/horror loves “The Witch” (2016)

Baddie: Pride Lesson: Don’t…move to…the woods? I’ve been excited for The Witch since its successful premier at Sundance last year, receiving high accolades and earning Robert Eggers ‘Best Director:Dramatic’. Eggers is able to successfully present a film that it is able to examine and provide a nuanced criticism of Puritan values. Spoilers ahead, so please proceed with caution. To dismiss The Witch as…

Saturday Morning Cartoons: “Puella Magi Madoka Magica” shows us the dark side of “Magical Girl” anime

Puella Magi Madoka Magica seems innocent enough upon watching the first couple episodes. Even the opening sequence gives us the bubbly, cutesy appearance that is so common in many “magical girl” type anime, that depict younger girls having fun adventures with newfound magical powers. But after watching episode three of this twelve episode Japanese cartoon,…

/horror gets swampy with “Hatchet” (2006)

Baddie: Swamps! Never trust one. Lesson: That tour is probably as cheap as it looks. A few weeks ago I watched the disappointing Digging Up The Marrow directed by horror cult pseudo-legend Adam Green who is probably most famous for his Hatchet series, so I finally decided to check it out. It’s a no-holds barred sort of movie, launching in…

/horror isn’t hungry for “The Green Inferno” (2015)

Baddie: Activists! Who do they even help, really? Lesson: Maybe last minute trips to Peru to provoke some guys with guns wasn’t the -best- plan. I finally had a chance to see the long-awaited The Green Inferno in theaters, so enjoy this extra-special review in the midst of my 90’s Octoberween. The regularly scheduled programming will resume tomorrow as…