It’s shocking to me that this is only the fifth Jason Statham movie to appear on this site. What have I been doing with my life? Mutiny (2026): Director: Jean-François RichetScreenwriter: Lindsay Michel and J.P. DavisStarring: Jason Statham, Annabelle Wallis, Rolan Møller, Ramon Tikaram The Plot: After being framed for the assassination of wealthy but…
Ladies and gentlemen, when this blog began over two years ago, Drew Parton made a grave error: he named his column “Mindless Action Mondays.” Not only does this constrain him to posting on Mondays (a universally acknowledged sucky day), but it also meant that he would exclusively review action movies. Now, the dude likes action…
Guy Ritchie’s first real attempt to try to combine his signature gangster film with a somewhat more purposeful meaning was met with severe backlash from many critics, many of whom considered the final product to be “disjointed” or “pretentious.” It received a dismal 17% on rotten tomatoes. Ironically, big name film critics are some of…
Rooster Illusion 