SciFridays: “Swamp Shark” (2011)

Baddie – Greed. Also, alcohol. Lesson – Once again, I really must repeat – Spring Break trips are a terrible idea. Well, that’s it. I was getting SO SICK of the fanmail. “SciFridays, why no movies that take place in the bayou?” FINE. I’ll do it. I’ll review a movie that takes place in the gosh…

SciFridays: “Bay of Blood”

Baddie – Pretty much everyone. Lesson – Estates are not just to be thrown around like candy. They’re serious business. I broke tradition a little bit this week. SciFridays celebrates terrible, low-budget B-movies that usually have little to no merit other than entertainment value. Well, “Bay of Blood” is a little more complicated than that.…

SciFridays: “Alligator X”

Baddie – It’s a magical pleiosaurus, Charlieeeee. Lesson – Don’t dick with science. You might end up with an irrelevant movie. This week on SciFridays, I sat down to the labor intensive task of drinking tea, knitting, taking notes and watching “Alligator X” or, as IMDB says, “Predator X”. The latter is more fitting as they…

SciFridays: “Creature”

Baddie – Incest. Lesson – It’s totally still okay to poke fun at rednecks. “Creature” is a 2011 film that is loosely based around the Native American ‘Wendigo’ myth (man becomes cannibalistic, becomes monster) but set in the Bayou with rednecks, which is marginally less offensive then it could have been.