SciFridays: “Sharknado 2: The Second One” (2014)

Baddie – I’m assuming a Sharknado of some kind. Lesson – Fire is not the answer. Machetes and power tools are always the answer. Well, it’s that time of year again. Time to play into the social media blow out that is the Sharknado franchise (some of you will remember my feelings regarding the first Sharknado) I’m foolishly…

SciFridays: “Sharknado” (2013)

Baddie – The Creative Staff at SyFy Lesson – Sharks swirling around for over twenty minutes in a tornado are still hungry. Here’s kind of a fun thing – this is my 52nd post, and my career here at Rooster Illusion started with Tara Reid. Happy ‘1-Year-In-Posts’ everyone! Alright, so, I actually made my friend…

SciFridays: “Vipers”

Baddie – Genetically Engineered Vipers Lesson – Snakes aren’t that scary. Work on it. I realize that some people strongly dislike snakes.  I also realize that some people strongly dislike Tara Reid. Unfortunately, “Vipers” has both of those things. Worse still, Tara Reid out performs the snakes. To compensate, Corbin Bernsen is in this movie.…