Baddie: Serial killers who never ever learn. Lesson: I don’t even know. Extortion is bad? IT’S OCTOBERWEEN. This is my third Octoberween with Rooster Illusion and I hope you guys have enjoyed it just as much. I realized two things this year – One, I like theme months. Two, I’ve only reviewed three movies from the 90’s (It, Relic and Shark…
Number four. The magic number*. One is the loneliest, two can be as bad as one, and three? Who gives a shit about three? Aside from that being an “actual” magic number, three ain’t shit. Four. Yes, four. That’s where the magic happens. And it’s happening here, friends. Right now, from this blog to your…
Baddie – Extreme living situations. Lesson – Just because you -can- live somewhere doesn’t mean you -should-. TODAY IS HALLOWEEN. I, for one, will be celebrating by attending an illustrious showing of Rocky Horror Picture Show at a one Alamo Drafthouse – what will you be doing? Sadly, this is the last vampire themed movie…
Halloween is less than a week away! It’s about damn time. I hope you’re all prepared. I expect costumes, candy, and a mounting atmosphere of terror and gloom. That said, Halloween should really be a fun time. Let’s get scary, but try to avoid permanently scarring ourselves, okay? You know who’s great for fun horror?…
Baddie – I mean, I guess vampires. Colin Farrell’s handsome face. Lesson – Vampirism is still not the best way to go through puberty. More vampires in the way Fright Night. I have not seen the original 80’s movie, and while I’d normally watch the original movie first, I made a compulsive decision to watch the remake because…
Let me tell you something. If you spend enough of your life writing online articles about Vincent Price movies, then sooner or later you’re going to reach an important impasse: you’re going to have to ask yourself, after four or so articles, how it is, exactly, that you’ve never done a double feature. Well, friends,…
Baddie – Teenagers. It’s always teenagers. Lesson – Vampirism is not the best way to go through puberty. Continuing in my chosen theme of Octoberween (vampires), but not in the theme of SciFridays, I made an impulsive decision to watch this movie based on the fact that the cast is stellar and it appears to feature a lot of…
