SciFridays: “Dead Snow 2” (2014)

Baddie – Pesky nazi zombies. Lesson – Fight zombies with zombies. I’ll admit, Dead Snow 2 was supposed to be my Christmas movie, but instead of watching it I was busy having my appendix removed, so I lived my own private zombie movie in a sanitary controlled surgical environment instead of watching it in a timely fashion.…

SciFridays: “The Exorcist” (1973)

Baddie – The devil, probably. Lesson – Exorcisms can be effective but at high cost. Of all of the movies I shamefully have not watched, The Exorcist is the one I’ve seen the most of, just not consecutively. It’s one of the most referenced movies of all time, and it’s basically the definition of exorcism horror. To be…

SciFridays: “Nightmare on Elm Street” (1984)

Baddie – Teenagers not sleeping enough, probably. Lesson – This is the perfect 80s Horror. This month is sort of unofficially nicknamed Shameful September (I like theme months), where I’ll be watching classic horror films I, sigh, have not seen. Nightmare On Elm Street is one of them, despite going to college about twenty minutes…

SciFridays: “Jaws” (1975)

Baddie – Rogue shark. Lesson – Sometimes, nature operates outside your control. Jaws | Jaws 2 | Jaws 3 | Jaws 4 A monstrous shark terrorizes the fictional Amity Island resort town, prompting a full-fledged hunt before the deaths start accruing.  Hey guys, Shark Week stars Sunday! Get pumped! To celebrate, I’m reviewing all of the Jaws films. Jaws…

SciFridays: “Sharknado 2: The Second One” (2014)

Baddie – I’m assuming a Sharknado of some kind. Lesson – Fire is not the answer. Machetes and power tools are always the answer. Well, it’s that time of year again. Time to play into the social media blow out that is the Sharknado franchise (some of you will remember my feelings regarding the first Sharknado) I’m foolishly…