Octoberween is now over and Oscar season is just around the corner, and will hopefully supply this reviewer with articles for the next three months. This week I want to take a moment to bridge the gap between horror and SERIOUS DRAMA with a movie that has a little of both but not very much…
Baddie – Extreme living situations. Lesson – Just because you -can- live somewhere doesn’t mean you -should-. TODAY IS HALLOWEEN. I, for one, will be celebrating by attending an illustrious showing of Rocky Horror Picture Show at a one Alamo Drafthouse – what will you be doing? Sadly, this is the last vampire themed movie…
Baddie – Ottoman Turks. Those guys never learn. Lesson – Great vampire movie, or GREATEST VAMPIRE MOVIE? Continuing the Octoberween Vampire spirit, I went to go see Dracula Untold and boy did I not regret it. Guys, I don’t think it’s a huge secret that I like these kinds of movies. Single guy against the world with some kind…
Hey guys – sorry to gang up two weeks, but I’ve been interviewing and it’s stressful and blah blah basically you’re going to get two in one enjoy. So much excitement in one little post. OH WAIT since The Strain basically plods along clumsily and awkwardly maybe not so much excitement. Episode 7: Actually though, this…
So lately I’ve been doing this Reddit thing, talking with other people about stuff, mostly horror and The Strain, and the consensus around the block is about the same. The Strain is a halfway-executed horror show with some misplaced focus and some gaping plot holes. Some of these are explained away later and are meant to…
Based on some discussion, I’d like to open today’s review with a really hyper-quick recap. It’s been about two days (and two nights) since the coffin-plane landed. At this point, the survivors have been home for at least two full days, while the autopsied corpses have been meandering around for at least one. The internet…
As you might remember from last week – SH*T HIT THE FAN. Most notably, Eph, Jim, and Nora had just beat one of the vampires to death with a fire hydrant. They are freaking out, but they are also still under the impression that they might get in legal trouble for beating a monster to…
