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Studios2017-05-15T18:20:10+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2017/05/06/saturday-morning-cartoons-moana-is-another-good-disney-film/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/moana-fallback_fde4d101.jpegmoana-fallback_fde4d101https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/moana-lotr.pngmoana lotrhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/moana-starwars.pngmoana starwars2017-05-06T06:56:13+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2017/04/22/saturday-morning-cartoons-sing-was-not-bad-but-it-hit-a-few-sour-notes/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/sing.jpgsing2017-04-23T02:10:11+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2017/03/09/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-logan-is-a-powerful-swang-song-for-wolverine/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/logan-and-laura.jpglogan and laura20th Century 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gon2017-03-11T08:01:52+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2017/02/25/saturday-morning-cartoons-a-valentines-love-note-to-little-red-riding-rabbit/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/323b8-little2bred2briding2brabbit2b-2bfriz2bfreleng2b281229.jpg323b8-little2bred2briding2brabbit2b-2bfriz2bfreleng2b281229https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/little_red_riding_rabbit_title_card.jpglittle_red_riding_rabbit_title_card2017-02-25T13:31:49+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2017/02/22/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-lego-batman-is-the-hero-we-need-right-now/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/lego-batman-and-robin.jpglego-batman-and-robinWarner Bros. Animationhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/lego-batman-poster.jpglego-batman-posterWarner Bros Animation2017-02-22T02:43:21+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2017/02/04/saturday-morning-cartoons-no-capes-no-comics-just-danny-phantom/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/danny-phantom-197089-1280x0.jpgdanny-phantom-197089-1280x02017-02-04T11:28:19+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2017/02/01/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-kung-fu-treachery-abounds-in-five-deadly-venoms/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/five-deadly-venoms-lizard.jpgfive-deadly-venoms-lizardShaw Brothers Studio, Dragon Dynastyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/the-five-deadly-venoms_attack.jpgthe-five-deadly-venoms_attackShaw Brothers Studio, Dragon Dynastyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/five-deadly-venoms-poster.jpgfive-deadly-venoms-posterShaw Brothers Studios, Dragon Dynasty2017-02-01T03:38:41+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2017/01/25/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-a-series-of-unfortunate-events/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/unfortunate-events-olaf.jpgunfortunate-events-olafParamounthttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/unfortunate-events-baudelaires1.jpgunfortunate-events-baudelairesParamounthttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/unfortunate-events-snicket.jpgunfortunate-events-snicketParamount Pictureshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/unfortunate-events-baudelaires.jpgunfortunate-events-baudelaires2017-01-25T04:17:07+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2017/01/21/saturday-morning-cartoons-i-rewatch-xiaolin-showdown-for-the-nostalgia-and-the-voice-actors/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/xiaolin_showdown.jpgxiaolin_showdown2017-01-21T07:41:39+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2017/01/07/saturday-morning-cartoons-kubo-and-the-two-strings-is-everything-i-wanted-and-more/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/kubo-main_0.jpgkubo-main_02017-01-07T09:52:42+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2017/01/04/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-well-rogue-one-is-still-the-best-prequel/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/rogue-one-jyn.jpgrogue-one-jynhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/rogue-one-orson.jpgrogue-one-orsonhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/chirrut-and-baze.jpgchirrut-and-bazeLucasfilm, Disneyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/rogue-one-poster.jpgrogue-one-posterLucasfilm, Disney2017-01-04T02:44:23+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2017/01/02/solid-gold-hits-the-second-breakfast-years/2017-01-02T23:36:40+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2017/01/01/second-breakfasts-top-100-films-of-the-decade-so-far/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/drive.jpgdriveFilmDistricthttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/the-lego-movie-2.jpgthe-lego-movie-2Warner Bros.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/moonrise-kingdom.jpgmoonrise-kingdomIndian Paintbrushhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/the-kings-speech.pngthe-kings-speechSee-Saw Filmshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/take-shelter.jpgtake-shelterREI Capitalhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/the-hunt.pngthe-huntDanmarks Radiohttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/ex-machina.jpgex-machinaDNA Filmshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/toy-story-3.pngtoy-story-3Pixarhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/life-of-pi.jpglife-of-pi20th Century Foxhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/the-grey.jpgK3F_9474.NEFOpen Road Films2017-01-01T22:17:44+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/12/25/second-breakfast-dreaming-of-a-white-christmas/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/800_white_christmas_blu-ray_subs.jpg800_white_christmas_blu-ray_subsParamounthttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/protectedimage-php.jpegprotectedimage-phpParamounthttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/musical-monday-white-christmas-movies-tom-lorenzo-site-tlo-3.jpgmusical-monday-white-christmas-movies-tom-lorenzo-site-tlo-3Paramount Wouldn't miss it for the world.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/white-christmas-film-images-7da6ceec-793e-4cbc-a0b4-9310c8e5520.jpgwhite-christmas-film-images-7da6ceec-793e-4cbc-a0b4-9310c8e5520Paramount2016-12-24T20:23:31+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/12/24/saturday-morning-lasagna-20-years-later-arnolds-christmas-is-a-christmas-classic/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/d3bb9-arnold3.jpgd3bb9-arnold3https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/arnolds-christmas-mr-hyunh.pngarnolds-christmas-mr-hyunhhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/arnolds-christmas-helga-and-mr-bailey.pngarnolds-christmas-helga-and-mr-bailey2016-12-24T13:31:02+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/12/18/what-about-second-breakfast-a-fifteen-year-retrospective-on-the-fellowship-of-the-ring/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/gandalf_escaping.pnggandalf_escapingNew Line Cinema None whatsoever.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/86190.jpg86190New Line Cinemahttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/end-of-fellowship.jpgend-of-fellowshipNew Line Cinemahttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/cavetroll.gifcavetrollNew Line Cinema A world where this "oh sh*t" line feels very relatable.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/lotr_background1.pnglotr_background1New Line Cinemahttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/maxresdefault.jpgmaxresdefaultNew Line Cinema2016-12-18T16:18:04+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/12/11/second-breakfast-delves-headlong-into-the-inferno/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/into_the_inferno2.jpginto_the_inferno2Werner Herzog Filmproduktion He is an incredibly sane man.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/into-the-inferno.jpginto-the-infernoWerner Herzog Filmproduktionhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/into_the_inferno.jpgInto The InfernoWerner Herzog Filmproduktion He's an interesting guy.2016-12-11T16:15:37+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/12/10/saturday-morning-cartoon-the-cycle-of-bullying-as-told-by-a-silent-voice/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/silent-voice-visual.jpgsilent-voice-visual2016-12-10T13:10:11+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/12/04/second-breakfast-arrival-is-something-else/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/amy-adams-arrival.jpgamy-adams-arrivalFilmNation Entertainmenthttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/arrival-teaser-trailer.jpgarrival-teaser-trailerFilmNation Entertainmenthttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/screen_20shot_202016-08-16_20at_204-07-15_20pm-0.pngscreen_20shot_202016-08-16_20at_204-07-15_20pm-0FilmNation Entertainment2016-12-04T16:22:52+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/11/27/second-breakfast-fantastic-plot-holes-and-where-to-find-them/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/redmayne.jpgredmayneWarner Bros. Which is good, because this man has no character at all.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/maxresdefault1.jpgmaxresdefaultWarner Bros. Oddly enough, this is the scene where the detrimental tonal shift really gets going.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/fantastic-beasts-and-where-to-find-them.jpgfantastic-beasts-and-where-to-find-themWarner Bros.2016-11-27T16:07:15+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/11/26/saturday-morning-cartoons-in-which-i-begrudgingly-watched-rick-and-morty-and-ended-up-liking-it/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/rick-and-morty.jpgrick-and-morty2016-11-27T06:00:46+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/11/20/everybody-wants-some-second-breakfast/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/everybody-wants-some-ping-pong.jpg"EVERYBODY WANTS SOME!!":Paramount It just looks like the characters from Dazed and Confused got slightly older.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/maxresdefault.jpgmaxresdefaultParamount This was not me.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/everybody_wants_some.pngeverybody_wants_someParamount Although I did find Tyler Hoechlin's mustache very appealing.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/everybody-wants-review-08apr16.pngeverybody-wants-review-08apr16Paramount2016-11-20T16:51:45+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/11/16/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-doctor-strange-is-far-out-man/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/doctor-strange-mind-melt.jpgdoctor-strange-mind-meltMarvel Studioshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/doctor-strange-city-bending.jpgdoctor-strange-city-bendingMarvel Studioshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/doctor-strange-poster.jpgdoctor-strange-posterMarvel Studios 2016-11-16T02:07:26+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/11/13/second-breakfast-hacksaw-ridge-is-violent-horrifying-and-genuinely-inspirational/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/hacksaw-ridge2.jpghacksaw-ridge2Summit Entertainmenthttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/hacksawridge_d33-15263.jpghacksawridge_d33-15263Summit Entertainmenthttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/hacksaw-ridge.jpghacksaw-ridgeSummit Entertainment2016-11-13T19:18:49+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/11/06/second-breakfast-green-room-horrific-violence-and-the-great-anton-yelchin/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/still-of-patrick-stewart-and-macon-blair-in-green-room-2015-large-picture-1050x700.jpgstill-of-patrick-stewart-and-macon-blair-in-green-room-2015-large-picture-1050x700Film Science Patrick Stewart: just a normal guy.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/green-room-anton-poots.jpggreen-room-anton-pootsFilm Science It sucks so much.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/social-share-v2.jpgsocial-share-v2Film Science This shot never appears in the movie, but it makes for a killer poster, eh?2016-11-06T18:15:02+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/11/02/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-sympathy-for-prince-of-darkness/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/prince-of-darkness-alice-cooper.jpgprince-of-darkness-alice-cooperUniversal Pictures Hello, Hooray!https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/prince-of-darkness-peely-face.jpgprince-of-darkness-peely-faceUniversal Pictures. I was not kidding.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/prince-of-darkness-poster.jpgprince-of-darkness-posterUniversal Pictures2016-11-02T02:06:59+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/10/30/second-breakfast-octoberween-a-comprehensive-history-of-scooby-doo-part-5/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/0c86f3956414de81818c442330b8b8b1.jpg0c86f3956414de81818c442330b8b8b1Warner Bros. Like I said, it's a little weird.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/55fd478a667708b2a0918632288d9f00756658887914b388650ee338c0ab27d6_large.jpeg55fd478a667708b2a0918632288d9f00756658887914b388650ee338c0ab27d6_largeWarner Bros. There's some freaky stuff in this show.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/baba_yaga_the_house_of_the_nightmare_witch.pngbaba_yaga_the_house_of_the_nightmare_witchWarner Bros. Plus, Baba Yaga is the monster in one episode.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/1457488-sd612c051.jpg1457488-sd612c051Warner Bros.2016-10-30T14:51:51+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/10/28/horror-goes-shopping-in-little-shop-of-horrors-1960/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/5690_5.jpg5690_5https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/littleshop.jpglittleshopSanta Clara Productionshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/little-shop-of-horrors-1960-seymour-mushkin-audrey.jpglittle-shop-of-horrors-1960-seymour-mushkin-audreySanta Clara Productions2016-10-29T00:21:39+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/10/23/second-breakfast-octoberween-a-comprehensive-history-of-scooby-doo-part-4/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/ugh.jpgughWarner Bros. It's really just not worth it.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/witchsghost2.pngwitchsghost2Warner Bros. Trend-setters.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/70155546.jpg70155546Warner Bros. And look who's happy to be back.2016-10-23T17:09:57+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/10/19/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-dracula-en-espanol/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/spanish-dracula-villarias.jpgspanish-dracula-villariasUniversal Pictureshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/spanish-dracula-cinematography.jpgspanish-dracula-cinematographyUniversal Pictureshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/spanish-dracula-poster.jpgspanish-dracula-posterUniversal Pictures2016-10-20T00:10:58+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/10/16/second-breakfast-octoberween-a-comprehensive-history-of-scooby-doo-part-3/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/scoobydoo_size3.jpgscoobydoo_size3Warner Bros. Mm, and we'll just move on from that.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/eb2f7a4c56a2572d6ef2699d0414da3f.jpgeb2f7a4c56a2572d6ef2699d0414da3fWarner Bros. Fred and Daphne are apparently oblivious to whatever's terrifying the other characters.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/tumblr_inline_nwujvtj1jp1s7w3g0_1280.pngtumblr_inline_nwujvtj1jp1s7w3g0_1280Warner Bros. Yes, nothing revitalizes a beloved children's show quite like zombie violence.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/red-herring.pngred-herringWarner Bros. Fred's getting into some heavy stuff in the series.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/x1akq.jpgx1akqWarner Bros. Mm, something really wrong with Fred's eyes in this still.2016-10-16T14:48:14+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/10/15/saturday-morning-cartoons-quirky-octoberween-fun-with-curse-of-the-were-rabbit/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/wallace-and-gromit.jpgwallace-and-gromit2016-10-14T12:29:46+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/10/12/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-disney-does-horror-right-with-something-wicked-this-way-comes/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/something-wicked-this-way-comes-parade.jpgsomething-wicked-this-way-comes-paradeWalt Disney Pictures Welcome to the Black Paradehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/something-wicked-this-way-comes-mr-dark.jpgsomething-wicked-this-way-comes-mr-darkWalt Disney Pictureshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/something-wicked-this-way-comes.jpgsomething-wicked-this-way-comesWalt Disney Pictures2016-10-11T20:39:50+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/10/09/second-breakfast-octoberween-a-comprehensive-history-of-scooby-doo-part-2/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/51eyksr6gal__sx940__by_mdtartist83-d9ei7nf.jpg51eyksr6gal__sx940__by_mdtartist83-d9ei7nfWarner Bros. Rest in peace, Scrappy. Nobody misses you.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/scoob_and_shag_faint_in_grimwoods.pngscoob_and_shag_faint_in_grimwoodsWarner Bros. It's a fang-tastic movie.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/vincent_van_ghoul.pngvincent_van_ghoulWarner Bros. Vincent Pricehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/scooby-doo-1.jpgscooby-doo-1Warner Bros. I-- what the? Who's that?2016-10-09T15:42:15+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/10/07/horror-visits-the-house-of-usher-1960/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/fhu9.jpgfhu9https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/220px-house_of_usher1960.jpg220px-house_of_usher1960https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/usher1.jpgusher12016-10-07T19:37:06+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/10/05/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-horror-from-behind-the-iron-curtain-in-viy/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/viy-hands.jpgviy-handsJazz hands!https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/viy-witch.jpgviy-witchhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/viy-1967-film-images-3c19dd77-73fc-4962-9080-46a938db453.jpgviy-1967-film-images-3c19dd77-73fc-4962-9080-46a938db4532016-10-04T23:47:39+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/10/02/second-breakfast-octoberween-a-comprehensive-history-of-scooby-doo-part-1/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/e8f272443500848f636118e75186f9bf.jpge8f272443500848f636118e75186f9bfWarner Bros. And if I can, I will never mention Scooby-Dum ever again.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/hqdefault.jpghqdefaultWarner Bros.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/sd25-1.jpgsd25-1Warner Bros. Really, though, they're a pretty fun crowd.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/a-still-from-e2809cthe-dynamic-scooby-doo-affaire2809d-1972-1.jpga-still-from-the-dynamic-scooby-doo-affair-1972-1Warner Bros.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/scoobydoo.jpgscoobydooWarner Bros.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/way_title_card.pngway_title_cardWarner Bros.2016-10-02T18:56:18+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/10/01/octoberween-five/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/caspar_david_friedrich_-_frau_vor_untergehender_sonne.jpgCaspar David FriedrichCaspar David Friedrich: Frau in der Morgensonne G452016-10-01T17:58:34+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/10/01/saturday-morning-cartoons-the-male-gaze-and-female-identity-in-perfect-blue/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/perfect-blue-mima-kirigoe.jpgperfect-blue-mima-kirigoe2016-10-01T06:13:20+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/09/27/scifridays-sleepaway-camp-1-3-1983-1988-1989/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/551208_10200958136739837_552278675_n.jpg551208_10200958136739837_552278675_nhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/512v62b5k1l.jpg512V62B5K1Lhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/images-1.jpegimages (1)https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/images.jpegimageshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/picture-1.jpgPicture 1https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/sleepaway-camp-8.jpgsleepaway-camp-8https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/sleepawaycamp3-1.jpgsleepawaycamp3 (1)https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/sleepawaycamp3.jpgsleepawaycamp32016-09-29T17:06:18+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/09/28/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-the-beatles-eight-days-a-week-the-touring-years-is-an-irresistible-tour-through-familiar-territory/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/eight-days-a-week-shea-stadium.jpgeight-days-a-week-shea-stadiumApple Corps, Imagine Entertainment Y'know, I think these guys might have a future in this business.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/eight-days-a-week.jpgeight-days-a-weekApple Corps, Imagine Entertainment2016-09-28T01:40:15+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/columns/2016-09-27T21:46:22+00:00weekly0.6https://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/09/04/scifridays-pet-sematary-1989/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/mv5bmja1mzk4otayov5bml5banbnxkftztcwnzq1njcxmq-_v1_sx640_sy720_.jpgMV5BMjA1Mzk4OTAyOV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzQ1NjcxMQ@@._V1_SX640_SY720_<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Paramount Pictures</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/petsematary09.jpgpetsematary09<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Paramount Pictures</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/2010-03-05-pet_sematary.jpg2010-03-05-pet_sematary<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Paramount Pictures</em></span>2016-09-27T21:43:27+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/09/11/scifridays-children-of-the-corn-1984/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/isaac.jpgIsaac<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Green/Epstein Productions</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/mv5bmtm2nzu0mzg2n15bml5banbnxkftztcwmdi1odyymq-_v1_sy317_cr60214317_al_.jpgMV5BMTM2NzU0Mzg2N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDI1ODYyMQ@@._V1_SY317_CR6,0,214,317_AL_<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Angeles Entertainment Group</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/children-of-the-corn-1.jpgchildren-of-the-corn-1<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Angeles Entertainment Group</em></span>2016-09-27T21:41:05+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/09/18/scifridays-it-1990/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/tumblr_mxbd9uicdt1swh3svo1_500-stephen-king-s-nightmare-clown-finally-to-terrorize-us-in-a-two-part-movie-gif-229182.jpgtumblr_mxbd9uicdt1swh3svo1_500-stephen-king-s-nightmare-clown-finally-to-terrorize-us-in-a-two-part-movie-gif-229182<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Green/Epstein Productions</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/it-stephen-kings-it-11018504-768-440.jpgIT-stephen-kings-it-11018504-768-440Green/Epstein Productionshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/it-movie-cover.pngIT movie coverGreen/Epstein Productions2016-09-27T21:38:20+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/09/25/scifridays-the-mist-2007/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/mistbehemothh.pngmistbehemothh<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Dimension Films</em></span><br>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/the-mist-fly-creature.jpgFusion TIFF File<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Dimension Films</em></span><br>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/mv5bmtu2njqyndy1ml5bml5banbnxkftztcwmtk1mdu1mq-_v1_sx640_sy720_.jpgMV5BMTU2NjQyNDY1Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTk1MDU1MQ@@._V1_SX640_SY720_<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Dimension Films</em></span><br>2016-09-27T21:29:07+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/11/06/72992/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mv5bmtu1mty2mzuxm15bml5banbnxkftztcwmjm4nje1mq-_v1_sy317_cr10214317_al_.jpgMV5BMTU1MTY2MzUxM15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjM4NjE1MQ@@._V1_SY317_CR1,0,214,317_AL_<span style="color:#999999;"><em>ArieScope Pictures</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ec00888b63.jpgEC00888B63<span style="color:#999999;"><em>ArieScope Pictures</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/hatchet2.jpghatchet2<span style="color:#999999;"><em>ArieScope Pictures</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/2010-03-05-pet_sematary.jpg2010-03-05-pet_semataryhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/mv5bmja1mzk4otayov5bml5banbnxkftztcwnzq1njcxmq-_v1_sx640_sy720_.jpgMV5BMjA1Mzk4OTAyOV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzQ1NjcxMQ@@._V1_SX640_SY720_https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/petsematary09.jpgpetsematary092016-09-27T21:25:42+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/10/02/scifridays-the-frighteners-1996/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/the-frighteners-the-frighteners-28260230-922-383.jpgThe-Frighteners-the-frighteners-28260230-922-383<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Universal Pictures</em></span><br>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/the-frighteners-1996-di-03.jpgthe-frighteners-1996-DI-03<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Universal Pictures</em></span><br>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/frighteners_poster_01.jpgfrighteners_poster_01<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Universal Pictures</em></span><br>2016-09-27T21:23:37+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/10/08/scifridays-the-green-inferno-2015/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/the-green-inferno-hd-stills-wallpapers.jpgThe-Green-Inferno-HD-Stills-Wallpapers<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Worldview Entertainment</em></span><br>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/green.jpggreen<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Worldview Entertainment</em></span><br>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/thirdeye.jpgThirdEye<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Worldview Entertainment</em></span><br>2016-09-27T21:19:46+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/10/09/scifridays-cronos-1993/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/cronos_01.jpgcronos_01<span style="color:#999999;"><em>CNCAIMC</em></span><br>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/mv5bmtc4mtu0mze1n15bml5banbnxkftztcwotg1otu0na-_v1_sy317_cr60214317_al_.jpgMV5BMTc4MTU0MzE1N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTg1OTU0NA@@._V1_SY317_CR6,0,214,317_AL_<span style="color:#999999;"><em>CNCAIMC</em></span><br>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/18dyh2woaniqejpg.jpg18dyh2woaniqejpg<span style="color:#999999;"><em>CNCAIMC</em></span><br>2016-09-27T21:12:27+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/10/18/scifridays-crimson-peak-2015/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/mv5bnty2oti5mjayov5bml5banbnxkftztgwntkzmjq0nde-_v1_sx640_sy720_.jpgMV5BNTY2OTI5MjAyOV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNTkzMjQ0NDE@._V1_SX640_SY720_<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Legendary Pictures</em></span><br>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-05-13-at-10-24-32-am-620x400.jpgScreen-Shot-2015-05-13-at-10.24.32-AM-620x400<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Legendary Pictures</em></span><br>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/crimson-peak-tom-hiddleston-3-1500x844.jpgcrimson-peak-tom-hiddleston-3-1500x844<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Legendary Pictures</em></span><br>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/635803428264449534-crimson-peak-3.jpg635803428264449534-crimson-peak-3<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Legendary Pictures</em></span><br>2016-09-27T21:07:22+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/10/23/scifridays-auditionodishon-1999/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/mv5bmtqwnzqwnjiwov5bml5banbnxkftztcwmjg5ndazmq-_v1-_cr424343471_sy317_cr80214317_al_.jpgMV5BMTQwNzQwNjIwOV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjg5NDAzMQ@@._V1._CR4,24,343,471_SY317_CR8,0,214,317_AL_<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Basara Pictures</em></span><br> https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/audition-005.jpgAudition-005<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Basara Pictures</em></span><br> https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/audition-still.jpgaudition-still<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Basara Pictures</em></span><br> 2016-09-27T21:02:35+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/11/13/scifridays-the-town-that-dreaded-sundown-2014/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/thetown.pngthetown<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Blumhouse Productions</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/towndreadedsundownrev.jpgTOWNDREADEDSUNDOWNREV<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Blumhouse Productions</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/the_town_that_dreaded_sundown_2014_film_poster.jpgThe_Town_That_Dreaded_Sundown_(2014_film)_poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Blumhouse Productions</em></span>2016-09-27T20:55:39+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/02/26/scifridays-the-witch-2016/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/the-witch-1148x765.pngthe-witch-1148x765https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/the-witch-15342-5-1100.jpgthe-witch-15342-5-1100https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/thewitch_online_teaser_01_web_large.jpgthewitch_online_teaser_01_web_largehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/the-witch.jpgthe-witch2016-09-27T20:49:35+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/04/22/cabin-fever-2002-2016/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/maxresdefault.jpgmaxresdefaultContendhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/cabin-fever-remake-700x300.jpgcabin-fever-remake-700x300Tonic Filmshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/cabin-fever-still-one.jpgcabin-fever-still-onehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/movie_38043.jpgmovie_38043Tonic Films2016-09-27T20:42:37+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/07/08/scifridays-is-stranded-with-blake-lively-in-the-shallows-2016/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/banners-01.pngbanners-01https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/banners-01.jpgbanners-01https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/the-shallows-435.jpgthe-shallows-435https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/maxresdefault.jpgmaxresdefaulthttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/04-the-shallows-w1200-h630.jpg04-the-shallows.w1200.h6302016-09-27T20:33:34+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/09/25/second-breakfast-dragon-blade-indeed-is/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/olzc5ee9ntsdvudab5no.jpgolzc5ee9ntsdvudab5noShanghai Film Group I mean, he is into this thing.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/video-dragon-blade-superjumbo.jpgvideo-dragon-blade-superjumboShanghai Film Group Pros: Evil Adrien Brodyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/dragonblade1-1170x660.jpgdragonblade1-1170x660Shanghai Film Group Seems reasonable.2016-09-25T22:35:39+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/about-the-writers/drew-parton-mindless-action-mondays-trope-ic-thunder/2016-09-23T05:50:45+00:00weekly0.6https://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/09/22/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-20-years-later-super-mario-64-is-still-essential/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/super-mario-64-yoshi.jpgsuper-mario-64-yoshiNintendohttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/super-mario-64-lakitu.jpgsuper-mario-64-lakituNintendohttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/super-mario-64.pngsuper-mario-64Nintendo2016-09-23T00:17:10+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/09/18/second-breakfast-ever-since-i-was-born-i-was-dope/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/lonely.jpglonelyThe Lonely Islandhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/forte.jpgforteUniversal Picture Will Forte is the bagpipe man.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/capture.jpgcaptureUniversal Studios2016-09-18T18:44:03+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/09/17/saturday-morning-cartoons-i-just-watched-the-worst-animated-movie-of-all-time/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/e69e8-foodfight2.jpge69e8-foodfight2https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/foodfight-logo.jpgfoodfight-logo2016-09-17T13:30:41+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/09/14/capes-on-camera-turtle-power-the-definitive-history-of-the-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-is-intriguing-inaccurately-titled/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/turtle-power-banner.pngturtle-power-bannerhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/turtle-powert-eastman-laird.jpgturtle-powert-eastman-lairdParamount https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/turtle-power.jpgturtle-powerParamount2016-09-14T13:07:53+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/09/11/second-breakfast-mr-turner-and-appropriately-unconventional-beauty/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/file_595631_mr-turner-quad-poster.jpgfile_595631_mr-turner-quad-posterFilm4https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/748b101a9ed7eb9d.jpg748b101a9ed7eb9dFilm4https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/spall-painting.jpgspall-paintingFilm4 That face. Truly the Errol Flynn of his time.2016-09-11T18:18:13+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/09/04/second-breakfast-99-homes-and-the-continuing-excellence-of-michael-shannon/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/99-homes-99homes-fp-03972-rgb.jpg99-homes-99homes-fp-03972-rgbBroad Green Pictures Michael Shannon explaining paperwork with incredible gusto.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/ap_172194383146_wide-44fb9cb882b00b3c910c745b5e39913b5d6873e7-s900-c85.jpgap_172194383146_wide-44fb9cb882b00b3c910c745b5e39913b5d6873e7-s900-c85Broad Green Pictures So many eviction scenes.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/99-homes-99homes-fp-00007-rgb.jpg99-homes-99homes-fp-00007-rgbBroad Green 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Honestly, I just spent the runtime begging the TV to shut up.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/richardthirdone.jpgrichardthirdoneBBC Pretty much my face through the whole damn thing.2016-06-04T21:19:29+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/06/12/second-breakfast-brush-up-your-shakespeare-17-the-hollow-crown-part-5/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/js54616806.jpgJS54616806BBC And in the end it's every bit as confusing and messy as their halfhearted battle scenes.