SciFridays: “Ghost Shark” (2013)

Baddie – Spooky spectre-producing caves. Lesson – Can’t stab a ghost.. In my quest to watch every shark movie, I have to watch “Ghost Shark”. Yay me.  The movie begins with a fisherman and his wife attempting to catch a fish for a contest. A shark eats the fish. The couple is distasteful and irritating, I…

SciFridays: “Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda” (2014)

Baddie – Malfunctioning military equipment. Seriously, these things never. work. Lesson – Stop GMOs, especially in the form of carnivorous hybrids. Rounding out this week’s SciFriday-Trifecta-Triumphant-Return we have Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda. Guys, I love Roger Corman, and I didn’t hate Sharktopus, and Roger Corman personally assured me on Twitter that this would be a good time. Plus Conan…

SciFridays: “Sharknado 2: The Second One” (2014)

Baddie – I’m assuming a Sharknado of some kind. Lesson – Fire is not the answer. Machetes and power tools are always the answer. Well, it’s that time of year again. Time to play into the social media blow out that is the Sharknado franchise (some of you will remember my feelings regarding the first Sharknado) I’m foolishly…