/horror gets swampy with “Hatchet” (2006)

Baddie: Swamps! Never trust one. Lesson: That tour is probably as cheap as it looks. A few weeks ago I watched the disappointing Digging Up The Marrow directed by horror cult pseudo-legend Adam Green who is probably most famous for his Hatchet series, so I finally decided to check it out. It’s a no-holds barred sort of movie, launching in…

/horror isn’t hungry for “The Green Inferno” (2015)

Baddie: Activists! Who do they even help, really? Lesson: Maybe last minute trips to Peru to provoke some guys with guns wasn’t the -best- plan. I finally had a chance to see the long-awaited The Green Inferno in theaters, so enjoy this extra-special review in the midst of my 90’s Octoberween. The regularly scheduled programming will resume tomorrow as…