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/hollow-crown-01.jpghollow-crown-01BBC I don't care about either of you or your love.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/hollowcrown.jpghollowcrownBBC2016-06-04T21:18:40+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/06/05/second-breakfast-a-mythology-for-america/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/8fa506195461dc9b872fc04fe4b26994.jpg8fa506195461dc9b872fc04fe4b26994Warner Bros.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/yojimbo.jpgYOJIMBOTohohttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/clementine.jpgClementine20th Century Foxhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/stagecoach-main-review.jpgstagecoach-main-review2016-06-04T21:17:51+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/06/01/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-a-summer-cold-viewing-guide/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/kung-fu-hustle.jpgkung fu hustleSony Picture Classicshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/hey-arnold-ice-cream-truck.jpghey arnold ice cream truckParamount Televisionhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/sanjuro-sleepy.jpgsanjuro sleepyToho Company This guy has the right idea2016-06-01T03:16:47+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/05/29/second-breakfast-looking-back-on-john-wayne/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/21winc650-5.jpg21winc650.5Walter Wagner Production Co.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/600px-liberty_shootinglesson.jpg600px-Liberty_shootinglessonParamounthttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/searchers.pngSearchersWarner Bros.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/event-poster-5584042.jpgevent-poster-5584042Charles K. 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One of these guys looks like he's been in a couple fights before.2016-06-14T14:53:06+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/05/28/saturday-morning-cartoons-soul-eater-and-gender-in-anime/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/soul_eater_049.jpgSoul_Eater_049https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/soul-eater-logo.pngsoul eater logo2016-05-29T13:30:36+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/05/25/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-the-nice-guys-is-nice-guys/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/the-nice-guys-holly.jpgthe nice guys hollyWarner Bros.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/the-nice-guys-drinking.jpgthe nice guys drinkingWarner Bros.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/the-nice-guys-poster.jpgthe nice guys posterWarner Bros.2016-05-25T01:31:24+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/05/22/second-breakfast-its-always-time-for-a-peter-cushing-double-feature/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/peter-cushing-twins-of-evil.jpgPeter Cushing - Twins Of EvilHammer Not your typical zealot.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/twins-of-evil.jpgtwins of evilHammer Actually, only one of the twins is evil.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/island-of-terror_2.jpgisland of terror_2Planet Film Productions Ah, yeah, weird.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/maxresdefault.jpgmaxresdefaultPlanet Film Productions2016-05-22T11:17:45+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/05/15/second-breakfast-jumps-the-shark/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/fonzie-celebrates-after-he-jumped-the-shark-on-happy-days.jpgfonzie-celebrates-after-he-jumped-the-shark-on-happy-dayshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/bad-beards-disney.jpgBad Beards DisneyDisney At least the dwarfs look pretty guilty about it.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/bad-beards.jpgBad BeardsDisney/New Line/MGM/Sorcerer Productionshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/lord-of-the-rings.jpgLord of the RingsNew Line Cinemas Wish I had a ghost beard. That would be sick.2016-05-15T11:24:17+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/05/14/saturday-morning-cartoons-mary-and-max-2009/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/mary-and-max.jpgmary-and-max2016-05-14T11:49:20+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/05/12/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-captain-america-civil-war-is-modern-superhero-storytelling-at-its-best/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/mv5bntq2zmq3zdgty2fmos00nzi5lwi2zwutzgm4mzqzyjkzzmvkxkeyxkfqcgdeqxvynjuwnzk3ndc-_v1__sx1205_sy548_.jpgMV5BNTQ2ZmQ3ZDgtY2FmOS00NzI5LWI2ZWUtZGM4MzQzYjkzZmVkXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNjUwNzk3NDc@._V1__SX1205_SY548_Marvel Studioshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/civil-war-cap-iron-man.jpgcivil war cap iron manMarvel Studioshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/civil-war-poster.jpgcivil war posterMarvel Studios2016-05-12T02:27:42+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/05/08/second-breakfast-the-wonder-and-majesty-of-ridley-scotts-legend/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/legend.jpglegendhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/c76e5743882544aeefc00112a5e16aa5.jpgc76e5743882544aeefc00112a5e16aa5Embassy International Oh my gosh.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/tom-cruise-legend-1985.jpgtom-cruise-legend-1985Embassy International Actually, the costuming just makes a ton of sense all around.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/9cb8c5779f2bad94a7a3f770519ef417.jpg9cb8c5779f2bad94a7a3f770519ef417Embassy International He's just so damn fabulous.2017-01-29T22:30:39+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/05/07/they-grow-up-so-fast-its-rooster-illusions-fourth-birthday/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/hot-fuzz-swan.jpgHot Fuzz swan2016-05-08T00:21:07+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/05/01/second-breakfast-and-the-perfectly-adequate-huntsman-sequel/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/the-huntsman-winters-war-nick-frost-rob-brydon.jpgThe-Huntsman-Winters-War-Nick-Frost-Rob-BrydonUniversal Pictures You wouldn't guess it, but this is actually a really funny scene.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/screen_shot_2016-02-17_at_9-04-26_am.pngscreen_shot_2016-02-17_at_9.04.26_amThe Hollywood Reporter I am so disappointed that this was not an actual scene. They probably should've just sat down and talked out their problems.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/the-huntsman-winters-war-billboard-art.jpgThe-Huntsman-Winters-War-Billboard-ArtUniversal Pictures2016-05-01T09:35:59+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/04/30/saturday-morning-cartoons-the-good-dinosaur-is-not-so-good/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/the-good-dinosaur.jpgthe good dinosaur2016-04-30T13:35:28+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/04/27/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-picturing-utopia-in-purple-rain-1984/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/purplerain-morris.jpgPurpleRain morrishttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/purple-rain-crowd.jpgpurple rain crowdWarner Bros.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/purple-rain-07.jpgpurple-rain-07Warner Bros.2016-04-27T03:58:17+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/04/24/second-breakfast-brush-up-your-shakespeare-16-open-thy-gates-of-mercy/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/laurence-olivier-hamlet-1948-yoric.jpglaurence-olivier-hamlet-1948-yoricTwo Cities Films Just, you know, for something completely out of the ordinary.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/capture2.jpgCapture2Miramaxhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/capture.jpgCaptureLondon Film Productions2016-04-24T13:58:59+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/04/20/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-theres-more-than-cgi-mastery-in-the-jungle-book-2016/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/shere-khan-idris-elba.jpgshere khan idris elbaWalt Disney Pictures This will never stop being the coolest picture.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/jungle-book-mowgli.jpgjungle book mowgliWalt Disney Studioshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/jungle-book-poster.jpgjungle book posterWalt Disney Pictures2016-04-20T02:54:04+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/04/17/second-breakfast-heavy-sigh/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/61ldtiqqodl-_sy300_.jpg61ldtIqQoDL._SY300_But, on the plus side, there is a direct-to-blu-ray sequel starring Kevin Sorbo available on Amazon.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/the-sword-the-sorcerer-1982.jpgThe-Sword-The-Sorcerer-1982Sorcerer Productions UUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/the-sword-and-the-sorcerer.jpgthe-sword-and-the-sorcererSorcerer Productions Yup.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/p3051767.jpgP3051767Sorcerer Productions Wow, the greatest duel ever?2016-04-17T11:33:35+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/04/16/saturday-morning-cartoons-disney-tackles-racism-with-zootopia/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/zootopiaposter1.jpgzootopiaposter12016-04-16T15:50:27+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/04/06/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-what-can-the-dc-movies-learn-from-the-the-fast-the-furious-movies/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/domhobbsfastfive.jpgDomhobbsfastfiveUniversal Pictureshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/screen-shot-2016-04-05-at-9-28-22-pm.jpgTyrese Green LanternThere's so much Tyrese as GL fan art. How could I choose just one?2016-04-06T01:45:03+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/04/02/saturday-morning-cartoons-the-little-prince-teaches-us-what-is-essential/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/4d68b-the-little-prince05.jpg4d68b-the-little-prince05https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/a8ee6-20_04_15_02_nts.jpga8ee6-20_04_15_02_ntshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/the-little-prince.jpgthe little prince2016-06-15T10:39:50+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/04/10/second-breakfast-slays-dragons-and-has-no-fun-doing-it/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/19-dragonslayer.jpg19-dragonslayerDisney Damn teenagers.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/capture.jpgCaptureDisney I pretty much spend the whole movie telling him to shut up and he just won't do it.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/dragonslayer_banner.jpegdragonslayer_bannerDisney Why yes, that is Ralph Richardson's face floating in the clouds.2016-04-02T13:59:19+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/04/03/second-breakfast-the-word-naff-comes-to-mind/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sword-of-the-valiant-cinema-quad-movie-poster-1.jpgsword of the valiant - cinema quad movie poster (1).jpgMGMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/green-knight01.jpggreen-knight01MGM In retrospect, I haven't wasted a second.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/view_14_sword-of-valiant_jpg.jpgview_14_sword-of-valiant_jpgMGM "Bro, you are not going to the gym again." "Yeah, just a quick pump."https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/miles-okeeffe-sword-of-the-valiant-the-legend-of-sir-gawain-and-the-bpbrhj.jpgmiles-okeeffe-sword-of-the-valiant-the-legend-of-sir-gawain-and-the-BPBRHJMGM. Wait... if it's technically a stock photo do I need to cite it?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/10692867_ori.jpg10692867_oriMGM My only regret is not being able to find a good shirtless pic. You're really missing out.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/swordvaliant_11.jpgSwordValiant_11MGM No wait. This is what I want to be when I grow up.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/sword-of-the-valiant-1982-04-g.jpgsword-of-the-valiant-1982-04-gMGM2016-04-02T13:51:45+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/03/31/march-madness-and-the-winner-is-2/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/mad-max.jpgMad MaxWarner Bros.2016-03-31T10:46:06+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/03/30/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-there-are-no-clear-winners-in-batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bvs-bats-supes.jpgbvs bats supesWarner Bros.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bvs-superman.jpgbvs supermanWarner Bros. And he's clearly thrilled about it.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/bvs-poster.jpgbvs posterWarner Bros.2016-03-30T02:19:57+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/03/29/march-madness-round-15-final-mad-max-fury-road-vs-ex-machina/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/15.jpg15Warner Bros./DNA Filmshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/final.jpgFinal2016-03-29T13:22:34+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/03/27/second-breakfast-on-witches/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/the-witch-trailer-13824-large.jpgthe-witch-trailer-13824-largeParts and Labor Safe, family-friendly entertainment.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/maleficent-first-official-clip.jpgmaleficent-first-official-clipDisney Sorry, Angelina, but the cartoon character wore it better.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/maleficent-sleeping-beauty-differences-changes-maleficent.jpgmaleficent-sleeping-beauty-differences-changes-maleficentDisney They didn't invite her because they knew she'd outclass the joint.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/twoo_r02b_002167_2013.jpgtwoo_r02b_002167_2013MGM She also invented laughter, I'm pretty sure.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/untitled20158211416705.jpgUntitled20158211416705Parts and Labor This is going to get worse before it gets better.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/the-witch-door-foot.jpgThe-Witch-door-footParts and Labor We appear to be nearing a witch's house.2016-03-27T11:06:54+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/03/27/march-madness-round-14-semifinal-it-follows-vs-ex-machina/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/14.jpg14RADiUS-TWC/DNA Filmshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/round-14.jpgRound 142016-03-27T10:37:37+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/03/25/march-madness-round-13-semifinal-mad-max-fury-road-vs-the-martian/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/round-13.jpgRound 13https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/13.jpg13Warner Bros./20th Century Fox2016-03-25T15:04:13+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/03/23/march-madness-round-12-ex-machina-vs-kingsman-the-secret-service/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/12.jpg12DNA Films/20th Century Foxhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/round-12.jpgRound 122016-03-23T11:22:41+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/03/21/march-madness-round-11-straight-outta-compton-vs-the-martian/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/11.jpg11Universal/20th Century Foxhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/round-11.jpgRound 112016-03-21T10:38:52+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/03/20/second-breakfast-same-rooster-time-same-rooster-channel/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/legobatman3adamwest.jpgLEGOBatman3AdamWestLegohttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/batman-yellow-west_ign_1280w.jpgBatman-Yellow-West_ign_1280w20th Century Fox This is not the career Clint Eastwood had.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/giphy.gifgiphy20th Century Fox2016-03-20T13:41:18+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/03/19/march-madness-round-10-creed-vs-it-follows/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/10.jpg10MGM/RADiUS-TWChttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/round-10.jpgRound 102016-03-19T11:50:38+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/03/17/march-madness-round-9-inside-out-vs-mad-max-fury-road/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/9.jpg9https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/round-9.jpgRound 92016-03-17T09:07:07+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/03/19/saturday-morning-cartoons-mysteries-abound-in-gravity-falls/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/gravity_falls.pngGravity_falls2016-03-16T21:11:04+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/03/16/capes-on-camera-a-punisher-triple-feature/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/punisher-war-zone-poster.jpgpunisher war zone posterLionsgatehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/punisher-89-poster.jpgpunisher '89 posterArtisan Entertainment2016-03-16T00:21:14+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/03/15/march-madness-round-8-star-wars-the-force-awakens-vs-ex-machina/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/round-8.jpgRound 8https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/6.jpg6Disney/DNA Films2016-03-15T13:28:25+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/03/13/march-madness-round-7-ant-man-vs-straight-outta-compton/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/5.jpg5Marvel/Universalhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/round-7.jpgRound 72016-03-13T12:28:49+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/03/13/second-breakfast-the-big-short/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/landscape-1450730780-elle-january-2016-the-big-short-03.jpglandscape-1450730780-elle-january-2016-the-big-short-03Plan B It only demands that we give Jenga a chance.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/maxresdefault.jpgmaxresdefaultPlan B Yeah, seems like a perfectly good way to learn about the economy.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/the-big-short-2-1200x849.pngTHE-BIG-SHORT-2-1200x849Plan B2016-03-14T00:33:12+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/03/11/march-madness-round-6-furious-7-vs-it-follows/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/4.jpg4Universal/RADiUS-TWChttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/round-6.jpgRound 62016-03-13T10:08:46+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/03/09/march-madness-round-5-mad-max-fury-road-vs-brooklyn/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/round-5.jpgRound 5https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/3.jpg3Warner Bros./Wildgaze Films2016-03-09T15:40:09+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/03/09/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-childhood-is-funny-sad-and-important-in-only-yesterday-1991/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/only-yesterday-past-and-present.jpgonly yesterday past and presentStudio Ghiblihttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/only-yesterday-toshio.jpgonly yesterday toshioStudio Ghiblihttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/only-yesterday-poster.jpgonly yesterday posterStudio Ghibli2016-03-09T01:35:01+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/03/07/march-madness-round-4-kingsman-the-secret-service-vs-crimson-peak/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/8.jpg8https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/march-madness-round-4.jpgMarch Madness Round 42016-03-07T13:13:23+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/03/06/second-breakfast-reviews-yet-another-pile-of-garbage/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/netflix-crouching-tiger-hidden-dragon.jpgCrouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of DestinyNetflixhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/crouching-tiger-hidden-dragon-sword-of-destiny.jpgIMG_2472.CR2Netflixhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/crouching-tiger-hidden-dragon-sword-of-destiny-2.jpgCrouching-Tiger-Hidden-Dragon-Sword-of-Destiny-2Netflix But it got one.2016-03-06T12:53:10+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/03/05/march-madness-round-3-the-hateful-eight-vs-the-martian/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/7.jpg7The Weinstein Company/20th Century Foxhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/march-madness-round-3.jpgMarch Madness Round 32016-03-05T19:08:12+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/03/03/march-madness-round-2-avengers-age-of-ultron-vs-creed/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/2.jpg2Marvel Studios/Warner Bros.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/march-madness-round-2.jpgMarch Madness Round 22016-03-04T01:26:51+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/03/05/saturday-morning-cartoons-frankenweenie-2012-is-tim-burtons-ode-to-classic-monster-movies/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/frankenweenie.jpgFrankenweenie2016-03-03T10:47:35+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/03/02/capes-on-camera-the-death-of-superman-lives-what-happened-is-a-fascinating-story-unevenly-told/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/screen-shot-2016-03-01-at-4-42-34-pm.pngScreen Shot 2016-03-01 at 4.42.34 PMSchneppzone Inc.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/superman-lives.jpgsuperman livesSchneppzone Inc.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/death-of-superman-lives.jpgdeath of superman livesSchneppzone Inc.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/capes-on-camera-banner.pngcapes on camera banner2016-03-04T01:46:07+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/03/01/march-madness-round-1-the-revenant-vs-inside-out/2016-03-01T20:12:38+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/02/28/second-breakfast-a-bigger-splash/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/dakota-johnson-a-bigger-splash.jpgdakota-johnson-a-bigger-splashhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/biggersplash-xlarge.jpgbiggersplash-xlargehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/abiggersplashstill03.jpgABIGGERSPLASHstill03https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/6586_4880.jpg6586_4880Studio Canal2016-03-21T06:04:45+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2016/02/21/second-breakfast-the-tragically-bad-zoolander-2/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/3504.jpg3504Paramount / Y'all should be 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Oh, sorry. Wrong picture.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/mad-max-fury-road-20.jpgFURY ROADWarner Bros. This is what helping looks like.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/landscape-1431726620-frd-ds-00114.jpglandscape-1431726620-frd-ds-00114Warner Bros.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/720x405-frd-ds-00668.jpg720x405-FRD-DS-00668Warner Bros. 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Is that just me?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/steve-jobs.jpgsteve-jobsUniversal Studios Pictured: Confusingly Sexy Computer Guy Steve Jobs, and also Kate Winslet2015-11-22T13:02:39+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/11/18/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-the-castle-of-cagliostro-was-1979s-best-bond-movie/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/cagliostro-casino.jpgcagliostro casino<span style="color:#999999;"><em>TMS Entertainment</em></span><br> I'll concede there is more robbery than in you typical family movie.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/castle-of-cagliostro-clock-tower.jpgcastle of cagliostro clock tower<span style="color:#999999;"><em>TMS Entertainment</em></span><br>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/castle-of-cagliostro-poster.pngcastle of cagliostro poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>TMS Entertainment</em></span><br>2015-11-18T02:56:54+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/11/15/second-breakfast-brush-up-your-shakespeare-15-macbeth/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/macbeth-michael-fassbender-movie-2014-photo-still-pictures-1.jpgmacbeth-michael-fassbender-movie-2014-photo-still-pictures-1See-Saw Productions The real tragedy comes from imagining how attracting their kid would have been when it grew up.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/40bc840a534642dd5228b2ffe7dbe70fac69445c__1920x1080_q85_crop_upscale1.jpg40bc840a534642dd5228b2ffe7dbe70fac69445c.jpg__1920x1080_q85_crop_upscalehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/macbeth-reelgood.jpgmacbeth-reelgoodSee-Saw Productions I mean, why would I?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/40bc840a534642dd5228b2ffe7dbe70fac69445c__1920x1080_q85_crop_upscale.jpg40bc840a534642dd5228b2ffe7dbe70fac69445c.jpg__1920x1080_q85_crop_upscaleSee-Saw Productions2015-11-15T11:45:54+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/11/14/saturday-morning-cartoons-puella-magi-madoka-magica-shows-us-the-dark-side-of-magical-girl-anime/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/madoka-other-backgrounds.pngmadoka other backgroundshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/madoka-magica-witches.pngmadoka magica witcheshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/madoka-magica-background-cars.pngmadoka magica background carshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/madoka-magica3.jpgmadoka-magica32015-11-15T07:20:57+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/11/11/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-spectre-i-hardly-knew-her-but-seriously-its-pretty-solid/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/spectre-lea-seydoux.jpgSpectre Lea Seydoux<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Eon Productions</em></span><br>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/spectre-bond.jpgSpectre Bond<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Eon Productions</em></span><br>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/spectre-poster.jpgSpectre poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Eon Productions</em></span><br>2015-11-22T23:21:26+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/11/08/second-breakfast-suffragette-is-fine/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/screen-shot-2015-06-04-at-00-51-30.pngscreen-shot-2015-06-04-at-00-51-30Film4 A close-up of Carey Mulligan is not an inherently bad thing.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/2920eae8-dc62-49cc-95cb-73736a7b54c8-bestsizeavailable.jpeg2920eae8-dc62-49cc-95cb-73736a7b54c8-bestSizeAvailableFilm4 Pictured: What it isn't. Meryl Streep only appears in one scene.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/suffragette-film-poster-2.jpgsuffragette-film-poster-2Film42017-04-15T11:51:28+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/11/01/second-breakfasts-second-opinion-on-crimson-peak/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/crimson-peak.jpgcrimson-peakLegendary Pictureshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/crimson-peak-creepy-c5d2cea2a25324051957f9e40786e8031db87064-s900-c85.jpgcrimson-peak-creepy-c5d2cea2a25324051957f9e40786e8031db87064-s900-c85Legendary Pictures Yeah, seriously, I'd be there so fast.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/crimson_peak_quad_final2.jpgCrimson_Peak_QUAD_final2Legendary Pictures2015-11-01T11:36:11+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/10/31/saturday-morning-cartoonsoctoberween-coraline-from-book-to-film/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/coraline-book-movie-compare.pngcoraline book movie comparehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/coraline-other-mother-transform.pngcoraline other mother transformhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/coraline-button-eyes.pngcoraline button eyes2024-05-17T10:18:04+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/10/28/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-reassessing-friday-the-13th-1980/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/friday-13th-teens.jpgFriday 13th teens<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Paramount Pictures</em></span><br> The real monster, of course, is cultural appropriation.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/friday-13-lake-scene.jpgFriday 13 lake scene<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Paramount Pictures</em></span><br> Even this image just stresses me out.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/friday-the-13th-poster.jpgFriday the 13th poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Paramount Pictures</em></span><br>2015-10-27T23:30:46+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/10/25/second-breakfastoctoberween-vincent-price-triple-feature-poe-fest/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/theraven.jpgTheRavenAlta Vista Not really how I remember this poem.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/pit-56-06.jpgpit-56-06Alta Vista Ah, we've all been there.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/uu2boqpymbg8w3snyjfa.jpguu2boqpymbg8w3snyjfaAmerican International2015-10-25T11:30:52+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/10/22/capes-on-camera-hellboy-2004-2/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/hellboy-myers.jpgHellboy Myers<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Revolution Studios, Columbia Pictures</em></span><br> Resting Mope Facehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/hellboy-the-corpse-e1445518399341.jpgHellboy the corpse<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Revolution Studios, Columbia Pictures</em></span><br> Okay, so you have to recreate *some* panelshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/hellboy-poster.jpgHellboy poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Revolution Studios, Columbia Pictures</em></span><br>2015-10-23T00:23:31+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/10/18/second-breakfast-the-martian-yeah/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/the_martian_14.jpgthe_martian_1420th Century Fox The new face of positivity.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/the-martian-jessica-chastain.jpgthe-martian-jessica-chastain20th Century Fox Most Jessica Chastain movies do.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/martian-gallery3-gallery-image.jpgmartian-gallery3-gallery-image20th Century Fox2015-10-18T20:42:45+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/10/17/saturday-morning-cartoonsoctoberween-a-comparison-between-the-nightmare-before-christmas-and-corpse-bride/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/corpse-bride-nightmare-comparison.pngcorpse bride nightmare comparisonhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/emily-jack-comparison.pngemily jack comparison2015-10-17T09:57:04+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/02/25/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-capes-on-camera-part-2-the-phantom/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/phantom-treat-williams.jpgphantom treat williams<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Paramount Pictures</em></span><br /> "And laser skulls. Those too."https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/phantom-tiger.jpgPhantom tiger<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Paramount Pictures</em></span><br /> 9 out of 10 tigers agree this guy is just the best.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/the-phantom-poster.jpgThe Phantom poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Paramount Pictures</em></span><br />2015-10-14T18:06:50+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/02/18/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-capes-on-camera-part-1-the-rocketeer/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/the-rocketeer-cliff.jpgThe-Rocketeer Cliff<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Walt Disney Pictures</em></span><br /> "Hey, I also enjoy reading Joyce and performing slam poetry."https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/timothy-dalton-rocketeer.jpgtimothy dalton rocketeer<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Walt Disney Pictures</em></span><br /> Gaze upon the pretty, mustachioed face of evil.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/rocketeer-poster.jpgrocketeer poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Walt Disney Pictures</em></span><br />2015-10-14T18:06:32+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/04/08/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-capes-on-camera-part-3-daredevil-2003/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/11303788_10204680451195372_57735000_o.jpg11303788_10204680451195372_57735000_ohttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/stupid-daredevil-dvd-ad.jpgstupid Daredevil DVD ad<span style="color:#999999;"><em>New Regency Pictures, 20th Century Fox</em></span> And the greatest argument against having this as your print ad campaign. Stay classy, 2003.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/elektra-bullseye-fight.jpgElektra Bullseye fighthttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/daredevil-2003-poster.jpgDaredevil 2003 poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>New Regency Pictures, 20th Century Fox</em></span>2015-10-14T18:06:05+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/04/22/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-daredevil-2015-is-as-good-as-his-costume-is-just-okay-2/2015-10-14T18:05:10+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/06/17/capes-on-camera-batman-begins-began-a-personal-journey-into-loving-film/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/batman-begins-league-of-shadows.jpgbatman begins league of shadows<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Warner Bros, Syncopy</em></span> And it wasn't just the part where Batman fights ninjas.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/batman-begins-poster.jpgBatman Begins poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Warner Bros, Syncopy</em></span>2015-10-14T18:03:34+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/08/12/capes-on-camera-fantastic-four-1994-was-made-to-be-bootlegged/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/saturdaymorningthrillher-03.pngSaturdayMorningThrillher-03https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ff-torch-corman.jpgff-torch-corman<span style="color:#999999;"><em>New Horizons, Constantin Film Produktion</em></span> Nothing in the new Fantastic Four can possibly be as good as this moment.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/fantastic-four-movie-poster.jpgFantastic-four-movie-poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>New Horizons, Constantin Film Produktion</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/capes-on-camera.jpgCapes on Camera2015-10-14T18:03:04+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/09/09/capes-on-camera-shame-september-superman-1978/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/superman-gene-hackman.jpgSuperman-Gene-Hackman<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Warner Bros</em></span> I don't think you're a asshole, Lex. I just think you're kind of a son of a bitch.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/chris-reeve-superman.jpgChris Reeve Superman<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Warner Bros</em></span> Just. So. Charming.