Octoberween: ‘Treehouse of Horror V: Time and Punishment’

Friends, we are gathered here today to mourn the passing of Rooster Illusion, which I am killing again. October 31st, 2019: “Friends, we are gathered here today to mourn the passing of Rooster Illusion, which I am killing again.” —Octoberween: Treehouse of Horror V: Time and Punishment, written by me, just now, announcing the re-deadening…

/horror loves “The Witch” (2016)

Baddie: Pride Lesson: Don’t…move to…the woods? I’ve been excited for The Witch since its successful premier at Sundance last year, receiving high accolades and earning Robert Eggers ‘Best Director:Dramatic’. Eggers is able to successfully present a film that it is able to examine and provide a nuanced criticism of Puritan values. Spoilers ahead, so please proceed with caution. To dismiss The Witch as…

/horror isn’t hungry for “The Green Inferno” (2015)

Baddie: Activists! Who do they even help, really? Lesson: Maybe last minute trips to Peru to provoke some guys with guns wasn’t the -best- plan. I finally had a chance to see the long-awaited The Green Inferno in theaters, so enjoy this extra-special review in the midst of my 90’s Octoberween. The regularly scheduled programming will resume tomorrow as…