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Tag Archives: Lee Pace

Second Breakfast: The Battle of the Five Armies

Peter Jackson has spent some time in Middle-earth, producing six movies and oceans of profit, and fostering more childhoods than he could have anticipated. The Fellowship of the Ring hit theaters in 2001, thirteen years ago. Feel old yet? If you don’t, that’s because you’re too young, and you missed The Lord of the Rings…

December 21, 2014 in Movie Review, Second Breakfast.

Second Breakfast: Everything Wrong with the ‘Battle of the Five Armies’ Trailer

I’m going to cut right to the chase here: Peter Jackson, what are you doing? I’ve never done a trailer review before, but I feel like it’s sort of necessary here. In the last two years, Jackson’s come out with two installments of a prequel trilogy that should have been one movie. This December, he’ll…

August 3, 2014 in Movie Review, Second Breakfast.

SciFridays takes off with the “Guardians of the Galaxy” (2014)

Baddie – Ronan, hopeful destroyer of worlds. Lesson – Friendship, however reluctant, is magic. What can I say about Guardians of the Galaxy? A lot. I can say a lot. Buckle up. Guardians was directed by James Gunn, who also directed one of the favorites here at Rooster Illusion, Slither. He has a unique sense of humor as a director, but…

August 1, 2014 in Movie Review, SciFriday.

SciFridays: 100th Post Extravaganza – “The Fall” (2006) & a Giveaway!

It’s my 100th post, you guys! That…that is a lot of writing. That is a lot of bad movies and/or television shows. I must love what I do or something. SPEAKING of things that I love,  I’m going full self-indulgent here and reviewing my favorite movie OF ALL TIMEThe Fall (2006), directed by Tarsem Singh.  Baddie…

March 14, 2014 in Movie Review, SciFriday.

Review: ‘Lincoln’ is Probably Gonna Get a Few Oscars

I took last week off, so you get two (2!) reviews today. While you were all gorging yourselves on turkey, I was looking deep into the heart and soul of America. Pay attention, supervillains, because I discovered two things that this country really, really loves: Abraham Lincoln and old, crappy video games (which you will…

November 28, 2012 in Movie Review.

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