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/superman-poster.jpgSuperman poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Warner Bros</em></span>2015-10-14T18:02:20+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/10/14/swamp-thing-in-the-roost/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/swamp-thing-screen-cap-1-01.pngswamp-thing-screen-cap-1-012015-10-14T18:00:49+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/10/11/second-breakfastoctoberween-a-bit-of-cushing-and-lee/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/horrorexpress1.jpgHorrorExpress1Granada Films I forgot to mention Christopher Lee's incredible 'stache.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/dracula-van-helsing-finale.jpgdracula-van-helsing-finaleHammer Horror Probably my favorite monster hunter.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/dracula_01.jpgDRACULA (1958)Hammer Horror2015-10-11T10:44:34+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/10/07/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-the-monster-squad-1987-is-80s-horror-silver/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/monster-squad-frankenstein.jpgmonster squad frankenstein<span style="color:#999999;"><em>HBO, Tristar Pictures</em></span><br> This narrative, however, if perfect./https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/monster-squad-monsters.jpgmonster squad monsters<span style="color:#999999;"><em>HBO, Tristar Pictures</em></span><br> https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/the-monster-squad-poster.jpgthe monster squad poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>HBO, Tristar Pictures</em></span><br>2015-10-07T03:29:56+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/10/04/second-breakfast-celebrates-octoberween-the-only-way-he-knows-how/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/49347.jpg49347American International Pictureshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/capture.jpgCaptureWilliam Castle Productions Credz to my favorite boo.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/hqdefault.jpghqdefaultLiberty Pictures2015-10-04T19:18:52+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/10/03/saturday-morning-cartoons-watership-down/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/a310d-defense.pnga310d-defensehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/movie_poster_watership_down.jpgMovie_poster_watership_down2015-10-04T00:58:17+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/10/01/octoberween-four-this-time-its-octoberween-four/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/elk-wikimedia.jpgelk wikimediahttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/elk-laughing-i-guess-the-cocky-fucking-bastard-just-look-at-him.jpgElk laughing I guess the cocky fucking bastard just look at him2015-10-03T11:35:03+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/09/30/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-shame-september-blow-out-1981/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/travolta-allen-blow-out.jpgTravolta Allen Blow Out<span style="color:#999999;"><em>MGM, Cinema 77</em></span> https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/blow-out-poster.jpgBlow Out poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>MGM, Cinema 77 Bros</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/arch-street-blow-out.jpgArch street Blow Out<span style="color:#999999;"><em>MGM, Cinema 77 Bros</em></span>2016-01-23T12:17:46+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/09/27/second-breakfast-scales-everest/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/hqdefault.jpghqdefaultUniversal You might be capitalizing. A little.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/maxresdefault1.jpgmaxresdefaultUniversal This was a great image, though: touching the highest point in the world. Imagine that.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/everest-movie.jpgEverest-MovieUniversal2015-09-28T07:10:03+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/09/23/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-myth-trumps-man-in-black-mass/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/black-mass-bulger.jpgBlack Mass Bulger<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Cross Creek Pictures, Warner Bros</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/black-mass-poster.jpgBlack Mass poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Cross Creek Pictures, Warner Bros</em></span>2015-09-24T18:20:10+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/09/20/second-breakfast-legend-but-not-ary/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/legend-sc11-tom-hardy.jpglegend-sc11-tom-hardyStudioCanal I'm not the only one.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/maxresdefault.jpgmaxresdefaultStudioCanal Once again, Christopher Eccleston's expression pretty much says it all.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/11250639_115974328742736_1594697390_n.jpg11250639_115974328742736_1594697390_nStudioCanal2015-09-20T18:24:03+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/09/19/saturday-morning-cartoons-shame-september-i-like-ouran-high-school-host-club-but-not-its-fans/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/ouran_high_school_host_club_199021357_2e80127bd3.jpgOuran_High_School_Host_Club_199021357_2e80127bd32015-09-22T04:28:43+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/09/13/wet-hot-american-breakfast/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/wet-hot-american-summer-season-1-episode-5-27-d215.jpgWet-Hot-American-Summer-Season-1-Episode-5-27-d215Netflix I believe that you are sixteen.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/21650467.jpg21650467Netflix2015-09-13T19:28:39+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/09/06/second-breakfast-livin-in-the-past/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/berenice-bejo-in-the-past.jpgBerenice-Bejo-in-The-PastAnguish is a trait. Memento Films Productionhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/the-past-ali-mosaffa.jpgThe-Past-Ali-MosaffaIranian Eric Bana? Memento Films Productionhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/the-past.jpgthe-past2015-09-06T17:00:13+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/09/05/saturday-morning-cartoons-shame-september-akira-is-every-dystopian-sci-fi-movie-youve-ever-seen/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/akira_1988_poster.jpgAKIRA_(1988_poster)2015-12-06T04:45:08+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/08/30/second-breakfast-the-man-from-u-n-c-l-e/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/tumblr_lgw8i3xi5r1qgztyto1_500.pngtumblr_lgw8i3xi5r1qgztyto1_500Nickelodeon Some slight resemblance...https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/uncle.jpeguncleWarner Bros.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/the-man-from-u-n-c-l-e-2015-images.jpgThe-Man-From-U.N.C.L.E.-2015-ImagesWarner Bros.2015-08-30T15:35:03+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/08/26/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-straight-outta-compton-is-best-at-its-angriest/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/straight-outta-compton-studio.jpgStraight Outta Compton studio<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Universal Pictures, Legendary Pictures</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/straight-outta-compton-giamatti.jpgStraight Outta Compton Giamatti<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Universal Pictures, Legendary Pictures</em></span> Seriously, if you're a musician and meet a guy who looks like Paul Giamatti, just don't trust them.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/straight-outta-compton-poster.jpgStraight Outta Compton poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Universal Pictures, Legendary Pictures</em></span>2015-09-14T17:24:06+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/08/23/second-breakfast-the-once-and-future-disappointment/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/wpid-icuplbkkwqsrebycimeiirp1wub1.jpegwpid-icuplbkkwqsrebycimeiirp1wub1Disney Ah, memories.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/bfi-00m-fs0.jpgbfi-00m-fs0Columbia Pictures No really, this is an actual movie.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/king-arthur-2-1.jpegking-arthur-2-1Touchstone Pictures Who among us can be proud of what we did in 2004?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/excalibur.pngexcaliburOrion Pictures The Shiniest Movie2015-08-26T07:04:09+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/08/22/saturday-morning-cartoons-the-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-2012-version-is-a-surprisingly-good-show/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/tmnt_2012_germany_artwork_wallpaper_by_brandatello-d5wm1mt.jpgtmnt_2012_germany_artwork_wallpaper_by_brandatello-d5wm1mthttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/tmnt-comparison.pngtmnt comparisonhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/tmnt-backgrounds.pngtmnt backgrounds2015-11-18T03:13:41+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/08/08/saurday-morning-cartoons-the-marketing-ploy-that-is-pokemon-the-archdjinni-of-the-rings/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/the_archdjinni_of_the_rings_hoopa_promotional_poster.pngThe_Archdjinni_of_the_Rings_Hoopa_promotional_posterhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/hoopa-confined-and-unbound.pnghoopa confined and unbound2015-08-21T15:58:01+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/08/16/second-breakfast-blue-ruin-and-the-wonderful-world-of-violent-revenge/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/650x366.jpeg650x366Film Sciencehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/blue_ruin-still_2.jpgblue_ruin-still_2Film Sciencehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/blueruin-movie-poster.jpgBlueRuin-Movie-PosterFilm Science2015-09-05T11:06:33+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/08/07/scifridays-maniac-1980/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/maniac1980gallery3.jpgmaniac1980gallery3<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Magnum Motion Pictures Inc.</em></span><br> https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/maniac-1980-07-g.jpgmaniac-1980-07-g<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Magnum Motion Pictures Inc.</em></span><br> https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/maniac_1980.jpgManiac_(1980)<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Magnum Motion Pictures Inc.</em></span><br> 2015-08-14T02:00:11+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/08/09/second-breakfast-isnt-dom-hemingway-and-thats-fine/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/postthumb-where-and-when-to-see-dom-hemingway-dom_safe.jpgpostthumb-where-and-when-to-see-dom-hemingway-dom_safeRecorded Picture Company It wasn't worth the effort.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/judelawrichardegrantdemianbichirdomhemingway.jpgJudeLawRichardEGrantDemianBichirDomHemingwayRecorded Picture Company "Act like you're enjoying yourself." Probably the hardest thing anyone had to do on the set of this movie.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/domhemingway.pngDomHemingwayRecorded Picture Company2015-08-09T09:04:41+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/08/02/second-breakfast-calvary-another-sad-character-study/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/tumblr_na7js8aiop1tdm58lo8_1280.jpgtumblr_na7js8AIop1tdm58lo8_1280Fox Searchlight Pictures So very often.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/calvary.jpgcalvaryFox Searchlight Pictures Nah, we didn't.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/calvary-banner-poster.jpgcalvary-banner-posterFox Searchlight Pictures2015-08-02T05:20:29+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/07/29/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-trainwreck-doesnt-destroy-rom-com-tropes-it-rethinks-them/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/trainwreck-schumer-hader.jpgtrainwreck schumer hader<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Apatow Productions, Universal Pictures</em></span> https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/trainwreck-poster.jpgTrainwreck poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Apatow Productions, Universal Pictures</em></span>2015-07-29T12:32:29+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/07/26/second-breakfast-watches-some-music-documentaries/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/muscleshoals.jpgmuscleShoalsEar Goggleshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/31768837.jpg31768837Artisan Entertainment2015-07-26T11:09:13+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/07/25/saturday-morning-cartoons-inside-out-tells-us-its-okay-to-feel-sad/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/1a7b5-pixar2bpost2b-2binside2bout2bcharacters2bcloseup.jpg1a7b5-pixar2bpost2b-2binside2bout2bcharacters2bcloseuphttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/pixarpost-insideoutcharacterscloseup.jpgPixar+Post+-+Inside+Out+characters+closeup2015-07-25T13:32:12+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/07/22/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-ant-man/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/ant-man-in-the-ground.jpgAnt Man in the ground<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Marvel Studios</em></span> This film is grounded. Get it? He's in the ground haha. Thanks for reading, everyone!https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/ant-man-poster.jpgAnt Man poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Marvel Studios</em></span>2015-09-25T01:29:25+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/07/19/second-breakfast-discovers-the-abominable-snowman/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/theabominablesnowman1957-still1.jpgTheAbominableSnowman1957-Still1Hammer Horror Be careful, fellas, it's out there somewhere.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/cushing-portrait1.jpgcushing-portrait1BBC Plus, he didn't even look gaunt and terrifying in the '50s.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/abominablesnowman__131121083817.jpgabominablesnowman__131121083817Hammer Horror2015-07-19T11:25:19+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/07/15/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-7-days-in-hell-is-the-mockumentary-done-weird/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/kit-harington-7-days-in-hell.jpgKit Harington 7 days in hell<span style="color:#999999;"><em>HBO Film</em></span> Seriously, you just kind of want to give the guy a hug.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/7-days-in-hell-poster.jpg7-days-in-hell-poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>HBO Films</em></span>2015-07-15T01:35:13+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/07/12/brush-up-your-shakespeare-14-ladies-love-second-breakfast/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/tumblr_lyvfzsgbvq1qgcra2o1_500.giftumblr_lyvfzsGBvq1qgcra2o1_500Universal Studios How could anyone be mean to that face?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/188.jpg188Universal Studios I could write an article that tagline.2015-07-12T20:39:49+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/07/10/scifridays-selfless-2015/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/tread_chrome_metal.jpgTread_chrome_metalhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/selfless_t.jpgselfless_t<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Endgame Entertainment</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/selfless.jpgselfless<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Endgame Entertainment</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/selfless_large-0.jpgselfless_large.0<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Endgame Entertainment</em></span>2015-07-12T15:25:41+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/07/11/saturday-morning-cartoons-steven-universe-the-most-important-cartoon-for-gender-equality-and-the-lgbt-community/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/steven-universe-title.jpgsteven universe title2015-07-11T11:27:44+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/07/05/second-breakfast-mr-holmes-is-a-new-take-on-an-old-character/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/10289015.jpg10289015AI-Film That moment when you realize that you've just made a huge mistake. That's hard to capture in one look.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/6a01bb07a7d602970d01b7c77c8d06970b-500wi.png6a01bb07a7d602970d01b7c77c8d06970b-500wiAI-Film At least, the confidence that comes from slaying a Balrog has clearly worn off.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/1813260.jpg1813260AI-Film Oddly enough, that is an apt and well-earned tagline.2015-07-06T20:06:29+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/07/03/scifridays-shark-attack-1999/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/sharkattack-hacker.pngsharkattack-hacker<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Nu Image</em></span><br> https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/mv5bmjezmtqznjm3mf5bml5banbnxkftztcwmjc0mzmymq-_v1_sy317_cr30214317_al_.jpgMV5BMjEzMTQzNjM3MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMjc0MzMyMQ@@._V1_SY317_CR3,0,214,317_AL_<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Nu Image</em></span><br> 2015-07-03T05:19:38+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/07/01/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-spy-is-a-great-satire-of-melissa-mccarthy-movies/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/spy-paul-feig.jpgspy paul feig<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Feigco Entertainment, 20th Century Fox</em></span><br> This isn't really related, but check out how dapper Paul Feig is, you guys.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/spy-cat-lady.jpgspy cat lady<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Feigco Entertainment, 20th Century Fox</em></span><br> Because nothing says inconspicuous like hot pink tracksuits.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/spy-poster.jpgspy poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Feigco Entertainment, 20th Century Fox</em></span><br>2015-07-07T11:40:04+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/06/28/second-breakfast-lost-river-is-a-perfect-nightmare/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/lost-river-3.jpgLost River 3Warner Bros.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/lost-river-2.jpgLost River 2Warner Bros. "Oh great. If I had a quarter for every time a flaming bike has passed me on the sidewalk..."https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/lost-river-1.jpgLost River 1Warner Bros.2015-06-28T11:21:57+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/06/27/saturday-morning-cartoons-future-boy-conan-and-a-peek-at-the-origins-of-studio-ghibli/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/472bf-shot0062.png472bf-shot0062https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/bb5b1-conan10-bmp.jpgbb5b1-conan10-bmphttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/future-boy-conan-poster.giffuture boy conan poster2015-06-27T13:17:20+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/06/24/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-king-of-kong-fistful-of-quarters-2007-explores-ambition-jumping-over-barrels/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/king-of-kong-billy-mitchell.jpgKing of Kong Billy Mitchell<span style="color:#999999;"><em>LargeLab</em></span> And the ties are pure Mitchell.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/king-of-kong-poster.jpgKing of Kong poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>LargeLab</em></span>2015-06-24T00:49:56+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/06/26/scifridays-maniac-2012/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/maniac-poster1.jpgmaniac-poster1<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Le Petite Reine</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/maniac-2.jpgmaniac-2<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Le Petite Reine</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/maniac-image04.jpgmaniac-image04<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Le Petite Reine</em></span>2015-06-21T21:16:01+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/06/21/second-breakfast-death-dinosaurs-and-disaster/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/jurassic-world-5.jpgJurassic World 5Universal Studios I guess it doesn't matter as long as these people survive.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/jurassic-world-4.jpgJurassic World 4Universal Studios "What did I do to deserve this? Oh... actually nothing."https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/jurassic-world-3.pngJurassic World 3Universal Studios Hey, anything for a cool explosion, right?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/jurassic-world-2.jpgJurassic World 2Universal Studios Gee, I wonder which one of you guys isn't going to make it.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/jurassic-world-1.jpegJurassic World 1Universal Studios Don't worry, Jeff Goldblum, you're gonna be just fine.2015-06-22T00:26:18+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/06/19/scifridays-digging-up-the-marrow-2014/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/screen-shot-2012-10-02-at-10-57-52-pm.pngscreen-shot-2012-10-02-at-10-57-52-pmhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/mv5bmjm3ndc3mjc1ml5bml5banbnxkftztgwmjm4mja5mze-_v1_sx214_al_.jpgMV5BMjM3NDc3Mjc1Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMjM4MjA5MzE@._V1_SX214_AL_<span style="color:#999999;"><em>ArieScope Pictures</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/diggingupthemarrow.jpgdiggingupthemarrow<span style="color:#999999;"><em>ArieScope Pictures</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/media_digging_upmarrow_20150126.jpgmedia_digging_upmarrow_20150126<span style="color:#999999;"><em>ArieScope Pictures</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/digging_up_the_marrow_-_img_2850_2_copy.jpgDigging_Up_The_Marrow_-_IMG_2850_2_copy<span style="color:#999999;"><em>ArieScope Pictures</em></span>2015-06-19T05:44:35+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/06/14/second-breakfast-brush-up-your-shakespeare-13-anonymous-and-why-its-bad/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/anonymous3.jpgAnonymous3Columbia Pictures Poor, unassuming Ben Jonson.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/anonymous11.jpgAnonymous1Columbia Pictureshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/anonymous2.jpgRhys IfansColumbia Pictures You guys definitely didn't earn the right to make that reference.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/anonymous1.jpgAnonymous1Columbia Pictures2015-06-14T10:10:26+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/06/13/saturday-morning-cartoons-cats-dont-dance-1997-tells-us-that-cats-most-certainly-do/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/cats-dont-dance-poster1.jpgcats don't dance posterhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/cats-dont-dance-poster.jpgcats don't dance poster2015-06-18T02:02:20+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/06/07/second-breakfast-so-i-finally-saw-paddington/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/119575_front.jpg119575_frontStudioCanal Although possibly not as much as Paddington likes marmalade sandwiches.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/movie-jokes-2014-peter-capaldi-paddington.jpgmovie-jokes-2014-peter-capaldi-paddingtonStudioCanal References like putting Peter Capaldi in a phone booth.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/paddingtonposter.jpgPaddingtonPOSTERStudioCanal2015-06-08T05:12:58+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/06/05/scifridays-pontypool-2008/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/pontypool1.jpgpontypool1<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Ponty Up Pictures</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/download.jpegdownload<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Ponty Up Pictures</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/pontypool_1bottom.jpgpontypool_1bottom<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Ponty Up Pictures</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/220px-pontypoolposter.jpg220px-Pontypoolposter<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Ponty Up Pictures</em></span>2015-06-05T21:20:27+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/06/03/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-the-sound-and-the-kung-fury/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/kung-fury-arcade-cabinet.jpegKung Fury arcade cabinet<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Lampray, Laser Unicorn</em></span> "Uh, mister? I think the machine is broken."https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/kung-fury-thor.pngKung Fury Thor<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Lampray, Laser Unicorn</em></span> At least one movie this summer is actually giving Thor something important to do.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/kung-fury-poster.jpgKung Fury poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Lampray, Laser Unicorn</em></span>2015-06-03T02:12:51+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/05/31/second-breakfast-that-documentary-keanu-reeves-made/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/red_2d00_dragon_2d00_large_2d00_side_2d00_1200_5f00_6ba221af.jpgRED_2D00_DRAGON_2D00_large_2D00_side_2D00_1200_5F00_6BA221AFCompany Films And RED did not fund it.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/dsc0876.jpgDSC0876PBS They don't sing; they just scream in agony.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/side-by-side-poster.jpgSide-By-Side-PosterCompany Films2015-05-31T15:02:30+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/05/30/saturday-morning-cartoons-over-the-garden-wall-cartoon-networks-foray-into-the-dark-fantasy-genre/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/over-the-garden-wall-feature-image.jpgover the garden wall feature imagehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/over-the-garden-wall-feature-image.pngover the garden wall feature imagehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/saturday-morning-cartoons-header1.jpgsaturday morning cartoons header2015-05-30T13:39:14+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/05/29/thrillhers-a-girl-walks-home-alone-at-night/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/screen-shot-2015-05-27-at-6-47-51-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-05-27 at 6.47.51 PM<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Say Ahh Productions</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/screen-shot-2015-05-27-at-2-18-18-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-05-27 at 2.18.18 PM<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Say Ahh Productions</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/screen-shot-2015-05-27-at-1-29-45-pm.pngScreen Shot 2015-05-27 at 1.29.45 PM<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Say Ahh Productions</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/girl_walks_home_alone_at_night_xlg.jpggirl_walks_home_alone_at_night_xlg<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Say Ahh Productions</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/saturdaymorningthrillher-02.pngSaturdayMorningThrillher-022015-05-29T09:17:12+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/about-the-writers/aubrey-fox-saturday-morning-cartoons/2015-05-29T05:01:39+00:00weekly0.6https://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/05/27/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-tomorrowland-is-too-concerned-with-yesterday/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/tomorrowland-clooney.jpgTomorrowland Clooney<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Walt Disney Pictures, A113</em></span> "Damnit, can't you see I'm a Brooding Male Genius? Isn't it damn obvious from how damn often I say 'damn'?"https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/tomorrowland-athena.jpgTomorrowland Athena<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Walt Disney Pictures, A113</em></span> Though it must be said that Athena is a spiffier dresser than The Vision.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/tomorrowland-poster.jpgTomorrowland poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Walt Disney Pictures, A113</em></span>2015-05-31T13:00:55+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/about-the-writers/sarah-lawrence-scifridays-site-artist/2015-05-21T14:59:45+00:00weekly0.6https://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/05/20/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-dc-comics-boldly-went-to-a-brighter-future-with-justice-league-the-new-frontier-2008/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/martian-manhunter-pterodactyl.jpgmartian manhunter pterodactyl<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Warner Bros. Animation</em></span> There is truly something for everyone here.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/justice-league-frontier.jpgjustice-league-frontier<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Warner Bros. Animation</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/jl-new-frontier-hal-jordan.jpgJL new frontier hal jordan<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Warner Bros. Animation</em></span> "Except for challenges that are physically yellow. Sorry, them's the rules."2015-05-20T02:41:49+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/05/17/second-breakfast-tommy-lee-jones-turns-to-directing-with-the-homesman/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/the-homesman-1.jpgThe-Homesman-1EuropaCorp Looks like fun to me!https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/maxresdefault.jpgmaxresdefaultEuropaCorp2015-05-18T14:08:58+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/05/24/second-breakfast-sometimes-simon-pegg-makes-bad-movies/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/affoe-859.jpgAFFOE-859Indomina Pictures Kind of reminds me of college...https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/maxresdefault1.jpgmaxresdefaultIndomina Pictures DUTCH ANGLEhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/fantastic-fear-of-everything.jpgFantastic-Fear-of-EverythingIndomina Pictures2015-05-18T14:05:10+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/05/14/worlds-greatest-boss-sex-death-and-nostalgia-in-it-follows/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/it-follows-abandoned-house.jpgIt Follows abandoned house<span style="color:#999999;"><em>RADiUS-TWC</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/it-follows.jpgit-follows<span style="color:#999999;"><em>RADiUS-TWC</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/it-follows-jay-pool.jpgIt Follows Jay pool<span style="color:#999999;"><em>RADiUS-TWC</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/it-follows-school.jpgIt Follows school<span style="color:#999999;"><em>RADiUS-TWC</em></span>2015-05-16T06:17:06+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/05/13/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-wolfcop-is-a-bold-new-entry-in-the-werewolves-that-are-also-cops-genre/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/wolfcop-drinking.jpgwolfcop drinking<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Echolands Creative Group</em></span> But seriously, Werewolf Alcoholism is no laughing matter. If you are or know a werewolf with a drinking problem, please contact us, toll free.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/wolfcop-poster.jpgWolfCop poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Echolands Creative Group</em></span>2015-05-13T13:34:24+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/05/10/second-breakfast-ex-machina/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/550c33c6d34b7410110104e5_ex-machina-dance.gif550c33c6d34b7410110104e5_ex-machina-danceDNA Films No context.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/normal_002.jpgnormal_002alicia-vikander.com You're... hm. You're a lot prettier than nuclear war.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/exmachinetrailer620350.jpgexmachinetrailer620350DNA Films Although neither of them would have had that beard.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/file_124561_0_exmachinaposterlarge.jpgfile_124561_0_exmachinaposterlargeDNA Films2015-05-31T13:01:27+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/05/06/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-the-boys-and-3-girls-are-back-in-town-in-avengers-age-of-ultron/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/avengers-2-ultron.jpgAvengers 2 ultron<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Marvel Studios</em></span><br> The real star, though, is dat robo-booty.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/avengers-2-hulk-fight.jpgavengers 2 hulk fight<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Marvel Studios</em></span><br> Still not as great as the Fist Bumps in Big Hero 6 https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/avengers-2-poster.jpgAvengers 2 poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Marvel Studios</em></span><br> 2015-05-08T19:52:54+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/05/07/happy-birthday-to-us-its-rooster-illusions-third-3-tres-troi-birthday/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/roosterbirthday1-011.pngroosterbirthday1-012015-05-13T03:50:32+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/05/03/second-breakfast-follows-tracks-across-australia/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/tracks_movie_7.jpgtracks_movie_7Screen Australia Or maybe I just like the way Mia Wasikowska says things.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/20140919-tracks-09.jpg20140919-tracks-09Screen Australia You and your camera ruin everything, Adam Driver.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/tracks-poster-slice.jpgTracks-Poster-sliceScreen Austrailia2015-09-09T09:26:55+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/04/29/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-in-defense-of-fanboys-the-2009-movie-and-the-broadly-defined-concept/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/jay-baruchel-fanboys.jpgJay baruchel fanboys<span style="color:#999999;"><em>The Weinstein Company</em></span><br> Or maybe Jay Baruchel won their hearts. I get it.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/fanboys-trash-room.jpgfanboys trash room<span style="color:#999999;"><em>The Weinstein Company</em></span><br> Except for this. No idea what this is pulled from.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/fanboys-poster-image.jpgfanboys poster image<span style="color:#999999;"><em>The Weinstein Company</em></span><br>2015-04-29T14:00:16+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/04/26/second-breakfast-an-ode-to-the-b-listers/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/house-of-the-long-shadows-group-picture.jpghouse-of-the-long-shadows-group-pictureLondon-Cannon Films Christopher Lee, John Carradine, Peter Cushing, and Vincent Pricehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/the-house-that-dripped-blood-photos-3.jpgthe-house-that-dripped-blood-photos-3Cinerama You know you've made it when you're holding a waxen image of your own head.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/secondbreakfast-01.pngSecondBreakfast-012015-04-26T17:42:08+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/04/19/second-breakfast-two-days-one-night-is-a-good-european-movie/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/two-days-one-night-014.jpgTwo Days, One NightLes Films du Fleuve Ice cream is an important facet of life.