SciFridays: “The Lost Tribe” (2009)

Baddie – Evolution? Lesson – Students copy, artists steal. Directors make shameless ripoffs. Warning: This is a visual spoiler-heavy post. I usually try not to give away too much about the films I watch, but to talk about this one I’ve got to use pictures and stuff. Otherwise my review would be as follows: A dull…

SciFridays: “Swamp Shark” (2011)

Baddie – Greed. Also, alcohol. Lesson – Once again, I really must repeat – Spring Break trips are a terrible idea. Well, that’s it. I was getting SO SICK of the fanmail. “SciFridays, why no movies that take place in the bayou?” FINE. I’ll do it. I’ll review a movie that takes place in the gosh…

SciFridays: “Piranha: 3D”

Baddie – Spring Break 13: The Unsolicited return Lesson – Just…just never go on Spring Break. Let’s pretend that I’m not a graduate student and that I was fully aware it was Friday and stuff. Yeah. I like that world. Right off the bat I would like to note that this is a review of…

SciFridays: “The Burrowers”

Baddie – Oregon Trail flashbacks. Lesson – Cowboys make almost everything cool. HEY! Guess what? It’s WESTERN WEEK. Okay, not really. I just wanted to watch a Western. And also, I wanted to delve a little deeper into this ‘underground monster’ thing I touched on last week. So this week, I watched “The Burrowers”. Here’s…

SciFridays: “The Relic”

Baddie – An actual gosh darned monster. Lesson – Anthropologists are CRAZY. (You know who you are) While everyone else is slacking off and enjoying turduckens and whatevs, I got involuntarily stuck working my real life job this week, so GUESS WHAT. SciFridays. It’ll never let you down. Except that week I went on surprise…