end. As we ride boldly ride into the dreary month of November and ready ourselves for Thanksgiving and Christmas(!), we shall not forget the creepy times that we had. Still, time goes on and though it may sound harsh, we cannot tarry to mourn. We bury our dead, eugoogolize,…

November 3, 2013 in Movie Review, Second Breakfast.

Single-Malt Movies: Elf & Spiked Coffee

Even though I watch Elf (2003) at least once a year and have gotten quite sick of it, it still holds as one of my favorite Christmas movies.  It’s hilarious, well-written, and conveniently for me has some sneaky ways of incorporating alcohol.  Grab a flask of your favorite syrup and a cup of coffee and join…

December 20, 2012 in Movie Review, Single-Malt Movies.

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