March Madness Round 3: ‘The Hateful Eight’ vs. ‘The Martian’

Over the month of March, we’re allowing our readers, such as they are, to vote in a championship-style bracket to determine the best film of 2015. Well, Round 2 is over, and although they could defeat an endless army of killer robots, the Avengers couldn’t hold back a single boxer and his grizzled mentor. Next,…

Second Breakfast: “Wow, I’ve Never Seen a ‘Cinderella’ Like This Before”

Disney is currently in the no doubt arduous process of remaking all of their classic princess movies as live action films, apparently shot for shot. No matter how many letters I write to Disney World politely asking for an explanation, they won’t respond. The only possible explanation for this, and for their secrecy, is that…

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March Madness Round 3: ‘The Hateful Eight’ vs. ‘The Martian’

Second Breakfast: “Wow, I’ve Never Seen a ‘Cinderella’ Like This Before”