Sorry this thing is a day late. I, along with thousands of other people, lost power after a huge thunderstorm hit the DC area. Imagine my horror when I realized that this cost me not only my air conditioning, but the internet as well. Talk about adding insult to injury. First world problems. Gotta love…
Hey, is it Friday already? Man, time flies when you’re unemployed. Did you forget to write a review until the last minute? Oh, disembodied voice. If only it were that simple. No, I didn’t forget. But it gets pretty damn hot in DC, and the closest theater to have Rock of Ages is like a…
James, where have you been? Do you have any idea what time it is? Okay, I know it’s late, but—Late? This review is so late that I thought you were dead! Really? No. It is late, though. Thanks for pointing that out. Any time. Prometheus (2012): The Plot: Some naïve scientists (Noomi Rapace and some…
Hey, it’s a review! I’m as surprised as you are, man. I definitely thought that moving would kind of get in the way of this whole “blogging” thing. Huh. Go me.
A witty and hilarious introduction. Weak, dude.
Hey, you guys get two reviews this week. Two? I thought this one was just a day early. Or a day late and 400 words longer than I’d intended. Who knew I had so much to say about Battleship? Anyway, come back tomorrow for my review of Men in Black 3. It’ll be…out of this…
Well, it’s good to be back. Yeah, but this post is, like, five days late. Is it? Or did I just decide to make Friday my review day? Tune in next week to find out. James, your illness and sunburn have driven you to the brink of madness. The people need answers now! Tell them…
