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Saturday Morning Cartoons – “The Secret of Kells” is Celtic Art in Motion

– You can’t find out everything from books, you know. – I think I read that once. The Secret of Kells is a refreshingly unique animated movie about a young boy who gets help from a fairy while attempting to create a book “that can turn darkness into light” amidst the threat of viking attacks.…

February 6, 2016 in Movie Review, Saturday Morning Cartoons.

Second Breakfast Never Has Enough ‘Room’

Room (2015) The Plot: A young woman, Joy (Brie Larson), and her five-year-old son Jack (Jacob Tremblay) have spent his entire life (and a little longer in her case) in captivity, confined to a single small room. Despite these conditions, Joy tries to raise her son as a normal human. They play games, she tells…

January 31, 2016 in Movie Review, Second Breakfast.

A Bomb in the Lasagna: What to Watch When You’re Stuck in a Blizzard

S Like most of the East Coast, I found myself unable to leave my house this past weekend as Blizzard Jonas dumped record snowfall on Philadelphia. While for many, this snow-in was an opportunity to spend quality time with family or ensure that the “be like (your name here)” meme well overstayed its welcome, I…

January 27, 2016 in A Bomb in the Lasagna, Movie Review.

Second Breakfast: ‘The Revenant’ Is Beautiful but Pointless

I hated Birdman. The best review I read of the film opened by calling its writer/director Alejandro Gonzalez Iñárritu a talentless fraud. This more or less hit the nail on the head. I’ve endured lengthy conversations with numerous people who liked or disliked Birdman to varying degrees, wanting to know exactly what I found so…

January 24, 2016 in Movie Review, Second Breakfast.

A Bomb in the Lasagna: “Creed” Sets the Bar for the Long-Delay Sequel

Before journeying to the City of Brotherly Love to attempt to convince Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone) to train him, Adonis “Donny” Creed (Michael B. Jordan) projects a recording of his father’s famous bout with the Italian Stallion onto the wall. Standing in front of the projection, Donny is shadowboxing, mimicking the punches, dodges, and weaves…

January 20, 2016 in A Bomb in the Lasagna, Movie Review.

Second Breakfast: ‘Slow West’ (2015)

So, Westerns seem to be coming back a bit, eh? Well… the Western setting. Westerns, I think, as they existed in the 30s-60s, will never truly return. I quite like Westerns, but I don’t particularly miss them. The selection we got from those decades are enough for me. The tone and spirit has changed too…

January 17, 2016 in Movie Review, Second Breakfast.

A Bomb in the Lasagna: Lies, Violence, and Bitter Truth in “The Hateful Eight”

The plot: En route to Red Rock, Wyoming to ensure fugitive Daisy Domergue (Jennifer Jason Leigh) hangs, bounty hunter John “The Hangman” Ruth (Kurt Russell) picks up fellow bounty hunter and former Union soldier Major Marquis Warren (Samuel L. Jackson) and the alleged new sheriff of Red Rock, Chris Mannix (Walton Goggins). Taking refuge in the…

January 13, 2016 in A Bomb in the Lasagna, Movie Review.

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