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/two-days-one-night-in-marion-cotillard-wallpapers.jpgtwo-days-one-night-in-marion-cotillard-wallpapersLes Films du Fleuve This is acting, normal, down-to-earth, lower-cased acting.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/two-days-one-night-poster.jpgtwo-days-one-night-posterLes Films du Fleuve2015-04-19T22:09:50+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/04/17/the-saw-franchise-4-5-6-3d/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/5b6ae496-0b7e-11e3-ae2f-005056b70bb8.jpg5b6ae496-0b7e-11e3-ae2f-005056b70bb8<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Evolution Entertainment</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/hoffman-hendrickson-saw-6-18470526-624-336.jpgHoffman-Hendrickson-saw-6-18470526-624-336<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Evolution Entertainment</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/saw-iv.jpgsaw-iv<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Evolution Entertainment</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/saw_3d_by_clubdavide-d3hopph.jpgsaw_3d_by_clubdavide-d3hopph<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Evolution Entertainment</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/saw4-poster-big.jpgsaw4-poster-big<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Evolution Entertainment</em></span>2015-04-17T18:29:10+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/04/15/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-geek-legends-are-uncovered-in-atari-game-over/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/et-video-game-cover.jpgET video game cover<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Atari, Inc.</em></span> If you want to find out how bad it is for yourself, the game can be played for free here.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/atari-game-over-poster.jpgAtari Game Over poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Microsoft Studios</em></span>2015-04-15T01:27:15+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/04/12/second-breakfast-force-majeure-is-a-european-movie/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/force-majeure3.jpgforce-majeure3Beofilmhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/bestscenes2014_fmajeure.jpgbestscenes2014_fmajeureBeofilm Adult temper tantrums: it's good because I say it is.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/1401553700.jpg_1401553700Beofilm2015-04-13T14:23:24+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/04/05/second-breakfast-gets-furious-and-experiences-several-other-emotions/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/image.gifimageUniversal Pictures Yes. Yes you do.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/rock.jpgrockUniversal Pictureshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/paul-walker.jpgpaul-walkerUniversal Pictureshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/furious-7.jpgFurious-7Universal Pictures2015-04-05T19:12:54+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/04/03/the-saw-franchise-1-2-3/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/saw.jpgSaw<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Evolution Entertainment</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/saw-cary-elwes-640x359.jpgSaw-Cary-Elwes-640x359<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Evolution Entertainment</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/amanda-saw-2-26790669-2560-1667.jpgAmanda-saw-2-26790669-2560-1667<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Evolution Entertainment</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/saw-1.jpgsaw-1<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Evolution Entertainment</em></span> 2015-04-03T04:10:28+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/04/01/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-going-clear-is-the-best-documentary-horror-film-of-the-year/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/going-clear-chair.gifGoing clear chair<span style="color:#999999;"><em>HBO Documentary Films, Jigsaw Productions, Sky Atlantic</em></span> I did not sign up for sinister musical chairs, man.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/going-clear.jpgGoing-Clear<span style="color:#999999;"><em>HBO Documentary Films, Jigsaw Productions, Sky Atlantic</em></span> 2015-04-01T02:21:03+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/03/31/march-madness-and-the-winner-is/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/lego.pngLegoWarner Bros.2015-03-31T15:37:25+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/03/29/second-breakfast-wow-ive-never-seen-a-cinderella-like-this-before/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/capture1.jpgCaptureDisneyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/dress-0.jpgCINDERELLADisneyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/cinderella-2015.pngCinderella-2015Disney2015-03-29T19:04:19+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/03/29/march-madness-round-15-the-final-selma-vs-the-lego-movie/2015-03-29T16:03:49+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/03/27/march-madness-round-14-semifinal-the-lego-movie-vs-the-grand-budapest-hotel/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/selmalego.jpgSelmaLegoCloud Eight Films/Warner Bros.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/selmabudapest.jpgSelmaBudapesthttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/march-madness-lego.jpgMarch Madness-Legohttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/march-madness-gbh.jpgMarch Madness-GBHhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/march-madness-95.jpgMarch Madness-92015-03-27T12:25:35+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/03/25/march-madness-round-13-semifinal-guardians-of-the-galaxy-vs-selma/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/legobudapest.jpgLegoBudapestWarner Bros./Fox Searchlight Pictureshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/guardians-of-the-selma.jpgGuardians of the SelmaMarvel/Cloud Eight Filmshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/march-madness-94.jpgMarch Madness-92015-03-25T12:27:40+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/03/23/march-madness-round-12-edge-of-tomorrow-vs-the-grand-budapest-hotel/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/march-madness-93.jpgMarch Madness-92015-03-23T12:12:25+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/03/22/second-breakfast-the-surprisingly-likable-and-deep-odd-thomas/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/capture.jpgCaptureFusion Films Although Odd Thomas did have one massive advantage over those other films.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/odd_thomas_2.jpgodd_thomas_2Fusion Films This is a normal, healthy young couple.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/odd-thomas-poster.jpgOdd-Thomas-posterFusion Films2015-04-01T13:58:32+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/03/21/march-madness-round-11-interstellar-vs-selma/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/march-madness-92.jpgMarch Madness-92015-03-23T19:31:50+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/03/20/scifridays-psycho-shark-2009/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/psychoshark-newposter.jpgpsychoshark-newposter<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Ace Deuce Entertainment </em></span><br>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/psycho-shark1.jpgpsycho-shark1<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Ace Deuce Entertainment </em></span><br> This is the first time we see the shark. https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/psycho_shark_2.jpgpsycho_shark_2<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Ace Deuce Entertainment </em></span><br>2015-03-20T21:20:23+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/03/19/march-madness-round-10-the-lego-movie-vs-john-wick/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/legowick.jpgLegoWickWarner Bros./Lionsgatehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/interselma.jpgInterSelmaParamount Pictures/Cloud Eight FIlmshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/edge-of-grand-budapest.jpgEdge of Grand BudapestWarner Bros./Fox Searchlight Pictureshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/march-madness-91.jpgMarch Madness-92015-03-19T13:22:52+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/03/18/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-tommy-wiseaus-the-neighbors-has-the-production-values-of-the-room-but-little-of-its-magic/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/the-neighbors-ricky-rick.jpgThe neighbors ricky rick<span style="color:#999999;"><em>TPW Films, Wiseau-Films</em></span><br> That's a little better.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/the-neighbors-tommy-wiseau1.jpgthe-neighbors-tommy-wiseau1<span style="color:#999999;"><em>TPW Films, Wiseau-Films</em></span><br> This party scene never happens.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/the-neighbors.jpgThe Neighbors<span style="color:#999999;"><em>TPW Films, Wiseau-Films</em></span><br>2015-03-18T14:27:27+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/03/17/march-madness-round-9-whiplash-vs-guardians-of-the-galaxy/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/guardians-of-the-whiplash.jpgGuardians of the WhiplashBold Films/Marvelhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/march-madness-9.jpgMarch Madness-92015-03-18T12:13:49+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/03/15/second-breakfast-unbreakable-kimmy-schmidt-is-so-fetch/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/tituss-burgess-kimmy-schmidt-titus-andromedon.jpgTituss-Burgess--Kimmy-Schmidt--Titus-Andromedon-Netflix Titus Andromedon. Sorry, I just had to do it again.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/rs_560x415-150306084013-1024-unbreakable-kimmy-scmidt-jane-jl-030615.jpgrs_560x415-150306084013-1024.Unbreakable-Kimmy-Scmidt-Jane.jl.030615Netflix Although, to be fair, Jane Krakowski makes a convincing rich person.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/unbreakable-kimmy-schmidt.jpgunbreakable-kimmy-schmidtNetflix2015-03-15T16:22:33+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/03/15/march-madness-round-8-birdman-vs-the-grand-budapest-hotel/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/birdmangrandbudapest.jpgBirdmanGrandBudapest2015-03-15T13:19:17+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/03/13/scifridays-waxes-poetic-about-honeymoon-2014/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/honeymoon_web_1_cs.jpgHoneymoon_web_1_CS<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Digital Media Rights</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/mv5bnzczmzezndazmf5bml5banbnxkftztgwnzu0mjg0mje-_v1_sx214_al_.jpgMV5BNzczMzEzNDAzMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNzU0Mjg0MjE@._V1_SX214_AL_<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Digital Media Rights</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/honeymoon_film_still_a_l.jpghoneymoon_film_still_a_l<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Digital Media Rights</em></span>2015-03-13T16:05:17+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/03/13/march-madness-round-7-inherent-vice-vs-selma/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/march-madness-vice.jpgMarch Madness-Vicehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/march-madness-selma.jpgMarch Madness-Selmahttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/march-madness-jw.jpgMarch Madness-JWhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/inherentselma.jpgInherentSelmaWarner Bros./Cloud Eight2015-03-13T12:16:20+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/03/11/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-punk-and-friendship-are-magic-in-we-are-the-best/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/we-are-the-best-sad-bobo.jpgWe Are the Best sad Bobo<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Film i Våst, Magnolia Pictures</em></span> Pictured: every teenager, at some point.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/we-are-the-best-friends.jpgWe Are the Best friends<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Film i Våst, Magnolia Pictures</em></span> https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/we-are-the-best-poster.jpgWe Are the Best poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Film i Våst, Magnolia Pictures</em></span>2015-03-12T15:00:41+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/03/11/march-madness-round-6-locke-vs-john-wick/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/march-madness-6.jpgMarch Madness-6https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/lockejohnwick.jpgLockeJohnWick2015-03-11T16:21:30+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/03/09/march-madness-round-5-guardians-of-the-galaxy-vs-fury/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/march-madness-5.jpgMarch Madness-5https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/guardiansfury.jpgGuardiansFury2015-03-09T12:17:13+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/03/08/second-breakfast-the-reprehensible-garbage-heap-that-is-spike-lees-oldboy/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/oldboy-josh-brolin-elizabeth-olsen.jpgOB_08014.CR2Vertigo Entertainment Elizabeth Olsen suddenly realizes that something's not quite right.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/samuel_jackson_oldboy-crop-rectangle3-large.jpgSamuel_Jackson_Oldboy.jpg.CROP.rectangle3-largeVertigo Entertainment I'd rather be in his position than have to watch this movie again.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/brilliant-new-oldboy-banner-arrives-comic-con-2013-140508-a-1374214418-470-75.jpgbrilliant-new-oldboy-banner-arrives-comic-con-2013-140508-a-1374214418-470-75Vertigo Entertainment2022-07-07T09:34:50+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/03/07/march-madness-round-4-snowpiercer-vs-edge-of-tomorrow/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/march-madness-interstellar.jpgMarch Madness Interstellarhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/snowpiercertomorrow.jpgSnowpiercerTomorrow2015-03-07T16:59:05+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/03/06/scifridays-gets-deep-with-killer-mermaid-2014/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/mermaid-2.pngmermaid (2)<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Viktorija Film</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/maxresdefault.jpgmaxresdefault<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Viktorija Film</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/91bkhdn7ssl-_sl1500_.jpg91BKhDN7ssL._SL1500_<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Viktorija Film</em></span>2015-03-06T17:28:22+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/03/05/march-madness-round-3-interstellar-vs-the-babadook/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/march-madness-2.jpgMarch Madness 2https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/interstellarbabadook.jpgInterstellarBabadook2015-03-05T13:19:03+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/03/04/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-the-last-man-on-earth-is-a-promising-apocalypse/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/last-man-billiards.jpgLast Man billiards<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Lord Miller, 20th Century Fox</em></span><br /> For instance, he's playing pool with sports balls, not people! It's a wild, different world we live in!https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/last-man-on-earth-margarita-pool.jpgLast Man on Earth margarita pool<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Lord Miller, 20th Century Fox</em></span><br /> That anchor just happens to be moored in a pool filled with Margaritas. https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/last-man-on-earth-poster.jpgLast Man on Earth poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Lord Miller, 20th Century Fox</em></span><br />2015-03-05T00:55:35+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/03/03/march-madness-round-2-the-lego-movie-vs-nightcrawler/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/legonightcrawler.jpgLegoNightcrawlerWarner Bros./Bold Filmshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/march-madness-recovered2.jpgMarch Madness-Recovered22015-03-03T13:19:35+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/02/27/scifridays-the-lazarus-effect-2015/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/the-lazarus-effect-relativity-media-olivia-wilde-resurected-from-the-dead.jpgthe-lazarus-effect-relativity-media-olivia-wilde-resurected-from-the-deadhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/lazarus-effect-image808.jpgLazarus (133 of 349).cr2<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Blumhouse Productions</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/download.jpegdownload<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Blumhouse Productions</em></span> No champagne for you!https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/mv5bmjm2odm1ota0m15bml5banbnxkftztgwmdmxmdi5mze-_v1_sx214_al_.jpgMV5BMjM2ODM1OTA0M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMDMxMDI5MzE@._V1_SX214_AL_<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Blumhouse Productions</em></span>2015-03-02T06:23:46+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/03/01/march-madness-round-1-boyhood-vs-whiplash/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/boyhoodwhiplash.jpgBoyhoodWhiplashIFC Productions / Bold Filmshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/march-madness-final.jpgMarch Madness-Final2015-03-01T18:18:13+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/03/01/second-breakfast-indulges-himself-with-inherent-vice/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/inherent-vice-image-joaquin-phoenix-2.jpginherent-vice-image-joaquin-phoenix-2Warner Bros. Yeah, he sure does look like the crime-solving type. Jinkies.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/iv-poster-horizontal.pngIV POSTER HORIZONTALWarner Bros. Although... I guess the poster should have given me that impression going in.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/maxresdefault1.jpgmaxresdefaultWarner Bros. It's *not* detrimental. Don't look so blue.2015-03-01T14:10:53+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/06/30/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-tim-burtons-batman-is-an-iconic-blockbuster-you-never-have-to-watch/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/batman-poster.jpgBatman poster-Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/joker-art-museum.jpgJoker Art Museum<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Moho Film</em></span> Pictured: a dark, gritty movie 2015-02-26T20:58:16+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/07/14/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-snowpiercer-pierces-sorry-through-genre-convention/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/octavia-spencer-sp.jpegoctavia spencer sp<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Moho Film</em></span> She looks just as disappointed as I am that she's not in more of this film.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/snowpiercer-axe-gang.jpgSnowpiercer trailer 10<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Moho Film</em></span> Happy New Year! https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/snowpiercer-poster.jpgsnowpiercer posterSourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/sharkweekbomb-02.pngSharkWeekBomb-022015-02-26T20:57:26+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/07/21/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-weird-al-at-the-movies/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/uhf-rambo.gifuhf rambo<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Orion Pictures</em></span> I'll let you know if this ever stops being funny. https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/uhfposter.jpgUHFposter-Source2015-02-26T20:56:57+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/07/28/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-lets-talk-about-bronies/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/bronycon-dude.jpgbronycon dude<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Hodgee Films</em></span> More I say, damn you. https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/manliest-brony.jpgmanliest brony<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Hodgee Films</em></span> This man will crush your preconceived notions of masculinity and your lesser facial hair -Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/a_brony_tale-_official_poster.jpg-A_Brony_Tale-_Official_Poster-Source2015-02-26T20:56:42+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/08/04/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-video-games-the-movie-2014-struggles-to-live-up-to-its-title/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/video-games-the-movie-joystick-kid.jpgvideo games the movie joystick kid<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Mediajuice Studios</em></span> Look, kid, I don't want to tell you how to play games but... https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/video_games_-_the_movie-poster.jpgVideo_Games_-_The_Movie poster-Source2015-02-26T20:56:24+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/09/03/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-how-will-we-remember-the-simpsons/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/hans-moleman-football-groin.gifhans-moleman-football-groinHopefully with this. -Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/simpsons-character-comparison.jpgsimpsons character comparisonAnd that's not even taking the 1987 Tracy Ullman shorts into account. -Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/the-simpsons-25-years-logo.jpgthe simpsons 25 years logo-Source2015-02-26T20:55:48+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/09/10/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-my-evening-with-blacula/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/d1ce9-scream_blacula_scream_through_the_heart.jpgd1ce9-scream_blacula_scream_through_the_hearthttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/pam-grier-blacula.jpgpam grier blaculaWhy couldn't you be this freakin' calm and collected in the actual movie? -Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/blacula-crossow.jpgblacula crossowI demand more conveniently placed crossbows in horror movies. -Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/scream-blacula-scream.jpgscream blacula scream-Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/blacula-2.pngblacula-2It' also worth noting that despite the existence of Dracula films in this universe, no one ever questions the dude dressed exactly like him. -Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/blacula-nightclub-scene.jpgblacula-nightclub-sceneAnd what a world it is. -Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/blacula_poster_02-1024x8051.jpgblacula_poster_02-1024x8051-Source2015-02-26T20:55:15+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/09/17/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-johnny-mnemonic-is-the-best-and-worst-of-90s-sci-fi/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/cyborg-dolphin.jpgcyborg dolphin<span style="color:#999999;"><em>TriStar Pictures</em></span><br /> I completely understand why my professor chose this for me now.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/ice-t-looks-silly-johnny-mnemonic.jpgice-t looks silly johnny mnemonic<span style="color:#999999;"><em>TriStar Pictures</em></span><br /> I'm sure Ice-T remembers this fondly.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/johnny-mnemonic-computer-gloves.jpgjohnny mnemonic computer gloves<span style="color:#999999;"><em>TriStar Pictures</em></span><br /> Seriously, if any of you are viewing this post this way you should take a water break, or something.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/johnny-mnemonic-poster.jpgjohnny mnemonic poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>TriStar Pictures</em></span><br />2015-02-26T20:54:42+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/09/24/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-our-first-trip-to-gotham-is-an-uneven-one/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/gotham-bullock.jpgGotham Bullock<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Warner Bros Television</em></span><br /> "I thought it was a good line."https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/harley-quinn-batman.jpgHarley-Quinn-batman<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Warner Bros Animation</em></span><br /> Batman villains added in TV shows never catch on, right?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/gotham-penguin.jpggotham penguin<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Warner Bros Television</em></span><br /> Executive One: Do you think audiences will understand this is the Penguin? Executive 2: Absolutely not. Get me an umbrella.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/gotham-image.jpggotham image<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Warner Bros Television</em></span><br />2015-02-26T20:54:12+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/10/01/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-the-simpsons-guy-was-slightly-less-horrible-than-i-imagined/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/article-2708167-200dda4b00000578-941_634x376.jpgarticle-2708167-200DDA4B00000578-941_634x376<span style="color:#999999;"><em>20th Century Fox Television</em></span><br /> Maybe just talk it out.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/simpsons-family-guy-duff.jpgsimpsons-family-guy-duffhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UprQl6J7sp0 "Anyway, the script says we should have a plot now."https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/simpsons-family-guy-bobs-burgers-laser-time.jpgsimpsons-family-guy-bobs-burgers-laser-time<span style="color:#999999;"><em>20th Century Fox Television</em></span> "Oh my God"https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/the-simpsons-guy.jpgthe simpsons guy<span style="color:#999999;"><em>20th Century Fox Television</em></span>2015-02-26T20:53:27+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/10/08/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-when-dokken-met-freddy-a-halloween-music-video-spectcular/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/freddy3-dokken-attack.jpgfreddy3 dokken attack<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Elektra Records</em></span><br /> Freddy much prefers New Wavehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/dokken-gif.gifdokken gif<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Elektra Records</em></span><br /> And then proceed to do this for ten minuteshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/dokken-dream-warriors.jpegdokken dream warriors<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Elektra Records</em></span><br />2015-02-26T20:51:24+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/10/30/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-birdman-was-worth-ending-my-octoberween-reviews-early/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/birdman-why-is-ed-norton-in-his-underwear.jpgBirdman why is ed norton in his underwear<span style="color:#999999;"><em>New Regency Pictures</em></span><br /> No, not this one.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/birdman-rooftop.jpgBirdman rooftop<span style="color:#999999;"><em>New Regency Pictures</em></span><br /> As Everyone knows, rooftops are the best place to talk about being complex and flawed.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/birdman-stalking.jpgBirdman stalking<span style="color:#999999;"><em>New Regency Pictures</em></span><br />https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/birdman-poster.jpgBirdman poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>New Regency Pictures</em></span><br />2015-02-26T20:50:54+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/02/23/rooster-recap-oscars-2015/2015-02-23T05:09:09+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/02/22/second-breakfasts-2015-oscar-picks/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/interstellar_holy_shit_shot-0.pnginterstellar_holy_shit_shot.0Paramount Pictureshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/screen-shot-2014-03-14-at-2-40-23-pm.pngScreen-Shot-2014-03-14-at-2.40.23-PMFox Searchlight Pictureshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/birdman_courtesy_fox_searchlight.jpgBirdman_courtesy_Fox_SearchlightFox Searchlight Pictureshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/grand_budapest_hotel_c371.jpgGRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL_c371.JPGFox Searchlight Pictureshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/whiplash.jpgWhiplash-6613.cr2Bold Filmshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/boyhood-movie-poster.jpgBoyhood-movie-posterIFC Productions2015-02-22T15:39:39+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/04/08/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-room-237-is-the-only-time-watching-people-debate-kubrick-will-ever-be-fun/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/room-237-apollo-11-sweater.jpgRoom 237 Apollo 11 Sweaterhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/room-237-shining-dog-costume.pngRoom 237 Shining Dog Costumehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/room-237-poster.jpgRoom-237 Poster2015-02-20T19:13:10+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/08/20/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-coffee-samurai-is-the-weird-action-romance-anime-short-you-didnt-know-you-needed/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/coffee-samurai-leash.jpgCoffee-Samurai leashSeriously, every image I found is a gem. -Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/coffee-samurai-zebra-fight.pngcoffee-samurai zebra fightIt was really tough deciding which images to use for this post. You have no idea. -Source2015-02-20T19:05:56+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/08/27/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-deep-breath-is-a-breath-of-fresh-air-for-doctor-who/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/dr-who-android-reflection.jpgdr who android reflection<span style="color:#999999;"><em>BBC</em></span> Hey, I never said it was subtle imagery, okay? https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/dr-who-t-rex-london.jpgdr who t rex london<span style="color:#999999;"><em>BBC</em></span> Oddly enough, this is how the next season of House of Cards is supposed to open as well. -Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/doctor-who-series-8-promo.jpgdoctor-who series 8 promo-Source2015-02-20T19:04:22+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/10/15/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-creepshow-offers-laughs-scares-and-wacky-hillbilly-stephen-king/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/jordy-creepshow.gifjordy creepshow<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Warner Bros</em></span><br /> "Golly"https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/creepshow-1.jpgcreepshow (1)<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Warner Bros</em></span><br /> No, really?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/creepshow-poster.jpgcreepshow poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Warner Bros</em></span><br />2015-02-20T18:35:06+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/10/22/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-troll-2-is-the-right-kind-of-horrible/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/troll-2-grandpa.jpgtroll 2 grandpa<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Metro Goldwyn Meyer</em></span><br /> Seriously. Maybe give the small child the thing that's not meant to explode.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/troll2-goblins.jpgtroll2 goblins<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Metro Goldwyn Meyer</em></span><br /> In this instance they're probably right.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/troll2-tree.jpgTroll2 tree<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Metro Goldwyn Meyer</em></span><br /> Groot joke.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/troll-2-poster.jpgtroll 2 poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Metro Goldwyn Meyer</em></span><br /> 2015-02-20T18:28:52+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/11/12/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-big-hero-6-is-8-year-old-mes-favorite-movie/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/big-hero-6-group-shot.jpgBig Hero 6 group shot<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Walt Disney Studios</em></span><br /> "It's so great that we're all equally contributing here!" https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/baymax-and-cat.jpgBaymax and Cat<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Walt Disney Studios</em></span><br /> Er, hey look! A cat! https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/san-fransokyo.jpgSan Fransokyo<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Wat Disney Picture</em></span><br /> If you look hard enoug, there's totally an Avengers 2 easter egg in the bottom left corner. Seriously, keep looking for it.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/big-hero-6-poster.jpgBig Hero 6 poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Walt Disney Pictures</em></span><br /> 2015-02-20T18:27:33+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/11/19/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-youve-probably-seen-st-vincent-before/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/bill_murray_st_vincent_a_l.jpgbill_murray_st_vincent_a_l<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Chernin Entertainment, Crescendo Productions, The Weinstein Company</em> https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/st-vincent-daka.jpgSt Vincent Daka<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Chernin Entertainment, Crescendo Productions, The Weinstein Company</em> Staaaahhhhp.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/st-vincent-dancing.jpgSt Vincent dancing<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Chernin Entertainment, Crescendo Productions, The Weinstein Company</em> Ah, quirky, unique bonding.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/st-vincent-poster.jpgSt Vincent Poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Chernin Entertainment, Crescendo Productions, The Weinstein Company</em></span><br /> 2015-02-20T18:23:09+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/12/10/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-tried-his-best-to-not-make-a-joke-about-catching-foxcatcher-in-theaters/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/foxcatcher-schultzs.jpgfoxcatcher schultzs<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Annapurna Pictures, Sony Pictures Classics</em></span><br />https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/steve-carrell-foxcatcher.jpgsteve carrell foxcatcher<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Annapurna Pictures, Sony Pictures Classics</em></span><br /> Though, admittedly, asking people to call him Golden Eagle sounds a lot like a Michael Scott line.