There comes a point in horror movies where lengthy, elaborate plot explanations begin to wear on the viewer. The game of Clue could be explained in a few minutes, and a roundabout series of suggestions might be documented, but in the end what everybody is most interested in is who actually committed the murder? 1408…
Baddie – 3-D Movies Lesson – Honor those who came before you. I hate being predictable, but I do love watching horror movies with my favorite actors in them. It is slightly strange that this is the second time I’ve watched a remake intentionally because of an actor, but hey. This is America. Also, Jensen…
Try as you might, “The Following”, you shan’t resist the charms of the ‘procedural’ for long! No! I won’t! I’ll never join you! You will. It’s in your script, your writing, your direction. You can’t fight your producers. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo- It’s too late. The transformation has been creeping up on you little by little. The rebellions…
So, I spent this weekend in Berlin. It was grey and somber and kind of reminded me of upstate New York, but I had a good time nonetheless, mainly because of the company. I went with many of the other students in my abroad program, only we were broken up into little groups, and each…
Everywhere you go, you’ll find a great deal of people who totally abhor their hometown, to the point where they will go out of their way to avoid even talking about it, or going near in at any time. The usual explanation is a poor childhood experience, and Sometimes They Come Back; a film about…
Baddie – Love. Lesson – Someone is always going to hate on your parade. I don’t really have an opinion on Valentine’s Day, but I do love seasonally appropriate reviews. So curl up with a friend, or watch it in embittered silence, it’s up to you. It’s a hoorror moovie seht in Nohva Scohtia, doncha…
Because I just love you guys SO MUCH, one review of a zom-com doesn’t feel like enough of a Valentine’s Day present. I’m too lazy to write another full review, or even the list I was planning, but here’s Rooster Illusion’s version of a Valentine, brought to you by one of my favorite fictional couples:…
