It’s Rooster Illusion’s Birthday!

Hey, gang! James here, writing to tell you that this blog is a year old, and finally ready to play with those sorting shape toys. Time flies, they grow up so fast, etc. But seriously, I’m super proud of how far this thing has come. In that year we’ve gotten seven new writers and over…

Happy Birthday Marlon Brando!

Hello folks, this is Colin from Strange Bacon checking in on hump day to wish a happy 89th birthday to the late Marlon Brando. Considered many to be the greatest American actor of all time, Brando starred in memorable films A Streetcar Named Desire, Apocalypse Now, and The Godfather, among countless others.

Single-Malt Movies is Taking a Break

Hey, all. James here. Shelley, writer of the fantastic (and pretty darn popular) Single-Malt Movies, is taking some time off from blogging. No need to worry, though. She’ll be back as soon as she can, maybe even in a couple weeks if you all behave yourselves. As her boss, I can tell you that her…

Rooster Illusion Goes on Walkabout

…And comes back with a vengeance. As my twelve dedicated readers have surely noticed—I’ll be heart-broken if you haven’t—Rooster Illusion has been absent for the past two weeks. Yeah, I thought something seemed different. I assumed it was your hair. Well, to answer those of you more observant than Disembodied Voice, my unannounced two-week absence…

Welcome to Rooster Illusion

Where am I? What is this place? Don’t freak out, disembodied voice. It’s just the internet. Just the internet? Are you kidding me? This place is terrifying! But we’ve kind of already lived here. Remember all those columns for the Hill News that got put online? Like, every week for the last year? Yeah, I guess. See?…