How’ve you been? Yeah? How’s the family? The daily grind? Good, good. Did you have a good week? Let me tell you about my week. How should I put this? What kind of week did I have? I had the watch-all-four-Lethal-Weapon-movies-in-four-days-with-my-mom kind of week, which may seem long for a taxonomical category of weeks, but…
Hey, chumps. Octoberween is still happening. Tell yer friends. Saw (2004): The Plot: A doctor (Cary Elwes) and a sleazy photographer (Leigh Whannell) wake up chained by their feet to opposite sides of a super gross bathroom. As they try to find a way out, they discover tapes and clues left behind by their captor,…
Predator 2 (1990) The Plot: 80s stock character Mike Harrigan (Danny Glover) seems to be the only cop in 1997 Los Angeles who can get results. The city is currently in the throes of a brutal gang war between the Colombians and what is actually referred to as King Willy’s Jamaican Voodoo Posse. Things only…
Rooster Illusion 