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/foxcatcher-poster.jpgfoxcatcher poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Annapurna Pictures, Sony Pictures Classics</em></span><br />2015-02-20T18:20:02+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/12/17/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-top-five-is-a-mostly-really-good-dramedy/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/gabrielle-union-top-five.jpggabrielle union top five<span style="color:#999999;"><em>IAC Films</em></span><br /> THE HOLLYWOOD MACHIIIIIINE. https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/top-five-eating-and-walking.jpgtop five eating and walking<span style="color:#999999;"><em>IAC Film</em></span><br /> Pictured: Most of the film. https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/top-five-poster.jpgtop five poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>IAC Films</em></span><br /> 2015-02-20T18:18:11+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/02/20/scifridays-curses-those-dam-zombeavers-2014/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/zombeavers.pngZombeavers<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Armory Films</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/zombeavers-poster.jpegZombeavers-Poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Armory Films</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/zombeavers_lake_6_cmyk.jpgZOMBEAVERS_lake_6.jpg_cmyk<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Armory Films</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/3026303-poster-p-1-zombeavers-next-sharknado.jpg3026303-poster-p-1-zombeavers-next-sharknado<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Armory Films</em></span>2015-02-20T15:52:15+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/02/15/second-breakfasts-top-ten-films-of-2014/2015-02-15T22:25:41+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/02/13/scifridays-regrets-seeing-seventh-son-2015/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/seventh-son-poster.jpgSeventh-Son-Poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Legendary Pictures</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/seventh-son-ben-barnes.jpgseventh-son-ben-barnes<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Legendary Pictures</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/maxresdefault.jpgmaxresdefault<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Legendary Pictures</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/seventh-son-679x350.jpgseventh-son-679x350<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Legendary Pictures</em></span>2015-02-13T19:56:01+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/02/11/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-the-spongebob-movie-sponge-out-of-water-is-stranger-than-your-average-cartoon-sequel/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/bubbles-the-dolphin.pngbubbles the dolphin<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Paramount Animation, Nickelodeon Movies</em></span><br /> "Plankton, I think the acid hit."https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/shining-popsicle-twins.jpgshining popsicle twins<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Paramount Animation, Nickelodeon Movies</em></span><br /> This is one of two Kubrick references in this PG rated kid's movie, in case you're wondering.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/sponge-out-of-water-poster.pngsponge out of water poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Paramount Animation, Nickelodeon Movies</em></span><br />2015-02-12T18:47:09+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/02/08/second-breakfast-a-most-violent-year/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/a-most-violent-year-2.jpga-most-violent-year-2FilmNation Entertainment His other defining principle? Being a great actor.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/fd920ccc63332bb6e9ce356951e0de1c90b5c736.jpgfd920ccc63332bb6e9ce356951e0de1c90b5c736FilmNation Entertainment It's a pretty healthy dynamic.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/a_most_violent_year_2014_movie-t2.jpga_most_violent_year_2014_movie-t2FilmNation Entertainment2015-02-08T18:51:34+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/01/25/second-breakfast-sad-scientist-2-the-imitation-game/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/183367.jpg183367The Weinstein Company Acting!https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-imitation-game-benedict-cumberbatch1.jpgTHE IMITATION GAMEThe Weinstein Company The struggle is real.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-imitation-game-trailer-mark-strong.jpgthe-imitation-game-trailer-mark-strongThe Weinstein Company Couldn't we have given some of that runtime to Mark Strong?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the_imitation_game_poster.jpgThe_Imitation_Game_posterThe Weinstein Company2015-02-08T16:20:36+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/01/30/scifridays-ragnarok-2013/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/ragnarok_trl03_nor_gr_g24__15_87968.jpgragnarok_trl03_nor_gr_g24__15_87968<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Fantefilm</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/ragnarok-pc3a5l-sverre-hagen-skull-flashlight.jpgragnarok-pc3a5l-sverre-hagen-skull-flashlight<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Fantefilm</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/c348476d5897-original.jpegc348476d5897.original<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Fantefilm</em></span>2015-02-07T23:10:28+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/02/01/second-breakfast-bends-cinematic-norms-with-the-congress/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-congress-ari-folman.jpgThe-Congress-Ari-FolmanBridgit Folman Film Ganghttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-congress-harvey-keitel.jpgthe-congress-harvey-keitelBridgit Folman Film Gang What a raw, intimidating sexual presence he has.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/congress5.jpg"The Congress"Bridgit Folman Film Gang A very uncomfortable future.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/the-congress-uk-poster.jpgThe-Congress-UK-posterBridgit Folman Film Gang2015-02-07T23:09:00+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/02/04/a-bomb-in-the-lasagna-dc-tries-to-do-right-by-aquaman-in-justice-league-throne-of-atlantis-2015/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/aquaman-shark.jpgaquaman shark<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Warner Bros Animation</em></span><br /> Also, this happens and it's great.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/throne-of-atlantis-poster.jpgthrone of atlantis poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>DC Animation</em></span><br />https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/aquaman-lobster.jpegAquaman lobster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>DC Animation</em></span><br /> Now imagine he's gently singing The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes" in this picture.2015-02-07T23:06:34+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/01/23/scifridays-the-taking-of-deborah-logan-2014/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/dl3.jpegdl3<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Bad Hat Harry Productions</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/mv5bmtk3nja3mzcym15bml5banbnxkftztgwndy3mja2mje-_v1_sx214_al_.jpgMV5BMTk3NjA3MzcyM15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNDY3MjA2MjE@._V1_SX214_AL_<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Bad Hat Harry Productions</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/86845266198448855622.png86845266198448855622<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Bad Hat Harry Productions</em></span>2015-02-07T22:50:46+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/02/06/scifridays-gets-dirty-with-100-bloody-acres-2012/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/11171638_800.jpg11171638_800<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Cyan Films</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/100-bloody-acres-5.jpg100-bloody-acres-5<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Cyan Films</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/100_bloody_acres_4_20130619_1353865499.jpg100_bloody_acres_4_20130619_1353865499<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Cyan Films</em></span>2015-02-07T22:10:51+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/under-construction/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/construction-01.pngConstruction-012015-02-07T21:30:28+00:00weekly0.6https://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/01/15/rooster-recap-oscar-nominations-2015/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/gg7am1.gifgg7amhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/gg7am.gifgg7amhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/gg7621.gifgg762https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/gg762.gifgg762https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/gg6xq2.gifgg6xqWarner Bros.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/gg6xq1.gifgg6xqhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/gg6xq.gifgg6xqhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/gg6s31.gifgg6s3https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/gg6s3.gifgg6s3Warner Bros.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/gfvqv1.gifgfvqv2015-01-29T14:39:04+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/01/18/second-breakfast-selma-snubs-and-cinematic-standards-oh-my/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/common-john-legend-72nd-golden-globes-glory-lead.jpgcommon-john-legend-72nd-golden-globes-glory-leadNBC But hey, Common and John Legend are probably going to win Oscars, so...https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/la-et-mn-afi-fest-selma-20141111.jpgla_ca_1021_selmaCloud Eight Filmshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/g_selma7_12282540_ver1-0_640_480.jpgg_selma7_12282540_ver1.0_640_480Cloud Eight Films Again, with a few minor set-backs.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/selma-featured.jpgSelma-Featured2015-01-18T18:02:49+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/01/16/scifridays-dead-snow-2-2014/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/deadsnow2_teaser.jpgDeadSnow2_TEASER<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Tappeluft Pictures</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/dead-snow-2-martin-starr.jpgA054_C003_0822YY.0002195F<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Tappeluft Pictures</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/dead-snow-2-1.jpgdead-snow-2-1<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Tappeluft Pictures</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/ce14_ns_dod-sno-2_dead-snow-2-red-vs-dead-19.jpgCE14_NS_Dod-Sno-2_Dead-Snow-2-Red-vs-Dead-19<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Tappeluft Pictures</em></span>2015-02-09T07:38:30+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/01/11/second-breakfast-gets-wild-and-crazy/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/wld.jpgwldFox Searchlight Pictures I'd include pictures that weren't Reese Witherspoon with a backpack if there were any.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/postfull-wild-awards-and-nominations-reese_14.jpgFOX_9534.psdFox Searchlight Pictures I do find it funny that all of the book covers are going to feature Witherspoon instead of the real life Cheryl Strayed.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/wild.jpgwildFox Searchlight Pictures2015-01-12T19:08:18+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/01/04/the-grand-seduction-charms-second-breakfast/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/brendan-gleeson_the-grand-seduction.jpg" THE GRAND SEDUCTION "Max Films Productions Although, is anyone truly out of Brendan Gleeson's league?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/tgs_146.jpgTGS_146Max Films Productions In the meantime I'll settle for films about the worst possible cricket locations.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/grand_seduction_ver2_xxlg.jpggrand_seduction_ver2_xxlgMax Films Productions2015-02-25T00:04:38+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2015/01/02/scifridays-the-babadook-2014/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/the-babadook-poster.jpgThe-Babadook-Poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Causeway Films</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/nightmarish-new-trailer-for-the-babadook.pngnightmarish-new-trailer-for-the-babadook<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Causeway Films</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/maxresdefault.jpgmaxresdefaulthttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/babadook.jpgBabadook<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Causeway Films</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/babadook-3.jpgbabadook-3<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Causeway Films</em></span>2015-01-16T12:01:37+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/12/28/second-breakfasts-theory-of-everything/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/janbabystev.jpgJanBabyStevWorking Title Films A baby shouldn't need help from the score to get a reaction.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/felicity-jones-in-the-theory-of-everything-movie-1.jpgfelicity-jones-in-the-theory-of-everything-movie-1Working Title Films A more interesting movie would have explored how Jane Hawking manages to not age a day in thirty years.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/theory_of_everything_still_a_l.jpgtheory_of_everything_still_a_lWorking Title Films "That is not a thoughtful birthday present, Robert."https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/2014-11-11-movieposter.jpg2014-11-11-movieposterWorking Title Films2014-12-28T16:44:05+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/12/24/36967/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/han-solo-swhs.jpghan solo swhs <span style="color:#999999;"><em>20th Century Fox Television</em></span><br /> "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAACE?!"https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/wookie-face-swhs.gifwookie face swhs<span style="color:#999999;"><em>20th Century Fox Television</em></span><br /> To quote another Star Wars critic "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?"https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/star-wars-holiday-special-acrobats.jpgstar wars holiday special acrobats<span style="color:#999999;"><em>20th Century Fox Television</em></span><br /> I accidentally watched this scene backwards while rewinding and now I can only speak in screams.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/starwarshs.jpgStarWarsHS<span style="color:#999999;"><em>20th Century Fox Television</em></span><br /> 2014-12-25T04:02:37+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/12/21/second-breakfast-the-battle-of-the-five-armies/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/thehobbit.jpgthehobbitWarner Bros. They definitely have.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/thranduil.jpgthranduilWarner Bros. "I know."https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/mbwkz.gifmBwKZWarner Bros. Who needs character development when you have... ugh.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/empire-magazine-smaug-the-dragon-hobbit-battle-of-the-five-armies.jpgempire-magazine-smaug-the-dragon-hobbit-battle-of-the-five-armiesWarner Bros. Who needs character development when you have a sick-ass dragon?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/fig-_12.jpgfig-_12brittanyekrueger.comhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/the-hobbit-the-battle-of-the-five-armies-wallpaper-7931.jpgThe-Hobbit-The-Battle-of-the-Five-Armies-Wallpaper-7931Warner Bros. "Why does it hurt so much?" "Because it was real." This horrible dialogue rather nicely sums up my feelings of this movie.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tumblr_n7h76slxur1qj4tgpo1_500.giftumblr_n7h76slXur1qj4tgpo1_500Foxhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/hobbit-the-battle-of-the-five-armies-golden-army-images.jpghobbit-the-battle-of-the-five-armies-golden-army-imagesWarner Bros. All of the elves are identical. This is just one guy they copy and pasted a hundred times. They didn't even try to make them individual.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/the-hobbit-the-battle-of-the-five-armies-banner-9.jpgThe-Hobbit-The-Battle-of-the-Five-Armies-banner-9Warner Bros.2014-12-21T14:03:38+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/12/14/second-breakfasts-mass-exodus/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/exodus-gods-and-kings-look-of-the-film.jpgexodus-gods-and-kings-look-of-the-filmScott Free Productions Suddenly raising a massive army to kill everyone doesn't seem too uncalled for.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/870145-6978bede-6c39-11e3-a184-cfa98bc96cc6.jpg870145-6978bede-6c39-11e3-a184-cfa98bc96cc6Paramount Pictures Does anyone else see a great meme opportunity here?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/cdn-indiewire-com.jpgcdn.indiewire.comScott Free Productions There they are.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/exodus_gods_and_kings_movie-wide.jpgexodus_gods_and_kings_movie-wideScott Free Productions2014-12-14T21:09:16+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/12/11/rooster-recap-the-2015-golden-globe-nominations/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/elle-emma-birdman-h.jpgelle-emma-birdman-h<span style="color:#999999;"><em>New Regency Pictures</em></span><br />https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/boyhood_quad_keyart_lores1.jpgBoyhood_Quad_KeyArt_LoRes12014-12-11T20:01:39+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/12/07/the-young-and-prodigious-second-breakfast/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/spivet.jpgSpivethttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/394684-r_640_600-b_1_d6d6d6-f_jpg-q_x-xxyxx.jpg394684.jpg-r_640_600-b_1_D6D6D6-f_jpg-q_x-xxyxxEpithète Filmshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/the-young-and-prodigious-spivet-main-review.jpgthe-young-and-prodigious-spivet-main-reviewEpithète Films2014-12-07T21:30:17+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/11/30/something-gets-under-second-breakfasts-skin/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/scarlett-johansson-under-the-skin-reshoots-13.jpgScarlett-johansson-under-the-skin-reshoots-13Film4 Although she does fall down at one point, and falling down is pretty funny.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/movies-scarlett-johansson-under-the-skin.jpgmovies-scarlett-johansson-under-the-skinFilm4 This is art, you guys.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/under-the-skin-movie-poster.jpgunder-the-skin-movie-posterFilm42014-11-30T15:11:40+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/11/23/second-breakfast-gets-whiplash-in-a-good-way-though/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/whiplash.jpgWhiplash-5547.cr2Bold Films Someone has a distinct advantage in this staring contest.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/whiplash-scream.jpgWhiplash-ScreamBold Films This is not the J Jonah Jameson I know and love.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/sundance-whiplash-1.jpgsundance - whiplash 1Bold Films "Whose blood is that?"https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/whiplash-poster-slice.jpgWhiplash-Poster-sliceBold Films2014-11-25T03:34:01+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/11/21/scifridays-13-sins-2014/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/screen-shot-2014-07-29-at-10-38-00-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-07-29 at 10.38.00 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/screen-shot-2014-07-29-at-10-36-18-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-07-29 at 10.36.18 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/screen-shot-2014-07-29-at-9-27-17-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-07-29 at 9.27.17 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/13-sins-poster-artwork-mark-webber-ron-perlman-rutina-wesley.jpg13-sins-poster-artwork-mark-webber-ron-perlman-rutina-wesleyhttp://bit.ly/1tuCvPZ2014-11-21T15:49:06+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/11/16/second-breakfast-prowls-dark-streets-with-nightcrawler/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/nightcrawler_podcast1.jpgNightcrawler_podcast1Bold Films Jake Gyllenhaal: Appreciating approval from Internet critics since just now.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/maxresdefault.jpgmaxresdefaultBold Films A calm, calculated character study.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/nightcrawler-poster.jpgNightcrawler-posterBold Filmshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/nightcrawler-x2-gambit-cable-nightcrawler-x-men-we-crave-for-apocalypse-beyond.jpegnightcrawler-x2-gambit-cable-nightcrawler-x-men-we-crave-for-apocalypse-beyond20th Century Fox Pictured: a different actor.2014-11-16T23:14:36+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/11/09/second-breakfasts-nice-and-accurate-look-at-interstellar/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/interstellar6.jpgInterstellar6Warner Bros. And here's a picture of Anne Hathaway. IN SPACE.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/interstellar5.jpgInterstellar5Warner Bros. This weird robot is a better character.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/interstellar4.pngInterstellar4Warner Bros. But seriously, the visuals are staggeringly beautiful.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/interstellar3.jpgInterstellar3Warner Bros. Although, gosh, your daughter grows up to be Jessica Chastain. Can't really feel bad about that.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/interstellar2.jpgInterstellar2Warner Bros. Tears, for example, are emotional, but also... science. Yeah.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/interstellar1.jpgInterstellar1Warner Bros.2014-11-09T22:37:31+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/11/07/scifridays-cabin-fever-patient-zero-2014/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/cabinfe3.jpegcabinfe3<span style="color:#999999;"><em>FILM002</em></span> "Flesh eating bacteria is the WORST STD"https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/cabin-fever.jpgcabin-fever<span style="color:#999999;"><em>FILM002</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/cabin-fever_pz_theatrical.jpgCABIN-FEVER_PZ_THEATRICAL<span style="color:#999999;"><em>FILM002</em></span>2014-11-07T22:27:47+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/11/02/second-breakfast-only-lovers-left-alive/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/infinite-reading-only-lovers-left-alive.jpgInfinite Reading, Only Lovers Left AliveRecorded Picture Company As if anyone reads Infinite Jest.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/download.pngdownloadRecorded Picture Company "Don't worry, Anton Yelchin, we still love you, even though you're a doomed little meat bag."https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/tn_olla_02842.jpg"only lovers left alive"Recorded Picture Company It's, uh, yeah, it's a good dream.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/only-lovers-left-alive-quad-poster.pngOnly-Lovers-Left-Alive-Quad-PosterRecord Picture Companyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/secondbreakfast-01.pngSecondBreakfast-012014-11-02T15:45:09+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/10/31/scifridays-30-days-of-night-2007/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/screen-shot-2014-10-30-at-10-18-10-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-10-30 at 10.18.10 PM<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Columbia Pictures</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/screen-shot-2014-10-30-at-10-02-17-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-10-30 at 10.02.17 PM<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Columbia Pictures</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/screen-shot-2014-10-30-at-9-48-00-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-10-30 at 9.48.00 PM<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Columbia Pictures</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/190px-30daysofnightcover.jpg190px-30daysofnightcover<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Columbia Pictures</em></span>2014-10-31T03:49:39+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/10/26/second-breakfastoctoberween-the-comedy-of-terrors/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/80-rathbone-comedy-of-terrors.jpg80-rathbone-comedy-of-terrorsAmerican International Pictures This cast.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/basilinbed.jpgbasilinbedAmerican International Pictures Living the dream.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/poster-comedy-of-terrors-the_03.jpgPoster - Comedy of Terrors, The_03American International Pictures2014-10-26T13:03:38+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/11/14/scifridays-ghost-shark-2013/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ghost-shark.jpgGhost-Sharkhttp://bit.ly/1le2xPEhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ghost-shark-poster.jpgGhost-shark-posterhttp://bit.ly/1nJQ3DZhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/a_560x0.gifa_560x0http://nym.ag/1xAZsPdhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/4lnh.png4lnh2014-10-26T02:20:04+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/10/24/scifridays-fright-night-2011/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/screen-shot-2014-10-25-at-8-23-27-am.pngScreen Shot 2014-10-25 at 8.23.27 AM<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Dreamworks</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/screen-shot-2014-10-24-at-9-12-40-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-10-24 at 9.12.40 PM<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Dreamworks</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/fright-night-poster.jpgFright-Night-poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Dreamworks</em></span>2014-10-26T00:52:01+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/10/17/scifridays-cirque-du-freak-the-vampires-assistant-2009/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/screen-shot-2014-10-19-at-1-52-36-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-10-19 at 1.52.36 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/screen-shot-2014-10-19-at-1-34-37-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-10-19 at 1.34.37 PM<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Universal Pictures</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/mv5bmti1nda1mtmwnl5bml5banbnxkftztcwntg0mde4mg-_v1_sy317_cr00214317_al_.jpgMV5BMTI1NDA1MTMwNl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTg0MDE4Mg@@._V1_SY317_CR0,0,214,317_AL_<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Universal Pictures</em></span>2014-10-19T22:57:56+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/10/19/second-breakfast-octoberween-double-feature-the-price-is-right/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/witchfinder-general1.jpgwitchfinder-generalTigon Pictures Ltd. Although not as upsetting as this wig.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/witchfinder-general.jpgWitchfinder GeneralTigon Pictures Ltd. Also, how cool is this poster?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/4546420_l5.jpg4546420_l5Tigon Pictures Ltd. And an interesting wig.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/tower_of_london_1962_poster_02.jpgtower_of_london_1962_poster_02Tigon Picture Ltd. 78 minutes? Have you ever seen a movie use its runtime as an advertising point before?2014-10-19T13:01:34+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/10/12/octoberween-second-breakfast-visits-the-madhouse/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/madhouse-088.jpgMadhouse-088He's been consumed <span><em>MGM Home Entertainment<em></span><br />https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/tumblr_l6bf1lql4z1qbhnrvo1_500.pngtumblr_l6bf1lql4z1qbhnrvo1_500<span><em>MGM Home Entertainment<em></span><br />https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/madhouse.jpgMADHOUSE<span><em>MGM Home Entertainment<em></span><br />2014-10-12T21:18:20+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/10/10/scifridays-dracula-untold-2014/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/draculauntold.jpgdraculauntold<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Universal Studios</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/dracula-untold-2.jpgDracula Untold<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Universal Studios</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/dracula-970x545.jpgDracula-970x545<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Universal Studios</em></span>https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/dracula_untold_poster.jpgDracula_Untold_poster<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Universal Studios</em></span>2014-10-11T06:39:22+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/10/05/octoberween-second-breakfast-visits-the-house-on-haunted-hill/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/800px-vincent_price_in_house_on_haunted_hill.jpg800px-Vincent_Price_in_House_on_Haunted_Hillhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/capture.pngCaptureI know this shouldn't be scary, but it is.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/haunted-hill-1.jpgHaunted-Hill-12014-10-05T15:16:09+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/10/03/scifridays-stakeland-2010/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/screen-shot-2014-10-02-at-8-41-07-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-10-02 at 8.41.07 PM<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Glass Eye Pix</em></span><br />https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/screen-shot-2014-10-02-at-8-40-37-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-10-02 at 8.40.37 PM<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Glass Eye Pix</em></span><br />https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/screen-shot-2014-10-02-at-8-40-15-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-10-02 at 8.40.15 PM<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Glass Eye Pix</em></span><br />https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/mv5bmtg4ntywndc0mf5bml5banbnxkftztcwndg1nzm5na-_v1_sx640_sy720_.jpgMV5BMTg4NTYwNDc0MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDg1NzM5NA@@._V1_SX640_SY720_<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Glass Eye Pix</em></span><br />2014-10-04T18:09:57+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/09/30/rooster-illusions-3rd-annual-octoberween-spooktacular/2014-10-01T03:02:53+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/09/28/second-breakfast-a-clever-pun-on-the-word-filth/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/filth-movie.jpgfilth-movie<span><em>Steel Mill Productions<em></span><br />https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/hqdefault.jpghqdefault<span><em>Steel Mill Productions<em></span><br />https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/filth-quad-poster-1.jpgfilth-quad-poster-1<span><em>Steel Mill Productions<em></span><br />2014-09-28T20:21:53+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/01/11/scifridays-piranha-3d/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/mv5bmtu3ndg2nty4nl5bml5banbnxkftztcwmtm0ote3mw-_v1-_sy317_.jpgMV5BMTU3NDg2NTY4Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTM0OTE3Mw@@._V1._SY317_https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/piranha-3d.jpgPiranha 3Dhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/a_610x408.jpga_610x4082014-09-27T22:30:08+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/01/18/scifridays-swamp-shark/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/swampshark.jpgswampsharkIt's right behind me, isn't it. https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/swamp_shark_dvd.jpgSwamp_Shark_DVD2014-09-27T22:29:08+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/01/25/scifridays-the-lost-tribe/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/screen-shot-2013-01-24-at-11-14-51-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-01-24 at 11.14.51 PMLeft - Original, Right- Newhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/forgot0510_1_innerbig.jpgforgot0510_1_innerbighttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/screen-shot-2013-01-24-at-10-44-24-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-01-24 at 10.44.24 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/screen-shot-2013-01-24-at-10-35-41-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-01-24 at 10.35.41 PMPictured: True wuv.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/screen-shot-2013-01-24-at-10-30-13-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-01-24 at 10.30.13 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/the-lost-tribe.jpgthe-lost-tribe2014-09-27T22:27:27+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/02/01/scifridays-the-forgotten-ones-after-dusk-they-come/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-01-31-at-9-03-50-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-01-31 at 9.03.50 PMPAPYRUS! https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-01-31-at-10-19-58-pm.jpgScreen shot 2013-01-31 at 10.19.58 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-01-31-at-9-47-41-pm.jpgScreen shot 2013-01-31 at 9.47.41 PM"Why am I marrying this guy again?"https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/600full-the-forgotten-ones-poster.jpg600full-the-forgotten-ones-posterFor you non-Deutsch speakers - "A new dimension in terror."2014-09-27T22:26:43+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/02/08/scifridays-donner-pass/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-07-at-8-24-26-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-02-07 at 8.24.26 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-07-at-7-58-35-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-02-07 at 7.58.35 PM"Yes, a wendigo. I concur." Thanks, Derrick! https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-07-at-7-54-20-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-02-07 at 7.54.20 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/002003b6_medium.jpeg002003b6_mediumhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/mv5bndi1mzu0mtc4ml5bml5banbnxkftztcwmdyxote0nq-_v1_sy317_cr30214317_.jpgMV5BNDI1MzU0MTc4Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDYxOTE0NQ@@._V1_SY317_CR3,0,214,317_2014-09-27T22:24:07+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/02/15/scifridays-my-bloody-valentine-1981/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-15-at-12-34-39-am.pngScreen shot 2013-02-15 at 12.34.39 AMUgh. WOMEN, amIright?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-14-at-11-55-36-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-02-14 at 11.55.36 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-14-at-11-54-03-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-02-14 at 11.54.03 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/mv5bndyzntuzmtmwmv5bml5banbnxkftztcwntq5nzkwnq-_v1_sy317_cr60214317_.jpgMV5BNDYzNTUzMTMwMV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTQ5NzkwNQ@@._V1_SY317_CR6,0,214,317_2014-09-27T22:22:45+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/02/22/scifridays-my-bloody-valentine-2009-2/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-15-at-8-26-57-pm-copy.jpgScreen shot 2013-02-15 at 8.26.57 PM copyTimestamp: 3:49https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/4d67d39e9d5fa.jpg4d67d39e9d5faWho left this here?