Nothing makes you feel old like your childhood becoming the new setting for nostalgic horror. Backrooms (2026): Director: Kane ParsonsScreenwriter: Will SoodikStarring: Chiwetel Ejiofor, Renate Reinsve, Finn Bennett, Lukita Maxwell The Plot: In 1990, freshly divorced and secretly living in his struggling furniture store, failed architect Clark (Chiwetel Ejiofor) discovers a hidden dimension in the…
Even for a studio that made huge box office returns out of space raccoons and Ant-Man, Doctor Strange feels like a bit of a gamble. The adventures of the good doctor have always been among some of Marvel’s most esoteric, and the free-form psychedelic odysseys packed to the rafters with pseudo-Lovecraftian names make them hard material to…
This has never happened before. It may never happen again. This could shock you. I don’t know. Do you have a high shock tolerance? You have my apologies if this shocks you. Ladies and gentlemen (I know I have some readers in both categories, although ladies do, predominantly, love Second Breakfast), I have an announcement…
