TV shows, man. Can’t live with ’em, can’t live without ’em. Well, technically you can, and I’m sure there are many people who live very fulfilling lives without watching television, but let’s just assume that if you’re reading this you aren’t one of those people.

Right now you’re probably wondering who writes Rooster Recaps. Sadly, it is not just one person, chained in my basement and forced to critique television. That’s mainly because I live in an apartment complex, and I’m not sure how to get to the basement. Until I can afford a house, Rooster Recaps are written by the normal writers, whose columns you know and love. Second Breakfast is recapping Justified. The Tuesday Zone is recapping Community. SciFridays has been soldiering through Sleepy Hollow. And so on. If you want to see what we’ve got to offer in that department without getting lost in a sea of film criticism, just check out the drop-down menu below up beneath the button you clicked on to get you here.

Also, TV isn’t rotting your mind. That’s a myth the brain-rot companies made up to sell brain-rot? Or something?