Baddie: Probably the flesh eating virus. Lesson: Never ignore the creepy locals. If you’ve been reading /horror [SciFridays], you may know how I feel about Eli Roth. Hint: The feeling is not warm fuzzies. However, when a director has the gall to remake his own campy horror movie not even fifteen years later as a…
This week I’m not reviewing a movie. I’m basically writing an essay, which is a particularly disturbing departure from the norm because for the first time in seventeen years, I’m actually not a student, so writing an essay should be the last thing on my mind, but I’m passionate about this topic. As the title…
Baddie: Pollution! Lesson: Business. Is it worth your entire family? Originally, I selected this movie to be part of Octoberween’s festivities, thinking it was an Australian horror. SURPRISE! This movie is in French. Yeah I don’t know. I just wiki’d ‘Australian Horror’ and was assured that this was an Australian film, but I guess that…
Baddie – Teenagers. Again. Seriously. Lesson – Massacres usually involve blood…right? If you like mid-week horror in 140 characters or less, or want little hints to what my review will be, follow me on the Twitter! Also, tune in next week, as I’ll be reviewing the new ‘Riddick’ movie, and I’m beyond excited! So it’s…
Baddie – Honestly, a huge shark. Lesson – Australian movies hold no hope. I’m in a shark kinda mood. So I picked out a movie to watch – Blue Steel. Then I re-read the synopsis and realized I’ve already seen it. So I resorted to my second choice, The Reef, because who doesn’t want to watch the ‘scariest…
Well here we are. Episode 15. Little did I know when I wrote the first recap of the premiere that I was making such a huge commitment. This episode is called “The Final Chapter”, because, y’know. There’s a book metaphor. I think it goes without saying, but, SPOILERS. So, we ended last week with Parker in…
This episode is called “The End is Near” which is so very…original. Y’know, because it’s the second to last episode in the season. I’m expecting some kind of twist (or cliffhanger).Because there had BETTER BE ONE. So this week starts with Joe watching Ryan have sex with Molly. Totally normal. Oh, and having a delusional…
Rooster Illusion 