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/bloodyvalentine3dfinal.jpgBloodyvalentine3dfinalhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-16-at-12-36-30-am.pngScreen shot 2013-02-16 at 12.36.30 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-16-at-12-20-21-am.pngScreen shot 2013-02-16 at 12.20.21 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-15-at-8-26-57-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-02-15 at 8.26.57 PM2014-09-27T22:21:09+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/02/28/scifridays-the-raven-2012/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/45a6041514b6da48d6671ae459ebccbd-copy1.jpg45a6041514b6da48d6671ae459ebccbd copyWhich is the real Poe?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/mv5bmje4mju4oduxof5bml5banbnxkftztcwmtk5nty2nw-_v1_sy317_cr00214317_.jpgMV5BMjE4MjU4ODUxOF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTk5NTY2Nw@@._V1_SY317_CR0,0,214,317_https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/john-cusack-in-the-raven.jpgjohn-cusack-in-the-ravenhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/45a6041514b6da48d6671ae459ebccbd-copy.jpg45a6041514b6da48d6671ae459ebccbd copyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/03-02poe_full_600.jpg03-02poe_full_600John Cusack in...a romantic role? Inconceivable! 2014-09-27T22:19:37+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/03/08/scifridays-in-search-of-lovecraft-2008/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/images.jpegimageshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/arkham-horror-intro.jpgarkham-horror-introhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-07-at-11-22-14-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-07 at 11.22.14 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-07-at-11-14-01-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-07 at 11.14.01 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-07-at-11-10-32-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-07 at 11.10.32 PMPictured here performing 'ballistic massage'.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-07-at-11-02-21-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-07 at 11.02.21 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-07-at-10-49-15-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-07 at 10.49.15 PM"This is my protection ritual" (Actual quote)https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-07-at-10-23-15-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-07 at 10.23.15 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-07-at-9-48-56-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-07 at 9.48.56 PMNot a High Schooler.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-07-at-9-45-21-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-07 at 9.45.21 PMPAPYRUS!!!2014-09-27T22:15:16+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/03/14/scifridays-something-beneath-2007/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-14-at-10-05-43-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-14 at 10.05.43 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-14-at-9-26-11-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-14 at 9.26.11 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-14-at-8-51-55-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-14 at 8.51.55 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-14-at-8-34-34-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-14 at 8.34.34 PMThere's also a tiny dog. It's not his. https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/spenner_world-of-goo.jpgspenner_world-of-goohttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/something_beneath_dvd.jpgSomething_beneath_dvdhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/21980.jpg21980Yeah. THIS Kevin Sorbo.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/1faentz.gif1faEnTzNo...not this sentient being with hallucinogenic properties.2014-09-27T22:13:13+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/03/22/scifridays-100-million-bc-2008/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/mv5bmjaxmzcwmteznl5bml5banbnxkftztcwmta2mzm3mq-_v1_sy317_cr60214317_.jpgMV5BMjAxMzcwMTEzNl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTA2MzM3MQ@@._V1_SY317_CR6,0,214,317_https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-21-at-9-47-21-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-21 at 9.47.21 PMDoes this century make me look fat?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-21-at-9-09-51-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-21 at 9.09.51 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-21-at-9-07-35-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-21 at 9.07.35 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-21-at-8-44-20-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-21 at 8.44.20 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-21-at-8-41-03-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-21 at 8.41.03 PMGame face.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-21-at-8-36-55-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-21 at 8.36.55 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-21-at-8-30-13-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-21 at 8.30.13 PM2014-09-27T22:10:32+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/03/29/scifridays-tucker-dale-vs-evil-2010/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/tucker-and-dale.jpgtucker-and-dalehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-28-at-11-03-58-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-28 at 11.03.58 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-28-at-10-24-05-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-28 at 10.24.05 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-28-at-10-20-56-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-28 at 10.20.56 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-28-at-10-20-22-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-28 at 10.20.22 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-28-at-9-47-01-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-28 at 9.47.01 PMThis is the face only a Whedon fan could love.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo_05.jpgphoto_052014-09-27T22:09:08+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/04/05/scifridays-cabin-in-the-woods-2011/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/mv5bntuxnzyymjg2n15bml5banbnxkftztcwmtexnzexnw-_v1_sx214_.jpgMV5BNTUxNzYyMjg2N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTExNzExNw@@._V1_SX214_https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/cabininthewoodsbdcap8_original.jpgcabininthewoodsbdcap8_originalhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/cabin-in-the-woods-trailer-1.jpgcabin-in-the-woods-trailer-1https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/cabin-in-the-woods-richard-jenkins-bradley-whitford.jpgcabin-in-the-woods-richard-jenkins-bradley-whitfordhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/cabin-in-the-woods_320.jpgcabin-in-the-woods_320Like, you know. This guy, wielding a thermos.2014-09-27T22:07:48+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/04/12/scifridays-evil-dead-2013/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_189297_evil-dead-2013-red-band-trailer-2-hd.jpgimg_189297_evil-dead-2013-red-band-trailer-2-hdhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/evildead2013.jpgEvilDead2013This is 'tame', believe it or not.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/evil-dead-poster.jpgEvil-Dead-Posterhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/evil_dead2.jpgEvil_Dead22014-09-27T22:06:16+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/04/19/scifridays-red-water-2003/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-19-at-12-57-02-am.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-19 at 12.57.02 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-19-at-12-52-15-am.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-19 at 12.52.15 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-19-at-10-01-29-am.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-19 at 10.01.29 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-19-at-9-55-34-am.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-19 at 9.55.34 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-19-at-1-23-44-am.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-19 at 1.23.44 AMAGHOEFohhhhh wait.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-19-at-1-18-12-am.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-19 at 1.18.12 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-18-at-11-26-16-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-18 at 11.26.16 PMAlso Coolio. Did I mention Coolio?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/red-water-movie.jpgred-water-movie2014-09-27T22:05:12+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/04/26/scifridays-primal-2010/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-25-at-4-35-03-pm-e1366922936538.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-25 at 4.35.03 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-25-at-4-32-50-pm-e1366922898433.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-25 at 4.32.50 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-25-at-4-30-54-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-25 at 4.30.54 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-25-at-4-29-17-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-25 at 4.29.17 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-25-at-3-26-34-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-25 at 3.26.34 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-25-at-3-25-13-pm-e1366922432579.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-25 at 3.25.13 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-25-at-3-11-46-pm-e1366922378473.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-25 at 3.11.46 PMTeamwork!https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-25-at-3-07-04-pm-e1366922328858.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-25 at 3.07.04 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-25-at-2-28-20-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-25 at 2.28.20 PMThis is less than 3 minutes in.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/mv5bmjeyoda3ndg0mf5bml5banbnxkftztcwnjaymdcwna-_v1_sx214_.jpgMV5BMjEyODA3NDg0MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjAyMDcwNA@@._V1_SX214_2014-09-27T21:56:27+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/05/03/scifridays-bait-2011/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/mv5bmtyznju4ntc5mv5bml5banbnxkftztcwnde0nzazoa-_v1_sy317_cr40214317_.jpgMV5BMTYzNjU4NTc5MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNDE0NzAzOA@@._V1_SY317_CR4,0,214,317_https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-03-at-12-45-25-am.pngScreen Shot 2013-05-03 at 12.45.25 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-03-at-12-28-42-am.pngScreen Shot 2013-05-03 at 12.28.42 AMFangirl?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-03-at-12-28-08-am.pngScreen Shot 2013-05-03 at 12.28.08 AMDead. Serious.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-03-at-12-05-43-am.pngScreen Shot 2013-05-03 at 12.05.43 AMI just want a HUG.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-03-at-12-03-57-am.pngScreen Shot 2013-05-03 at 12.03.57 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-02-at-11-56-17-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-05-02 at 11.56.17 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-02-at-11-36-57-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-05-02 at 11.36.57 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-02-at-11-35-08-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-05-02 at 11.35.08 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-02-at-11-20-25-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-05-02 at 11.20.25 PM2014-09-27T21:54:59+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/05/10/scifridays-shark-week-2012/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/sharkweek_large.jpgsharkweek_largehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-08-at-11-20-24-pm-e1368070493427.pngScreen Shot 2013-05-08 at 11.20.24 PMFor 3/4 of this film, I thought it starred 'Rodeo' from 'Rock of Love'. No joke.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-08-at-11-10-56-pm-e1368070525339.pngScreen Shot 2013-05-08 at 11.10.56 PMIt's refreshing, minus the shark.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-08-at-10-27-09-pm-e1368070578612.pngScreen Shot 2013-05-08 at 10.27.09 PMThis is how they chose to show death.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-08-at-10-08-25-pm-e1368070604192.pngScreen Shot 2013-05-08 at 10.08.25 PMI'm just gonna slip these...off...kay?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-08-at-10-07-19-pm-e1368070662478.pngScreen Shot 2013-05-08 at 10.07.19 PMDon't be grumpy, madman.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-08-at-9-56-28-pm-e1368070690479.pngScreen Shot 2013-05-08 at 9.56.28 PMDuuuuhnuh. Duuuuuhnuh. Duhnuhduhnuhduhnuh...HENCHMEN2014-09-27T21:53:32+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/05/17/scifridays-hanselgretel-2013/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/images.jpegimageshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/hanselandgretel_large.jpghanselandgretel_largehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-16-at-5-04-50-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-05-16 at 5.04.50 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-16-at-4-35-07-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-05-16 at 4.35.07 PMYeah this about sums it up.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-16-at-4-20-17-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-05-16 at 4.20.17 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-16-at-3-57-24-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-05-16 at 3.57.24 PMNonononononononononono. No.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-16-at-3-43-34-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-05-16 at 3.43.34 PMI...I'm a vegetarian!!https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-16-at-2-54-33-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-05-16 at 2.54.33 PMAww, siblings.2014-09-27T21:52:16+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/05/24/scifridays-demonic-2005/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/5347268_det.jpg5347268_dethttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-24-at-10-18-43-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-05-24 at 10.18.43 PMIf your prosthetic head is this bad, don't linger the shot. https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-24-at-10-01-33-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-05-24 at 10.01.33 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-24-at-9-51-12-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-05-24 at 9.51.12 PMDid we just kill a guy? /yawnhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-24-at-9-31-39-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-05-24 at 9.31.39 PMEven one of the bad guys is apathetic.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-24-at-9-30-05-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-05-24 at 9.30.05 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-24-at-8-47-11-pm-e1369448814989.pngScreen Shot 2013-05-24 at 8.47.11 PMThis is all I can legally show you.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-24-at-8-27-56-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-05-24 at 8.27.56 PMAlso this movie is in 2005, which apparently the 90's in English time.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-24-at-8-05-09-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-05-24 at 8.05.09 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-24-at-8-04-22-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-05-24 at 8.04.22 PM2014-09-27T21:36:31+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/05/31/scifridays-grave-encounters-2011/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/graveencounterstf.jpegGraveEncountersTFAwwwwww yeah.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/images1.jpegimagesMatt was pretty rad. https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/images-2.jpegimages (2)https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/images-1.jpegimages (1)I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me. https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/grave-encounters.pnggrave-encountershttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/grave-encounters-02.jpgGrave-Encounters-022014-09-27T21:34:00+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/06/07/scifridays-hypothermia-2010/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/hypothermia-rooker.jpghypothermia rookerhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/hypothermia-poster.jpgHypothermia-Posterhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/hypothermia.jpghypothermiahttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/images.jpegimages2014-09-27T21:32:21+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/06/14/scifridays-mummy-maniac-2007-blood-gnome-2004/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/51oenf5c0tl.jpg51OENF5C0TLhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/4697146_l1.jpg4697146_l1Terrifying.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/7984234.jpg7984234https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/bldgnome.jpgbldgnomeYup.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/gnomewhat.jpggnomewhatThis is the best part. Wish I was joking.2014-09-27T21:25:12+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/06/21/scifridays-the-black-cauldron-1985/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/6a00e54ee7b6428833013487853f66970c-500wi.jpg6a00e54ee7b6428833013487853f66970c-500wiBoys, amIright?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/black-cauldron-hen-wen-pig-vision.jpgblack cauldron hen wen pig visionhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/5621-bcg-1-500x0.jpg5621.BCG-1.jpg-500x0IMPLICATIONShttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/henwen-the-black-cauldron-19133023-339-270.jpgHenwen-the-black-cauldron-19133023-339-270https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/the-black-cauldron-1985.jpgthe-black-cauldron-1985https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/the-black-cauldron-still-3.jpgThe-Black-Cauldron-still-3https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/what-were-the-most-disturbing-disney-deaths-1609457916-feb-8-2013-1-600x400.jpgwhat-were-the-most-disturbing-disney-deaths-1609457916-feb-8-2013-1-600x400Seriously, straight up nightmare fuel. 2014-09-27T21:22:06+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/07/05/scifridays-beast-beneath-2011/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-05-at-11-01-39-am.pngScreen Shot 2013-07-05 at 11.01.39 AMOf COURSE the grad student is doing the work.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mv5bmtcymzq5mzuynf5bml5banbnxkftztcwmzc1nzqznw-_v1_sy317_cr50214317_.jpgMV5BMTcyMzQ5MzUyNF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzc1NzQzNw@@._V1_SY317_CR5,0,214,317_https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/201306030538_beast-beneath-2.jpg201306030538_beast-beneath-2https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/5hbmj.jpg5HbMJ2014-09-27T21:20:25+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/07/11/scifridays-sharknado-2013/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/a_560x0.jpga_560x0https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/sharknado_1.jpgsharknado_1https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/sharknado-4.jpgSharknado - 2013Ah. My leg. https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/tara-reid-sharknado.jpgtara-reid-sharknado"I die a little every time they call me Mom."2014-09-27T21:18:54+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/07/19/scifridays-the-reef-2010/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/bsm-sc-reef2310e1.jpgBSM-SC-REEF2310e1https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-18-at-11-05-34-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-07-18 at 11.05.34 PMSCORE.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-18-at-11-51-32-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-07-18 at 11.51.32 PMIt makes up for it with gorgeous shots the rest of the time.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-19-at-12-07-00-am.pngScreen Shot 2013-07-19 at 12.07.00 AMPictured: A problem.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/the-reef-movie-poster12.jpgthe-reef-movie-poster122014-09-27T21:17:32+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/07/26/scifridays-fear-island-2009/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mv5bmtqymjc1njq4nl5bml5banbnxkftztcwotq4odm4mg-_v1_sy317_cr150214317_.jpgMV5BMTQyMjc1NjQ4Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTQ4ODM4Mg@@._V1_SY317_CR15,0,214,317_https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img-thing.jpegimg-thingUgh. Another twist?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/aaf7.jpgaaf7<3https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/600full-fear-island-screenshot.jpg600full-fear-island-screenshot2014-09-27T21:16:10+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/08/02/scifridays-elfie-hopkins-cannibal-hunter-2012/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/1elfie-hopkins-still-3040612-726x248.jpg1Elfie-Hopkins-Still-3040612-726x248Hipster models or cannibal hunters?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/376304_421707324548224_853437447_n.jpg376304_421707324548224_853437447_nMost fashionable cannibals ever.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/elfiehopkinscannibalhunter.jpgElfieHopkinsCannibalHunterhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/tumblr_mlmmzrsvuz1r6b5b7o3_500.giftumblr_mlmmzrsvUZ1r6b5b7o3_500Pictured; Not R.J. Berger.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-31-at-11-01-11-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-07-31 at 11.01.11 PM2014-09-27T21:14:40+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/08/09/scifridays-raging-sharks-2005-shark-week-special/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/220px-raging_sharks.jpg220px-Raging_Sharkshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/great_white_shark_1.jpgGreat_White_Shark_1Is this not the chubbiest, cutest little shark?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/pdvd_005.jpgPdvd_005https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/pdvd_009.jpgPdvd_009Pictured: Smart Aleck. Studying science.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/raging_sharks_snap1.jpgRaging_Sharks_snap1Also, chinstrap. Really.2014-09-27T21:11:11+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/08/16/scifridays-rites-of-spring-2011/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/offer_not_valid_after_memorial_day.jpgOffer_not_valid_after_Memorial_Dayhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/rites-of-spring-poster.jpgRites of Spring posterhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ritesofspring2011-05_zpsf7c5f86a.jpgRitesOfSpring2011-05_zpsf7c5f86aI would like to die right over....there. Yup. There.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/vlcsnap-2013-05-19-07h12.pngvlcsnap-2013-05-19-07h12WMSV. 2014-09-27T21:08:14+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/08/23/scifridays-yellow-brick-road-2010/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/yellowbrickroad_1.jpgYellowBrickRoad_1https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/yellowbrickroad_movie_poster_2010.jpgYellowBrickRoad_movie_poster_2010https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/yellowbrickroad-20111.pngYellowBrickRoad-20111https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/yellowbrickroad-yellow-brick-road-movie-berries-woods.jpgyellowbrickroad-yellow-brick-road-movie-berries-woods2014-09-27T21:06:04+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/08/30/scifridays-the-slaughterhouse-massacre-2005/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-29-at-4-24-09-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-08-29 at 4.24.09 PMNo party I went to ever. #nerdhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-29-at-4-59-14-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-08-29 at 4.59.14 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-29-at-5-15-00-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-08-29 at 5.15.00 PMMost of the movie looked like this.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-29-at-5-52-24-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-08-29 at 5.52.24 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-29-at-6-09-23-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-08-29 at 6.09.23 PMPictured: Maybe a killer? https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-29-at-11-20-39-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-08-29 at 11.20.39 PMGratuitous underwear!https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/mv5bmtk0nzu4ntg4ov5bml5banbnxkftztcwnjq2mdkymq-_v1_sy317_cr20214317_.jpgMV5BMTk0NzU4NTg4OV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjQ2MDkyMQ@@._V1_SY317_CR2,0,214,317_2014-09-27T21:04:44+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/09/06/scifridays-riddick-2013/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/1239147_10200844731664781_797821471_o.jpg1239147_10200844731664781_797821471_ohttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/banner.jpgBannerBeing king SUCKShttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/riddick_photo_01.jpgRiddick_Photo_01Oh and there were monsters I guess.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/riddick-3-the-chronicles-of-riddick-32290096-2048-1151.jpgRiddick-3-the-chronicles-of-riddick-32290096-2048-1151https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/riddick-2013-movie-french-poster-600x800.jpgRiddick-2013-Movie-French-Poster-600x8002014-09-27T21:02:48+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/09/13/scifridays-the-collector-2009-the-collection-2012/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/05-the-collection-071112.jpg05-The-Collection-071112https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/the_collection_1.jpgThe_Collection_1https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/the-collection-c_110211_7499_rgb.jpgthe-collection-C_110211_7499_rgbPictured: A sticky wicket.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/the-collection-nightclub.jpgthe-collection-nightclubhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/thecollectionposter.jpgTheCollectionPosterhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/coll2.jpgcoll2I get weird 'Firefly' reaver flashbacks from this still.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/the-collector-horror-006.jpgthe-collector-horror-006https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/mv5bmtq4ntu3ote3of5bml5banbnxkftztcwntkxmja3mg-_v1-_sx640_sy948_.jpgMV5BMTQ4NTU3OTE3OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTkxMjA3Mg@@._V1._SX640_SY948_2014-09-27T21:01:25+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/09/20/scifridays-american-mary-2012/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/american-mary-poster.jpgamerican-mary-posterhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/american_mary_red_t600.jpgAmerican_Mary_red_t600https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/american-mary-trailer.jpgAmerican-Mary-trailerhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/american-mary.jpgamerican-maryhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/katharineisabelleinamericanmary.jpgKatharine+Isabelle+in+American+Maryhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/soapbox.jpgsoapbox2014-09-27T20:59:14+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/10/04/scifridays-dying-breed-2008/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/dying-1.pngDying-1https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/dying-breed-5.jpgdying-breed-5https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/dyingbreed03.jpgDyingBreed03https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/dyingbreed03.pngdyingbreed03https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/mv5bmtgzmdk0ntc5mf5bml5banbnxkftztcwoduymjk5mq-_v1_sy317_cr00214317_.jpgMV5BMTgzMDk0NTc5MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODUyMjk5MQ@@._V1_SY317_CR0,0,214,317_2014-09-27T20:54:22+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/10/11/scifridays-uninhabited-2010/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/hqdefault.jpghqdefaulthttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/uiq02.jpguiq02https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/uninhabited_ver2_xlg.jpguninhabited_ver2_xlghttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/uninhabited.jpguninhabited2014-09-27T20:51:35+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/10/18/scifridays-rogue-201/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/220px-rogueposter2007.jpg220px-Rogueposter2007https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/rogue-2-lst066788_big.jpgrogue-2-LST066788_bighttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-14-at-8-40-47-pm.pngScreen 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PM2014-09-27T20:50:31+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/10/25/scifridays-the-ruins-2008/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/e47eb44aa17b0cabf2a63f52d4d7decc-1.jpge47eb44aa17b0cabf2a63f52d4d7decc (1)https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-23-at-8-29-45-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-10-23 at 8.29.45 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-23-at-8-29-50-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-10-23 at 8.29.50 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-23-at-8-30-07-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-10-23 at 8.30.07 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-23-at-8-47-22-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-10-23 at 8.47.22 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-23-at-9-15-30-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-10-23 at 9.15.30 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-23-at-9-40-32-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-10-23 at 9.40.32 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-23-at-9-46-59-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-10-23 at 9.46.59 PM2014-09-27T20:49:20+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/10/31/scifridays-needle-2010/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/needle_promo-poster.jpgNeedle_promo-posterhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-30-at-8-28-04-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-10-30 at 8.28.04 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-30-at-8-53-22-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-10-30 at 8.53.22 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-30-at-9-48-03-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-10-30 at 9.48.03 PMDuuuuh nuh. Duuuuh nuh. Duhnuhduhnuhduhnuhduhnuh MURDERRRRRRhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-30-at-10-25-29-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-10-30 at 10.25.29 PM2014-09-27T20:47:58+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/11/08/scifridays-prey-2010/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/11158009_800-1.jpg11158009_800 (1)https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-13-at-8-11-09-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-10-13 at 8.11.09 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-13-at-8-13-42-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-10-13 at 8.13.42 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-13-at-8-23-14-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-10-13 at 8.23.14 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-13-at-8-37-10-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-10-13 at 8.37.10 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-13-at-9-31-31-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-10-13 at 9.31.31 PM2014-09-27T20:46:28+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/11/15/scifridays-grave-encounters-2-2012/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/grave_encounters_2_-_still.jpgGrave_Encounters_2_-_stillhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/grave-encounters-2.jpgGrave-Encounters-2https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/graveencounters2-still1.jpgGraveEncounters2-Still1Technically part of the movie, I promise.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/graveencounters2dvd-f.jpgGraveEncounters2DVD-F2014-09-27T20:37:48+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/11/22/scifridays-vhs-2012/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/4.jpg4https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/hannah-fierman-vhs.pnghannah-fierman-vhshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/k8swy.jpgk8swyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/vhs_1-e1340407356384.pngvhs_1-e1340407356384https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/vhs-film-poster.jpgVhs-film-posterhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/vlcsnap-2012-08-10-14h25m12s99.pngvlcsnap-2012-08-10-14h25m12s992014-09-27T20:36:43+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/12/06/scifridays-vhs2-2013/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/alienface.jpgalienfacehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/download.jpegdownloadhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/v-h-s-2_poster.jpgV-H-S-2_Posterhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/vhs-2-ride-in-the-park.jpgvhs-2-ride-in-the-parkhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/vhs2_zps3741f83b.pngvhs2_zps3741f83b2014-09-27T20:35:57+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/12/13/scifridays-grabbers-2012/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/grabbers_3.jpggrabbers_3https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/grabbers_nvizible_vfx_01a.jpgGRABBERS_NVIZIBLE_VFX_01ALook at this corner full of nope. https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/grabbers-movie-poster.jpggrabbers-movie-posterhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/grabbers.jpgGrabbershttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/grabbers1.jpggrabbers1I can just see the TV pilot.2014-09-27T20:34:45+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/12/20/scifridays-rare-exports-2010/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/rare_exports_poster01.jpgrare_exports_poster01https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/screen-shot-2013-12-20-at-1-38-43-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-12-20 at 1.38.43 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/screen-shot-2013-12-20-at-2-21-13-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-12-20 at 2.21.13 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/screen-shot-2013-12-20-at-2-33-27-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-12-20 at 2.33.27 PMOh, hey nightmares.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/screen-shot-2013-12-20-at-2-49-11-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-12-20 at 2.49.11 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/screen-shot-2013-12-20-at-2-55-54-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-12-20 at 2.55.54 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/screen-shot-2013-12-20-at-2-56-24-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-12-20 at 2.56.24 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/screen-shot-2013-12-20-at-3-01-10-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-12-20 at 3.01.10 PMThose are all old men.2014-09-27T20:33:42+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/01/03/scifridays-devils-pass-2013/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/mv5bmjmzotmxmta3n15bml5banbnxkftztgwndg4mdawmde-_v1_sx214_.jpgMV5BMjMzOTMxMTA3N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNDg4MDAwMDE@._V1_SX214_https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/img_9638.jpgIMG_9638https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/devils-pass-review.jpgdevils-pass-reviewhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/devils-pass-movie-dyatlov-pass-incident-dogs-group-photo.jpgdevils-pass-movie-dyatlov-pass-incident-dogs-group-photo2014-09-27T20:32:33+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/01/10/scifridays-darkness-falls-2003/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/darknessfalls.jpgDarknessFallsSource: http://bit.ly/1cIoq7chttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/screen-shot-2014-01-09-at-9-45-39-pm.pngScreen Shot 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PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/mv5bmji3mzixnzm0ov5bml5banbnxkftztgwndezotqxmde-_v1_sx640_sy720_.jpgMV5BMjI3MzIxNzM0OV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNDEzOTQxMDE@._V1_SX640_SY720_source: http://bit.ly/1d1l14Shttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/screen-shot-2014-02-25-at-4-30-31-pm-e1393599262557.pngScreen Shot 2014-02-25 at 4.30.31 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/screen-shot-2014-02-25-at-5-13-50-pm-e1393599299689.pngScreen Shot 2014-02-25 at 5.13.50 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/screen-shot-2014-02-25-at-5-32-56-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-02-25 at 5.32.56 PMNo, seriously. What's going on?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/screen-shot-2014-02-25-at-5-33-55-pm-e1393599390983.pngScreen Shot 2014-02-25 at 5.33.55 PMNo, seriously. What?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/screen-shot-2014-02-25-at-5-35-15-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-02-25 at 5.35.15 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/screen-shot-2014-02-28-at-8-34-54-am.pngScreen Shot 2014-02-28 at 8.34.54 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/screen-shot-2014-02-28-at-8-38-35-am.pngScreen Shot 2014-02-28 at 8.38.35 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/screen-shot-2014-02-28-at-9-22-04-am.pngScreen Shot 2014-02-28 at 9.22.04 AM2014-09-27T20:21:00+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/03/07/scifridays-cottage-country-2013/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/cottage-country.jpgcottage-countrysource: http://bit.ly/1kCLTNohttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/screen-shot-2014-03-07-at-9-39-30-am.pngScreen Shot 2014-03-07 at 9.39.30 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/screen-shot-2014-03-07-at-9-40-08-am.pngScreen Shot 2014-03-07 at 9.40.08 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/screen-shot-2014-03-07-at-9-40-43-am.pngScreen Shot 2014-03-07 at 9.40.43 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/screen-shot-2014-03-07-at-9-41-20-am.pngScreen Shot 2014-03-07 at 9.41.20 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/screen-shot-2014-03-07-at-9-42-26-am.pngScreen Shot 2014-03-07 at 9.42.26 AM2014-09-27T19:35:06+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/03/14/scifridays-100th-post-extravaganza-the-fall-2006-a-giveaway/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/mv5bmjazoduwmjm1m15bml5banbnxkftztcwnju2mju2mq-_v1_sx640_sy720_.jpgMV5BMjAzODUwMjM1M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjU2MjU2MQ@@._V1_SX640_SY720_https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/qde6hfh.gifQde6HfHYou may know him better as Thraundil these days. source: http://bit.ly/1iJHJP7https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/screen-shot-2014-03-14-at-10-29-28-am.pngScreen Shot 2014-03-14 at 10.29.28 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/screen-shot-2014-03-14-at-10-29-12-am.pngScreen Shot 2014-03-14 at 10.29.12 AMYou and me both, kid.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/screen-shot-2014-03-14-at-10-28-53-am.pngScreen Shot 2014-03-14 at 10.28.53 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/screen-shot-2014-03-14-at-10-28-13-am.pngScreen Shot 2014-03-14 at 10.28.13 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/screen-shot-2014-03-14-at-10-27-43-am.pngScreen Shot 2014-03-14 at 10.27.43 AM2014-09-27T19:33:52+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/03/21/scifridays-killer-mountain-2011/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/81hcytkwoul-_sl1125_.jpg81HCYTKwouL._SL1125_https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/killer_mountain.pngkiller_mountainBest picture I could find, sorry. source: http://bit.ly/PYget4https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/screen-shot-2014-03-21-at-2-12-14-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-03-21 at 2.12.14 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/screen-shot-2014-03-21-at-2-12-28-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-03-21 at 2.12.28 PMPeople may have actually climbed things.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/screen-shot-2014-03-21-at-2-14-31-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-03-21 at 2.14.31 PM2014-09-27T19:32:08+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/08/01/scifridays-takes-off-with-the-guardians-of-the-galaxy-2014/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/meet-the-guardians-of-the-galaxy.jpgMeet-The-Guardians-of-the-Galaxyhttp://bit.ly/1xIhbUHhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/lee.jpgLeeSame guy. I swear. http://bit.ly/1lhHT0M http://bit.ly/1n9eJRj https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/james-gunn-talks-guardians-of-the-galaxy-132638-a-1366353654.jpgjames-gunn-talks-guardians-of-the-galaxy-132638-a-1366353654http://bit.ly/1qOLpaZhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/hr_guardians_of_the_galaxy_46.jpghr_Guardians_of_the_Galaxy_46http://bit.ly/WQBBQthttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/guardians-of-the-galaxy-behind-the-scenes-1.jpgGuardians-of-the-Galaxy-Behind-The-Scenes-1http://bit.ly/1tAPHmthttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/guardians-of-the-galaxy-03.jpgguardians-of-the-galaxy-03http://bit.ly/1n9exl12014-09-27T19:30:03+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/03/28/scifridays-the-devils-carnival-2012/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/screen-shot-2014-03-27-at-9-20-00-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-03-27 at 9.20.00 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http://bit.ly/1fsZg1q2014-09-27T19:21:41+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/05/09/scifridays-the-house-of-the-devil-2009/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/the-house-of-the-devil-image-2.jpegThe-house-of-the-devil-image-2http://bit.ly/1jaFzGwhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/7.jpg7http://www.magpictures.com/resources/presskits/houseofthedevil/7.jpghttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/600full-the-house-of-the-devil-poster.jpg600full-the-house-of-the-devil-posterhttp://bit.ly/1saPPUu2014-09-27T19:20:21+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/05/23/scifridays-mini-reviews/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/sharktopus_dvd.jpgSHARKTOPUS_DVDhttp://bit.ly/1jDvzvshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/mv5bmtqznta5mtewn15bml5banbnxkftztcwmdk1odu5oq-_v1_sy317_cr00214317_al_.jpgMV5BMTQzNTA5MTEwN15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDk1ODU5OQ@@._V1_SY317_CR0,0,214,317_AL_https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/7043.jpg7043http://bit.ly/1kp7NlFhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/mega_shark_versus_mecha_shark.jpgMega_Shark_Versus_Mecha_Sharksource: http://bit.ly/1vGFRyT2014-09-27T19:18:54+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/07/25/scifridays-hercules-2014/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/hercules-dwayne-johnson.jpghercules-dwayne-johnsonhttp://bit.ly/1t1xzSkhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/hercules-7.jpgHercules-7https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/hercules_ver2_xlg.jpghercules_ver2_xlghttp://bit.ly/1nFqNjahttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/hercules-new-picture.jpgHercules New Picturehttp://bit.ly/1mLmEUNhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/978x.jpg978xThis guy is my favorite. http://bit.ly/1rB69ke2014-09-27T19:15:43+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/07/30/scifridays-sharknado-2-the-second-one-2014/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/sharknado.jpgsharknadohttp://bit.ly/UMpKBbhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/sharknado-2-enough-said.jpgsharknado-2-enough-saidhttp://bit.ly/1AAztLVhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/1391117184000-sharknado2.jpg1391117184000-Sharknado2http://bit.ly/1oNqBOdhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/lupjfkr2ntjd596hyzim.jpglupjfkr2ntjd596hyzimhttp://bit.ly/1pGYzAd2014-09-27T19:13:47+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/08/02/scifridays-sharktopus-vs-pteracuda-2014/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/screen-shot-2014-08-02-at-7-31-48-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-08-02 at 7.31.48 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/screen-shot-2014-07-01-at-2-25-02-pm.pngScreen-shot-2014-07-01-at-2.25.02-PMhttp://bit.ly/1nZkCFShttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/la-et-st-sharktopus-vs-pteracuda-20140715.jpegla-et-st-sharktopus-vs-pteracuda-20140715http://bit.ly/1ojvBVHhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/conan-o-brien.jpgconan-o-brienhttp://bit.ly/1s0o5q9https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/svp_official_poster-1-720x1080.jpgSVP_official_poster-1-720x1080http://bit.ly/1qSfaYi2014-09-27T19:09:04+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/08/08/scifridays-jaws-1975/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ja_nurse.jpgJA_nurseClick for Shark Savershttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/jaws_robert_shaw_roy_scheider_richard_dreyfuss.jpgjaws_robert_shaw_roy_scheider_richard_dreyfusshttp://bit.ly/V2duglhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/jaws.jpgjawsIt's behind me, isn't it. http://bit.ly/1ov51cshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/scheider.jpgScheiderhttp://bit.ly/1oJaq3Zhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/41h5zqqn4rl-_sy300_.jpg41H5ZQQN4RL._SY300_http://bit.ly/1sCNipA2014-09-27T19:06:37+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/08/15/scifridays-jaws-2-1978/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/vlcsnap-2012-09-08-17h15m56s248.pngvlcsnap-2012-09-08-17h15m56s248http://bit.ly/1uVrPb1https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/jaws1.jpgjawshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/jaws-2-v1.jpgJaws-2-v1http://bit.ly/1l7ULMPhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/jaws-2-helicopter-attack.jpgjaws-2-helicopter-attack"It's right behind me, isn't it?" http://bit.ly/1BivZOuhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/03713jaws2-1.jpg03713jaws2-1http://bit.ly/VoPAMe2014-09-27T18:51:13+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/08/22/scifridays-jaws-3-1983/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/jaws-3-v1.jpgjaws-3-v1http://bit.ly/1tr8lLkhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/jaws-3-1.jpgjaws-3-1http://bit.ly/1wfXCYthttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/jaws_3_-_shark_explosion_-_3-d_effect.jpgJaws_3_-_shark_explosion_-_3-D_effecthttp://bit.ly/1s873D4https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/28930d_57aceb5ea79891f4d673a0818e3361a7.gif28930d_57aceb5ea79891f4d673a0818e3361a72014-09-27T18:50:08+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/08/29/scifridays-jaws-the-revenge-1987/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/jaws4attack.jpgjaws4attackhttp://bit.ly/1qNGelJhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/jaws-4.jpegjaws-4http://bit.ly/VVsoVRhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/jaws-4.jpgjaws-4http://bit.ly/1ll0T41https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/jaws_4_dvd1.jpgJaws_4_DVD1http://bit.ly/VVs5ua2022-11-03T20:02:16+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/09/05/scifridays-nightmare-on-elm-street-1984/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/a-nightmare-on-elm-street-1984-poster-03.pnga-nightmare-on-elm-street-1984-poster-03https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/screen-shot-2014-08-30-at-10-29-53-pm.pngScreen 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PM2014-09-27T18:48:14+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/09/12/scifridays-the-exorcist-1973/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/the-exorcist-reagan.jpgThe-Exorcist-Reaganhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/the-exorcist-levitation-hero.jpgthe-exorcist-levitation-herohttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/mv5bnzywmda0nta3m15bml5banbnxkftztcwmdcwndy3mg-_v1_sx640_sy720_.jpgMV5BNzYwMDA0NTA3M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDcwNDY3Mg@@._V1_SX640_SY720_http://bit.ly/1hyA9XG2014-09-27T18:47:11+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/09/20/scifridays-tusk-2014/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/tusk3.jpgtusk3http://bit.ly/1raMJ69https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/tusk2.jpgtusk2http://bit.ly/1p6o2Dzhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/tusk_2014_film_poster.jpgTusk_(2014_film)_posterhttp://bit.ly/1wAbB83https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/tusk-kevin-smith-586x381.jpgTusk-Kevin-Smith-586x381http://bit.ly/1ykmhfv2014-09-27T18:45:54+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2012/12/02/second-breakfast-gosford-park-just-wasnt-that-great/2014-09-26T21:11:23+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/03/03/great-movies-that-take-place-in-scotland-and-that-arent-braveheart-or-trainspotting/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dear-frankie-poster.jpgDear Frankie poster<a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00094AS9A/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B00094AS9A&linkCode=as2&tag=roosillurevi-20">Buyyyy Itttttt</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=roosillurevi-20&l=as2&o=1&a=B00094AS9A" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none!important;margin:0!important;" /> https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/brave-poster-new.jpgbrave-poster-new<a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B008YWY0HK/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B008YWY0HK&linkCode=as2&tag=roosillurevi-20">Buy it on Amazon</a><img src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=roosillurevi-20&l=as2&o=1&a=B008YWY0HK" width="1" height="1" border="0" alt="" style="border:none!important;margin:0!important;" /> https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-03-at-11-47-22-am.pngScreen shot 2013-03-03 at 11.47.22 AMThis is not the Scotland from Trainspotting.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-03-at-11-44-17-am.pngScreen shot 2013-03-03 at 11.44.17 AMMan, is he ever.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-03-at-11-42-52-am.pngScreen shot 2013-03-03 at 11.42.52 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-03-at-11-40-26-am.pngScreen shot 2013-03-03 at 11.40.26 AMI want to go to there. Oh wait, I already went.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-03-at-11-37-20-am.pngScreen shot 2013-03-03 at 11.37.20 AMGirly stuff.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-03-at-11-35-31-am.pngScreen shot 2013-03-03 at 11.35.31 AMHey, speaking of beautiful, I think it's time for a paragraph about Ewan McGregor.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/secondbreakfast-01.pngSecondBreakfast-012014-09-26T21:03:21+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/04/07/second-breakfast-slays-some-giants/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-06-at-1-18-27-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-04-06 at 1.18.27 PMAlthough that's not all that makes a movie good.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-06-at-1-15-06-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-04-06 at 1.15.06 PMSTOP! Stop being so fabulous and evil. I can't even handle it.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-06-at-1-13-10-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-04-06 at 1.13.10 PMYou guys, the hair.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-06-at-1-09-23-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-04-06 at 1.09.23 PMEwan McGregor is trying so hard to ignore Ian McShane's outfit.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-06-at-1-07-16-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-04-06 at 1.07.16 PMMen saving women? Good thing this isn't a Tuesday Zone article, am I right?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-06-at-1-04-38-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-04-06 at 1.04.38 PMI want to get paid to think of tag lines... or to write this blog.2014-09-26T21:02:42+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/04/06/desayuno-segundo-presenta-una-doble-funcion-de-santo/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/jaguar.pngJaguarSourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/amglsewpift37pt3q45lgp8vo1_400.jpgamglsewpift37pt3q45lgp8vo1_400Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/bluedemon2.jpgbluedemon2Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/santoybluevsdrfrank.jpgsantoybluevsdrfrankSourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/santo-in-the-vengeance-of-the-mummy-1970-lobby-3.jpgSanto in the Vengeance of the Mummy 1970 lobby 3Source2014-09-26T21:01:36+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/06/30/second-breakfast-ben-affleck-is-so-hot-right-now/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/screen-shot-2013-06-30-at-6-34-52-am.pngScreen shot 2013-06-30 at 6.34.52 AMLook, he's a dad, too!https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/screen-shot-2013-06-30-at-6-27-24-am.pngScreen shot 2013-06-30 at 6.27.24 AMBen Affleck: Director, Actor, Writer, Producer, President, Humanitarian, Animated Pig... Man.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/screen-shot-2013-06-30-at-6-24-28-am.pngScreen shot 2013-06-30 at 6.24.28 AMThat's not Ben Affleck! How'd that get in there?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/screen-shot-2013-06-30-at-6-22-16-am.pngScreen shot 2013-06-30 at 6.22.16 AMSo good.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/screen-shot-2013-06-30-at-6-20-26-am.pngScreen shot 2013-06-30 at 6.20.26 AMBen Affleck is the good-looking one on the left, Casey Affleck appears in this movie.2014-09-26T20:23:04+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/12/01/second-breakfast-honors-the-gods-with-another-filler-article/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/shahnameh_rostam_dastan_rakhsh_dragon_ferdowsi.jpgShahnameh_Rostam_Dastan_Rakhsh_Dragon_FerdowsiShameless Oscar bait.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/the-warriors-photo.jpgthe-warriors-photoClassic.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/aeneas.gifAeneasLook at all the places he went.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/odysseus-odysseus-31200751-600-394.jpgOdysseus-odysseus-31200751-600-394Sean Bean did do a really good job as Odysseus, though.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/3459440-troy.jpg3459440-troyLook at him with his stupid helmet and his stupid shield and his stupid face and his stupid cgi legs and his stupid face.2014-09-26T20:17:45+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/05/25/x-men-days-of-second-breakfast/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/michael-fassbender-x-men-photo.jpgMichael-Fassbender-X-Men-photoI'm right.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/michael-fassbender.jpgMichael-FassbenderI'm right. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/nicholas-hoult-michael-fassbender-days-of-future-past-2.jpgnicholas-hoult-michael-fassbender-days-of-future-past-2And yet this seems like a conflict I would want to know about. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/x-men-days-of-future-past-2014-wallpaper-movie-04.jpgX-Men Days of Future Past 2014 Wallpaper Movie -04Source2014-09-26T20:08:22+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/02/03/second-breakfasts-impossible-wednesday-retrospective-extravaganza/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-03-at-11-47-34-am.pngScreen shot 2013-02-03 at 11.47.34 AMAnd another picture of Gísli just to wrap things up.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-03-at-11-45-37-am.pngScreen shot 2013-02-03 at 11.45.37 AMThat got really serious, so here's a picture of Naomi Watts looking beautiful to lighten the mood.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-03-at-11-44-03-am.pngScreen shot 2013-02-03 at 11.44.03 AMSo, we're going to have a fair number of these moments.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-03-at-11-39-36-am.pngScreen shot 2013-02-03 at 11.39.36 AMYeah, and I thought my popcorn was overpriced.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-03-at-11-37-36-am.pngScreen shot 2013-02-03 at 11.37.36 AMBehold the pastiness of my skin. BEHOLD.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-03-at-11-35-20-am.pngScreen shot 2013-02-03 at 11.35.20 AMThis never would have happened if we'd just gone to Legoland like I wanted.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-03-at-11-30-31-am.pngScreen shot 2013-02-03 at 11.30.31 AMI see the resemblance.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-01-30-at-6-46-35-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-01-30 at 6.46.35 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-03-at-11-23-36-am.pngScreen shot 2013-02-03 at 11.23.36 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/secondbreakfast-014.pngSecondBreakfast-01What about a rooster in a wizard hat made any of you think that I have artistic integrity?2014-09-26T19:59:54+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/05/05/second-breakfasts-errol-flynn-double-feature/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-05-at-11-01-00-am.pngScreen shot 2013-05-05 at 11.01.00 AMI can't imagine this man as an alienating figure. Can you?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-05-at-10-58-27-am.pngScreen shot 2013-05-05 at 10.58.27 AMAnd then everyone is really sad.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-05-at-10-57-02-am.pngScreen shot 2013-05-05 at 10.57.02 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-05-at-10-50-18-am.pngScreen shot 2013-05-05 at 10.50.18 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-05-at-10-45-51-am.pngScreen shot 2013-05-05 at 10.45.51 AM2014-09-26T19:52:23+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/05/04/second-breakfast-wishes-audrey-hepburn-a-happy-birthday/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/annex-hepburn-audrey_004.jpgAnnex - Hepburn, Audrey_004https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/audrey-how-to-steal-a-million-30618082-406-300.jpgAudrey-how-to-steal-a-million-30618082-406-300Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/wait-until-dark_1967_-hepburn.jpgWait Until Dark_1967_ HepburnI don't really know what I was expecting. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/1battlefieldbaseballhaut.jpg1battlefieldbaseballhautSource2014-09-26T19:43:35+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/10/27/second-breakfasts-octoberween-recommendations-part-2/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/mike-myers2.jpgmike-myers2There it is again.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/scream4-costume_dvd1.jpgScream4-Costume_dvd1https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/the-evil-dead.jpegThe-Evil-DeadMan, I've been there.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/onibaba_topten.jpgOnibaba_TopTenMan, if I had a nickel for every time...https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/paranorman-movie-1600x1200.jpgparanorman-movie-1600x1200https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/not-a-place-youd-want-to-spend-the-night.jpgNot-a-place-youd-want-to-spend-the-night.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/secondbreakfast-01.pngSecondBreakfast-012014-09-26T19:40:54+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/10/20/second-breakfasts-octoberween-recommendations-part-1/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/the-blair-witch-project-original.jpgthe-blair-witch-project-originalhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/nightofthedemonposter.jpgNightofthedemonposterhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/trick_r_treat.jpgTrick_r_treathttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/flamethrower.jpgflamethrowerhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/vampyr.jpgvampyrhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/2013-05-15-toy_story_of_terror.jpgJESSIE, BUZZ LIGHTYEAR, WOODYhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/the-wolf-man-lon-chaney-jr-evelyn-ankers-1941.jpgthe-wolf-man-lon-chaney-jr-evelyn-ankers-19412014-09-26T19:28:14+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/04/28/second-breakfast-previews-the-cannes-lineup/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-28-at-10-32-22-am.pngScreen shot 2013-04-28 at 10.32.22 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-26-at-1-12-41-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-04-26 at 1.12.41 PMIsn't that right, Netflix?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-28-at-10-15-00-am.pngScreen shot 2013-04-28 at 10.15.00 AM2014-09-26T19:20:34+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/08/17/second-breakfast-a-robin-williams-double-feature/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/1407806669_msdawak_ec004_h_robert-de-niro-robin-williams-awakenings-560.jpg1407806669_msdawak_ec004_h_robert-de-niro-robin-williams-awakenings-560Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/jumanji_1.jpgjumanji_1https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/secondbreakfast-01.pngSecondBreakfast-012014-09-26T19:18:50+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/08/31/second-breakfast-on-the-banality-of-violence/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/crazy_88_aftermath.jpgCrazy_88_AftermathNot to accuse Quentin Tarantino of excess, of course. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/capture1.jpgcapture1Knowing the context, this shot upsets me way more than anything in 300. That's the power of good filmmaking. Source https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/christian-bale-fights.jpgChristian-Bale-FightsAn interesting take on 'Death of a Salesman' Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/inglourious-basterds-michael-fassbender-8.jpgINGLOURIOUS-BASTERDS-MICHAEL-FASSBENDER-8One of them being Michael Fassbender, so maybe I'm biased. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/soldier-jumping-off-cliff-onto-boat-in-the-movie-300-rise-of-an-empire-from-the-official-trailer.gifsoldier-jumping-off-cliff-onto-boat-in-the-movie-300-rise-of-an-empire-from-the-official-trailerI can't think of something to like about this movie. Source2014-09-26T19:16:58+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/06/29/second-breakfast-brush-up-your-shakespeare-7-samurai-shakespeare/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/38303-ran-kurosawa.jpg38303-ran-kurosawahttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ffb4a-ran-original.jpgffb4a-ran-originalhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ran-kurosawa.jpgRan-KurosawaSourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/throne-1.jpgThrone-1Tohohttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/throne-of-blood-poster.jpgThrone of Blood PosterSourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ran-original.jpgran-originalSource2014-09-26T19:10:20+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/09/07/second-breakfast-laserdisc-double-feature-picture-show/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/21035-keep-the-scott-glenn-9.jpg21035-keep-the-scott-glenn-9https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/the_terminator__1984__arnold_schwarzenegger.jpgthe_terminator__1984__arnold_schwarzeneggerA leather jacket is not a shirt. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/terminator1-arrival.jpgterminator1-arrivalNo one's wearing a shirt in this article. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/keep-the-scott-glenn-9.jpgKeep-The-Scott-Glenn-9Yeah, wow, okay, Scott. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/ldisc.gif_LDISCSource2014-09-26T18:48:51+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/12/22/second-breakfast-christmas-special-elf/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/images.jpgimagesUnless you're Peter Dinklage, in which case it is a time to choke-slam Will Ferrell.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/orig-21139623.giforig-21139623He just never quite gets it.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/elf_1.jpgelf_1A confusingly blonde Zooey Deschanel.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/7df02f034c8d895bdad8569d34662b81.jpg7df02f034c8d895bdad8569d34662b812014-09-26T18:46:35+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/06/16/second-breakfasts-metafictional-adventure-in-herzogian-wonderland/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/screen-shot-2013-06-16-at-12-22-33-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-06-16 at 12.22.33 PMThis oeuvre.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/screen-shot-2013-06-16-at-12-16-25-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-06-16 at 12.16.25 PMNo weirder than anything else he's done, though.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/screen-shot-2013-06-16-at-12-10-49-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-06-16 at 12.10.49 PMHe's an interesting guy.2014-09-26T12:03:11+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/01/13/second-breakfast-takes-a-holiday/2014-09-26T11:58:55+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/09/26/scifridays-the-thing-1982/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/screen-shot-2014-09-25-at-8-48-29-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-09-25 at 8.48.29 PM<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Universal Studios</em></span><br />https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/screen-shot-2014-09-25-at-8-15-51-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-09-25 at 8.15.51 PM<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Universal Studios</em></span><br />https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/screen-shot-2014-09-25-at-7-06-16-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-09-25 at 7.06.16 PM<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Universal Studios</em></span><br />https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/screen-shot-2014-09-25-at-6-33-35-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-09-25 at 6.33.35 PM<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Universal Studios</em></span><br />https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/mv5bmje1otizmjuxnv5bml5banbnxkftztgwotuwnzmxmde-_v1_sx214_al_.jpgMV5BMjE1OTIzMjUxNV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwOTUwNzMxMDE@._V1_SX214_AL_<span style="color:#999999;"><em>Universal Studios</em></span><br />2014-10-01T17:23:38+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/05/29/second-breakfast-special-its-arrested-development/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-29-at-9-53-34-am.pngScreen shot 2013-05-29 at 9.53.34 AM"I've made a huge mistake."https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-29-at-9-48-21-am.pngScreen shot 2013-05-29 at 9.48.21 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-28-at-11-31-10-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-05-28 at 11.31.10 PMWhich is annoying, because everything was so straightforward before.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-28-at-11-27-43-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-05-28 at 11.27.43 PM2014-09-25T13:53:38+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/01/16/rooster-recap-justified-season-5-ep-2-the-kids-arent-all-right/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/jst_502_kids_0403.jpgjst_502_Kids_0403Goons just wanna have fun... and murder teenagers. Source: http://bit.ly/1arDS4Ehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/kids2.jpgkids2Boyd, when do these conversations ever go well for you? Source: http://bit.ly/1dtcvvrhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/f5c58e5e35744b0fcbeac572fb8cf453.jpgf5c58e5e35744b0fcbeac572fb8cf453"Try to go easy on the rest of us." http://bit.ly/1dRbgCKhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/xander-berkeley-and-timothy-olyphant-in-justified-season-5-episode-2.jpgXander-Berkeley-and-Timothy-Olyphant-in-Justified-Season-5-Episode-2These belong'a me now. Credz: http://bit.ly/L65J3Mhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/justified5.jpgjustified5Classic. Source: http://bit.ly/1dt9Qlt2014-09-25T13:52:16+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/01/23/rooster-illusion-justified-season-5-episode-3-good-intentions/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/walton-goggins.pngWalton-Goggins"I made a huge mistake." Source: http://bit.ly/1kYv1RWhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/boyddewey.jpgboyd&deweyPoor boys. Source: http://bit.ly/1mtd6hD2014-09-25T13:51:23+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/01/30/rooster-recap-justified-5-4-over-the-mountain/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/jstjoellecarter-web.jpgjstjoellecarter-webAh, poor Ava. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/premiere-screening-fxs-justified-season-20140107-080228-139.jpgpremiere-screening-fxs-justified-season-20140107-080228-139And he looked like he was so thrilled to be there. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/dewey.jpgdeweyPictured: A man capable of committing a murder.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/justified_season5-e1387747651520.jpgjustified_season5-e1387747651520Together again at last! Source.2014-09-25T13:50:44+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/01/09/rooster-recap-this-column-is-justified-right/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/constablebob.gifconstablebobOh, and sadly, Patton Oswalt did not reprise his character from season 4.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/justified-ghosts-02.jpgjustified-ghosts-02One day you're exhuming bodies on the kitchen table, and the next you're making criminal deals with Canadians. This reminds me very much of my first engagement, actually.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/notonin.gifnotoninhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/37024_10151856508451547_1032712122_n.jpg37024_10151856508451547_1032712122_nDoes this look like a man you should pull a gun on?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/justified-thick-as-mud-2.pngJustified.-Thick-As-Mud.-2.His glee is short-lived.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/justified_54102.jpgjustified_54102BEST FRIENDS FOREVER2014-09-25T13:49:57+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/03/13/rooster-recap-justified-5-9-wrong-roads/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/justified-wrong-roads_article_story_main.jpgjustified-wrong-roads_article_story_mainLook at these two. Like peas in a pod. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/jst_502_kids_0403.jpgjst_502_kids_0403I like these guys. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/justified-daryl-crowe-s05e01.jpgJustified-Daryl-Crowe-S05E01He *looks* like the kind of guy I'd like to do business with. Source2014-09-25T13:46:48+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/02/27/rooster-recap-justified-5-7-raw-deal/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/jst_405_kin_0086_full.jpgjst_405_Kin_0086_FULL<span style="color:#999999;"><em>FX</em></span><br /> I'm going to miss this face.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/it-was-justified-t-shirt-bayside-unisex-heavyweight-tee-black-w760h760.jpgit-was-justified-t-shirt.bayside-unisex-heavyweight-tee.black.w760h760Lies. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/johnny-crowder-character-returning-to-fx-s-justified.jpgjohnny-crowder-character-returning-to-fx-s-justifiedI'm going to miss this face. Source2014-09-25T13:45:19+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/02/13/rooster-recap-justified-5-6-kill-the-messenger/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/boyd5.jpgBoyd5Which history has shown us is not always a good thing. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/2c814fe43a2a41bcc1caf03d15d4f5c8.jpg2c814fe43a2a41bcc1caf03d15d4f5c8Aw, yeah! Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/462614_602x602.jpg462614_602x602Such a happy family. Source2014-09-25T13:42:29+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/04/21/second-breakfast-the-place-beyond-the-pines/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-21-at-12-18-19-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-04-21 at 12.18.19 PMOh, hey guys, I didn't know you were in this movie...https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-21-at-12-16-39-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-04-21 at 12.16.39 PMIt's not a serious wound. He just twists his ankle while trying to run like a goon.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-21-at-12-14-53-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-04-21 at 12.14.53 PMHey girl, why don't you let me take the baby for a while and you go do something nice for yourself? You've earned it.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-21-at-12-12-53-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-04-21 at 12.12.53 PMAnd he's so pretty.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-21-at-12-11-45-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-04-21 at 12.11.45 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-21-at-12-09-39-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-04-21 at 12.09.39 PMSorry, ladies, I don't know if this should rub is going to make it into the movie.2014-09-25T13:42:21+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/02/06/rooster-recap-justified-5-5-shot-all-to-hell/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/season-2-wallpaper-justified-19407119-1600-1200.jpgSeason-2-Wallpaper-justified-19407119-1600-1200Source Maybe in the next episode he'll assure us that his actions were...https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/alan-tudyk-2-sized.jpgalan-tudyk-2-sizedSide Note: Alan Tudyk does not wear this shirt in Justified. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/walton-goggins-promo-picture.pngwalton-goggins-promo-pictureEverything's comin' up Milhouse. Source.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/justified-wallpaper-justified-11261819-1600-1200.jpgJustified-Wallpaper-justified-11261819-1600-1200Shocker. Source2014-09-25T13:39:15+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/04/15/rooster-recap-justified-5-13-restitution/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/tumblr_llvbjnz4v91qalw95.giftumblr_llvbjnz4V91qalw95Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/timothy_olypahnt642.jpgTimothy_Olypahnt642He looks happy, doesn't he? Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/just_s4_walton.jpgjust_s4_waltonPoor fella.2014-09-25T13:37:33+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/04/03/rooster-recap-justified-5-12-starvation/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/tumblr_m09yxhycvj1ro490po1_500.pngtumblr_m09yxhYCvj1ro490po1_500Me too. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/tumblr_inline_mzrc1uwu3s1rbrja2.giftumblr_inline_mzrc1uWu3S1rbrja2I like Vasquez. Source2014-09-25T13:36:47+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/03/27/rooster-recap-justified-5-11-the-toll/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/justified-102-riverbrook-promo-5.jpgjustified-102-riverbrook-promo-5Also, look who are finally back on the show! Source2014-09-25T13:36:09+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/03/21/rooster-recap-justified-5-10-weight/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/w-buckley.jpg????????????????????????????????Rest in peace, I guess. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/justified-61.jpgjustified-61Look who's back! Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/justified1.jpgJustified1Which, you know, is not unusual for this show. Source2014-09-25T13:34:57+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/01/19/second-breakfasts-top-ten-films-of-2013/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/stoker-1993581-header.jpgStoker-1993581-headerSource: http://bit.ly/1mhNWlShttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/photo_01.jpgphoto_01Source: http://bit.ly/1mqFweWhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/gravity-2.jpgGravity-2Source: http://bit.ly/1dTmh9ehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/muchado.jpgmuchadoSource: http://bit.ly/LCjzf8https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/prisoners-2013-trailer-denis-villeneuve.jpgprisoners-2013-trailer-denis-villeneuveSource: http://bit.ly/KudkZohttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/339281.jpg339281Source: http://bit.ly/19FkqWYhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/captain_phillips.jpgTom HanksSource: http://bit.ly/LCgxYzhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/monsters-university-wallpaper-hd-dekstop.jpgmonsters-university-wallpaper-hd-dekstopSource: http://bit.ly/1jfCdathttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/american-hustle.jpgamerican-hustleSource: http://bit.ly/1jfBSo6https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/disney-frozen.jpgDisney-FrozenSource: http://bit.ly/1hDGBNr2014-09-25T13:31:34+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/01/27/second-breakfasts-top-10-films-of-2012/2014-09-25T13:26:39+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/01/16/rooster-recap-2014-academy-award-nominations/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/free-2013-movie-the-lone-ranger-wallpaper.jpgFree-2013-Movie-The-Lone-Ranger-WallpaperThis movie got two nominations. Two. This movie. Two.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/twelve-years-a-slave-michael-fassbender.jpgtwelve-years-a-slave-michael-fassbenderPictured: the three best performances of the year. Source: http://bit.ly/1b6wlZ9https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/her.jpgherAgain, poor boy. Source: http://bit.ly/LkKkov2014-09-25T13:20:01+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/03/02/second-breakfasts-2014-oscar-picks/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/the-great-gatsby01.jpgthe-great-gatsby01Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/the-hunt-movie.jpgthe-hunt-movieSourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/her-joaquin-phoenix-41.jpgHERSourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/lupita-12-years-a-slave.jpglupita-12-years-a-slaveSourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/gravity_still_a_l.jpgGRAVITYSourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/banner-12-years-a-slave.jpgbanner-12-years-a-slaveSource2014-09-25T13:17:35+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/02/16/second-breakfast-the-monuments-men-leaves-much-to-be-desired/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/vlcsnap-283089.pngvlcsnap-283089You ain't bona fide.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/jean-dujardin-dans-the-monuments-men.jpgjean-dujardin-dans-the-monuments-menNot to mention the fact that Jean Dujardin, possibly the only Frenchman who can wear a beret without me wanting to punch him, was woefully underused. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/nazis-motivational-poster.pngNazis Motivational PosterSourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/monuments3.jpgmonuments3Source2014-09-23T23:06:08+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/08/10/second-breakfast-brush-up-your-shakespeare-12-800-words-on-forbidden-planet/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/fp_whiskey.jpgfp_whiskeyThe contemporary danger of having a robot make you too much whiskey out of nothing. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/forbiddenp_shot11l.jpgforbiddenp_shot11lI definitely remember this scene in Shakespeare's play. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/piccit_the_forbidden_planet_poster_1296502960.jpgpiccit_the_forbidden_planet_poster_1296502960Source2014-09-23T23:03:25+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/06/22/second-breakfast-brush-up-your-shakespeare-6-something-strange/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/hqdefault.jpghqdefaultIt's weird. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/the_angry_beavers__002.pngThe_Angry_Beavers_=_002Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/strange-brew-original.jpgstrange-brew-originalSource2014-09-23T23:01:57+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/08/18/second-breakfast-re-watches-a-knights-tale-again/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-18-at-10-53-45-am.pngScreen shot 2013-08-18 at 10.53.45 AMTheir expressions say more than words possibly could.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-18-at-10-36-48-am.pngScreen shot 2013-08-18 at 10.36.48 AMHe's confused, and angry, and weirdly low-res, but don't ya just love him?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-18-at-10-31-20-am.pngScreen shot 2013-08-18 at 10.31.20 AMI drew a picture of this hat on my binder one time. My binder's name is Roger. I think all office supplies deserve names, otherwise it's just so impersonal. We just use them up and throw them away. We do that with people sometimes, too. Don't I know it...https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-18-at-10-38-14-am.pngScreen shot 2013-08-18 at 10.38.14 AMOne time I went to a dance and my date wore this tunic made out of a tent and I thought, "I'll never be caught off guard again!"https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-18-at-10-38-52-am.pngScreen shot 2013-08-18 at 10.38.52 AMThis one was inspired by a bird I found in my car one time.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-18-at-10-30-39-am.pngScreen shot 2013-08-18 at 10.30.39 AMHere are some exciting new items from our Spring/Summer 1375 lineup.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/knightstale2.gifknightstale2https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/31qw4.gif31qw4https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-17-at-5-12-41-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-08-17 at 5.12.41 PM2014-09-23T23:00:08+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/06/23/second-breakfast-goes-back-to-college-for-monsters/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/mike-gif.gifmike gifYou get to see Mike Wazowski as a baby, so how could it not justify itself?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/screen-shot-2013-06-23-at-9-32-23-am.pngScreen shot 2013-06-23 at 9.32.23 AMGranted, though, some things will be scary anyway, like a combination lizard/bat/centipede.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/screen-shot-2013-06-23-at-9-30-30-am.pngScreen shot 2013-06-23 at 9.30.30 AMAlso, Nathan Fillion voices this monster.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/screen-shot-2013-06-23-at-9-28-45-am.pngScreen shot 2013-06-23 at 9.28.45 AMNah, they look capable.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/screen-shot-2013-06-23-at-9-26-43-am.pngScreen shot 2013-06-23 at 9.26.43 AM2014-09-23T22:56:38+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/09/14/second-breakfast-celebrating-septemberween/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/11231.gif11231And he's got that smart hat. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/masque.jpgmasqueSource2014-09-23T22:53:29+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/07/14/second-breakfast-birds-the-word/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-13-at-10-15-06-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-07-13 at 10.15.06 PMThese men are funny *without* poop.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-13-at-10-16-06-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-07-13 at 10.16.06 PMHey, there's a bird on that wire. Well, I can cross that off the bucket list.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-13-at-10-12-47-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-07-13 at 10.12.47 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-12-at-5-21-20-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-07-12 at 5.21.20 PM2014-09-23T22:50:22+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/01/05/second-breakfast-is-kind-of-a-big-deal-unlike-anchorman-2/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/will-ferrell-wrestles-with-a-shark-on-the-set-of-anchorman-2__opt.jpgwill-ferrell-wrestles-with-a-shark-on-the-set-of-anchorman-2__oPtDon't! It was the best decision you made all movie.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/tina-fey-amy-poehler-filming-anchorman-2-photos.jpgTina-Fey-Amy-Poehler-Filming-Anchorman-2-Photoshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/anchorman-2-trailer-467.jpganchorman-2-trailer-467But they get perms instead of singing "Afternoon Delight."https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/anchorman-2.jpgAnchorman-2And mustaches. Mustaches also ensue.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/anchorman-2-quad.jpganchorman-2-quadhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/secondbreakfast-01.pngSecondBreakfast-012014-09-23T22:48:02+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/08/04/second-breakfast-bush-up-your-shakespeare-3-the-worst/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-04-at-10-49-24-am.pngScreen shot 2013-08-04 at 10.49.24 AMThis was pretty much my reaction. I related with Prospera at this moment, because I also wanted to stand on a cliff and scream.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-04-at-10-38-26-am.pngScreen shot 2013-08-04 at 10.38.26 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-04-at-10-36-06-am.pngScreen shot 2013-08-04 at 10.36.06 AM2014-09-23T22:45:10+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/09/22/second-breakfast-brush-up-your-shakespeare-4-much-ado-about-murder/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/theatreofblood-vincentcape.jpgTheatreOfBlood-VincentCapeAnd he gets a cape.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/526x297-x9e1.jpg526x297-x9EClarence. Poor, stupid Clarence.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/images3.jpgimagesMeh, Hector died better than most, actually.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/526x297-x9e.jpg526x297-x9EClarence. Poor, stupid Clarence.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/theater-of-blood.jpgtheater-of-bloodIf that shocks you, you probably shouldn't read the rest of that play.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/theatre-of-blood-001.jpgTheatre-of-Blood-001Price taking artistic licence to a whole new level.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/theatre-vfp-tumblr.jpgTheatre-VFP-Tumblrhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/theatre-of-blood-495.jpgTheatre of Blood 495Did the milkman put that there?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/theatre_of_blood_poster_03_1_t614.jpgtheatre_of_blood_poster_03_1_t6142014-09-23T22:43:12+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/07/21/second-breakfast-brush-up-your-shakespeare-2-much-ado/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-20-at-10-56-15-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-07-20 at 10.56.15 PMHaven't the foggiest idea why it was in black and white, though.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-20-at-10-52-49-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-07-20 at 10.52.49 PMYou do die just a tiny bit.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-20-at-10-51-18-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-07-20 at 10.51.18 PMYeah, he knows how good he is. Just like Shakespeare did.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-20-at-10-44-01-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-07-20 at 10.44.01 PM2014-09-23T22:39:51+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/08/24/second-breakfast-gets-sad-and-bleak-with-the-immigrant/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/the-immigrant.jpgThe Immigrant (2013) -- Pictured: Marion Cotillard (Screengrab)Don't take it personally. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/680x4782-512x360.jpeg680x4782-512x360He's so pensive. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/0.jpgSource2014-09-23T20:50:46+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/05/26/second-breakfast-confronts-his-mama-issues/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-26-at-12-45-49-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-05-26 at 12.45.49 PMAfter that, though, all bets are off.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-26-at-12-41-24-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-05-26 at 12.41.24 PMBecause this is simply spookier.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-26-at-12-39-22-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-05-26 at 12.39.22 PMLike, severe heebie-jeebies. I would not be okay with finding this.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-26-at-12-32-12-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-05-26 at 12.32.12 PMAnd pulling off that haircut. https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-26-at-12-27-14-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-05-26 at 12.27.14 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/secondbreakfast-01.pngSecondBreakfast-012014-09-23T20:45:50+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/05/11/second-breakfast-is-feeling-a-bit-peckish/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/ravenous2.jpgravenous2I know what Neil McDonough would do. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/ravenous-1999.pngRavenous (1999)Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/ravenous.jpgRAVENOUSSource2014-09-23T20:43:47+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/01/12/walter-mitty-the-secret-life-of-second-breakfast/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/walter-mitty-6.jpgwalter-mitty-6Perhaps by something more practical than a longboard, though. http://bit.ly/KJNGB3https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/the-secret-life-of-walter-mitty-ben-stiller-1.jpgthe-secret-life-of-walter-mitty-ben-stiller-1Boom. Scenery. http://bit.ly/1ilSyr6https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/ben-stiller-in-a-still-fr-014.jpgBen Stiller in a still from The Secret Life of Walter MittyWhat's going on in there...? Crediting so I won't get sued: http://bit.ly/1disiPdhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/the-secret-life-of-walter-mitty-trailer3.jpgThe-Secret-Life-of-Walter-Mitty-Trailer3Never has one man given so much in the pursuit of Sean Penn. Credit: http://bit.ly/JKyzGJhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/the-secret-life-of-walter-mitty1.jpgThe-Secret-Life-of-Walter-Mitty12014-09-23T20:42:12+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/04/14/second-breakfast-a-clever-pun-on-the-word-trance/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-14-at-10-55-02-am.pngScreen shot 2013-04-14 at 10.55.02 AMPictured: Danny Boyle (left) and James McAvoy (center) try desperately to cheer up a distraught Vincent Cassel (right).https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-14-at-10-51-38-am.pngScreen shot 2013-04-14 at 10.51.38 AMMonths after production has wrapped up and he still hasn't gotten over the initial shock of that first TWIST.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-14-at-10-48-54-am.pngScreen shot 2013-04-14 at 10.48.54 AMAw, buddy, no. It's okay. We'll get it back, I promise. Just don't cry.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-14-at-10-46-27-am.pngScreen shot 2013-04-14 at 10.46.27 AM2014-09-23T20:39:13+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/10/06/second-breakfast-brings-sexy-back-with-jackman-and-gyllenhaal/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-06-27-at-8-25-56-pm.pngScreen-Shot-2013-06-27-at-8.25.56-PMBehold the face of compromise.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/prisoners-jake-gyllenhaal-hugh-jackman.jpgPRISONERS"Hugh, we need to talk about how we're such big box-office knock-outs."https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/127478_bl.jpg127478_blViola Davis and Terrence Howard just can't stop having moral quandaries. Can't stop won't stop.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen_shot_2013-07-08_at_1-06-28_pm.pngscreen_shot_2013-07-08_at_1.06.28_pmPaul Dano says 'Prisoners' is an eight.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/maxresdefault.jpgmaxresdefault2014-09-23T20:37:27+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/11/03/second-breakfast-is-really-really-ridiculously-good-at-writing-about-zoolander/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/zoolander.jpgzoolanderA very cool dude.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/65405-zoolander-ants-gif-xowe.jpeg65405-zoolander-ants-gif-XoWeI have that same jacket.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/derek-zoolander-601681_1024_768.jpgDerek-zoolander-601681_1024_7682014-09-23T20:33:23+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/06/08/second-breakfast-short-term-12-is-what-indie-movies-should-be/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/short-term-12-brie-larson-_brie-larson_kaitlyn-dever.jpgshort-term-12-brie-larson._brie-larson_kaitlyn-deverhttps://d2nh4f9cbhlobh.cloudfront.net/_uploads/galleries/33796/short-term-12-brie-larson._brie-larson_kaitlyn-dever.jpghttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/kaitlyndeverst12.jpgKaitlynDeverST12It's always nice to see children who can act. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/i-3-brie-larson-short-term-12-movie.jpgi.3.brie-larson-short-term-12-movieIt's difficult to gauge a performance from a still, but trust me, this is a great moment. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/short_term_12_quad.jpgshort_term_12_quad2014-09-23T20:27:26+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/02/23/second-breakfast-doesnt-even-go-to-this-school/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/mean-girls-cover.jpegMean-Girls-Coverhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/secondbreakfast-01.pngSecondBreakfast-012014-09-23T20:25:25+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/09/08/second-breakfasts-abject-sadness/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/take-shelter.jpgTake-ShelterHallucinatory Shannon is just so much more accessible.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/2007_shotgun_stories_002.jpg2007_shotgun_stories_002He feels bad, though.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/shotgun_stories_ver2_xlg.jpgshotgun_stories_ver2_xlg2014-09-23T20:24:40+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/11/10/second-breakfast-thor-2-is-sigh-out-of-this-world/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/425-thor-2-lc-042211.jpg425.thor.2.lc.042211Such high concepts.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/normal_0173.jpgnormal_01~73Like the exciting story of how Loki got that ridiculous helmet.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/thor-the-dark-world.jpgthor-the-dark-worldOh yeah, and there weren't any stupid Dutch angles in this movie like there were through all of the previous one.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/thor-the-dark-world-the-010.jpgThor: The Dark World - the wrong posterWhich is something that this Chinese ad really caught on to.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/1381247699000-legothorposter.jpg1381247699000-LegoThorPosterI wish they'd make this. I really want a Lego Idris Elba.2014-09-23T20:21:45+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/04/20/second-breakfast-visits-the-grand-budapest-hotel/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/the-grand-budapest-hotel-screenshot-01-di-to-l8.pngthe-grand-budapest-hotel-screenshot-01-di-to-l8"Gunther was slain in the catacombs." Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/wes-anderson-grand-budapest-hotel-trailer.jpgwes-anderson-grand-budapest-hotel-trailerSo sad. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/the-grand-budapest-hotel.jpgThe-Grand-Budapest-HotelForget what I said. *This* is the true face of character chemistry. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/19-grand-budapest-hotel.jpg19-grand-budapest-hotelHarvey Keitel, is, of course, always appreciated. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/untitled_large_verge_medium_landscape.jpgUntitled_large_verge_medium_landscapeSourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/secondbreakfast-01.pngSecondBreakfast-012014-09-23T20:20:04+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/05/18/second-breakfasts-worst-enemy/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/brew-buzz-enemy-2.pngBrew-Buzz-Enemy-2What's going on? Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/enemigo.jpgenemigoTwo Gyllenhaals!? Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/enemy-poster1.jpgenemy-poster1Source2014-09-23T20:17:43+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/05/19/second-breakfasts-second-opinion-on-iron-man-3/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-19-at-8-25-20-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-05-19 at 8.25.20 PM"When Malibu is ashes, then you have my permission to die."https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-19-at-8-23-59-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-05-19 at 8.23.59 PMHollywood sexism really brings me down. Look at how cute this Lego poster is!https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-19-at-8-24-36-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-05-19 at 8.24.36 PMLike really really testing those skills.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-19-at-8-26-20-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-05-19 at 8.26.20 PMTony Stark? More like Tony Snark am I right?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-19-at-8-23-29-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-05-19 at 8.23.29 PM2014-09-23T20:15:49+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/03/16/brush-up-your-shakespeare-5-et-tu-second-breakfast/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/caesarmustdie-magnum.jpgCaesarMustDie-magnumBrutus *shared* the stabbing with all the other senators. He did not get greedy. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/cesar-2.jpgcesar 2Should I not have mentioned it? Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/caesar-must-die.jpgcaesar-must-dieSource2014-09-23T20:13:43+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/06/01/second-breakfast-how-i-live-now/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/meg-rosoff-s-book-comes-t-023.jpgMeg Rosoff’s book comes to life: watch the trailer for How I Live NowAlso, who gave this the go ahead? Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/photo_06.jpgphoto_06BEHOLD: The Might of England's National Military Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/how_i_live_now_poster.jpgHow_I_Live_Now_posterSource2014-09-23T20:11:54+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/06/09/second-breakfast-its-not-a-trick-its-a-rooster-illusion/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/screen-shot-2013-06-08-at-8-29-11-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-06-08 at 8.29.11 PMExcept when Morgan Freeman SHOOTS FIRE OUT OF HIS FOREHEAD.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/screen-shot-2013-06-08-at-8-27-24-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-06-08 at 8.27.24 PMTaking after his brother, Dave Franco is good at being smug.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/screen-shot-2013-06-08-at-8-21-13-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-06-08 at 8.21.13 PM2014-09-23T20:10:23+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/03/30/second-breakfast-boards-noahs-ark/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/emma-watson-and-douglas-booth-in-noah-2014-movie-image-2.jpgEmma-Watson-and-Douglas-Booth-in-Noah-2014-Movie-Image-2But seriously, does this look like the son of Russell Crowe, who, according to my roommate, looks the way whiskey tastes? Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/noah-movie-review-2.pngnoah-movie-review-2Noah: a story about grizzly old men who hang out with disproportionately attractive young people. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/noah-nick-nolte-e1396125094534.jpegnoah-nick-nolteJust like in the Bible! Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/noah-movie-psoter-6601.jpgnoah-movie-psoter-6601Source2014-09-23T20:07:22+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/06/02/second-breakfast-mindless-action-sundays/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/screen-shot-2013-06-02-at-12-35-53-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-06-02 at 12.35.53 PM"I'm so sinister you can't even tell how handsome I am."https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/screen-shot-2013-06-02-at-12-26-26-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-06-02 at 12.26.26 PMBoy, did it ever.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/screen-shot-2013-06-01-at-11-15-22-am.pngScreen shot 2013-06-01 at 11.15.22 AMThis is what 28 miles looks like. It covers pretty much all of London.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/screen-shot-2013-06-02-at-12-29-10-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-06-02 at 12.29.10 PMWould you?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/screen-shot-2013-06-02-at-12-27-21-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-06-02 at 12.27.21 PMYeah!2014-09-23T20:04:54+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/11/17/second-breakfast-biff-pow-zocko/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/batman_1966.jpgbatman_19662014-09-23T20:01:46+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/08/03/second-breakfast-everything-wrong-with-the-battle-of-five-armies-trailer/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/screen-shot-2014-08-01-at-2-13-32-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-08-01 at 2.13.32 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/screen-shot-2014-08-01-at-2-13-14-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-08-01 at 2.13.14 PMI'm also pretty forgiving of anything that includes LEE PACE.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/saga.pngSagaSay what?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/screen-shot-2014-08-01-at-2-14-46-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-08-01 at 2.14.46 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/screen-shot-2014-08-01-at-2-13-54-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-08-01 at 2.13.54 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/4808690_gladiator_365463c.jpg4808690_Gladiator_365463chttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/bilbo2.jpgbilbo2https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/gladiator_ver3.jpggladiator_ver3https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/mv5bodazmdgxmdc1mf5bml5banbnxkftztgwmti0otazmje-_v1_sx214_al_.jpgMV5BODAzMDgxMDc1MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMTI0OTAzMjE@._V1_SX214_AL_https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/chariot.pngChariot2014-09-23T18:57:57+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/06/15/second-breakfast-skirts-along-the-edge-of-tomorrow/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/bill-paxton-in-edge-of-tomorrow-jpg.jpgBill-Paxton-in--Edge-of-Tomorrow--jpg"Game over, man." Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/emily-blunt-3.jpgEmily-Blunt-3Getting training from this woman probably didn't hurt. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/edge_of_tomorrow_2014_movie-wide.jpgedge_of_tomorrow_2014_movie-wideSource2014-09-23T18:53:37+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/02/02/second-breakfast-buys-illicit-drugs-from-the-dallas-buyers-club/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/oscars-wga-dallas-buyers-club.jpgoscars-wga-dallas-buyers-clubNow that I think about it, though, that is a pretty butch mustache. Source.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dallas-buyers-club-jared-leto.jpgdallas-buyers-club-jared-leto.Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/rs_1024x759-130909101155-1024-dallas-buyers-leto-mcconaughey-mh-090913.jpgrs_1024x759-130909101155-1024.Dallas-Buyers-Leto-McConaughey.mh.090913On top of that, both actors lost weight for their roles, and that's hard, and therefore worth an award. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dallas-buyers-club-feature.jpgDallas-Buyers-Club-FeatureSource2014-09-23T18:50:58+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/05/12/second-breakfast-brush-up-your-shakespeare/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-12-at-5-58-45-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-05-12 at 5.58.45 PMAnd he's so grumpy all the time!https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-12-at-5-55-33-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-05-12 at 5.55.33 PMThis is eerily similar to a still from my Zero Dark Thirty review...https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-12-at-5-52-12-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-05-12 at 5.52.12 PM2014-09-23T18:49:00+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/11/24/second-breakfast-explores-the-dangers-of-piracy-with-captain-phillips/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/web1_captain-phillips-4_2.jpgweb1_captain-phillips-4_2Heh, do you know what this reminds me of?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/images1.jpgimagesOf course, Phillips trumps everyone by calling in the US Navy.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/images.jpgimagesOf course, Phillips trumps everyone by calling in the US Navy.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/captain-phillips-movie-2013.jpgcaptain-phillips-movie-2013Ha! What a weird-looking boat. There's something you'd never see in a newspaper.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/poster.jpgposterhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/secondbreakfast-01.pngSecondBreakfast-012014-09-23T18:47:00+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/08/25/second-breakfast-enjoys-a-crossover-power-hour/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-25-at-10-44-40-am.pngScreen shot 2013-08-25 at 10.44.40 AMSuch excellence.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-23-at-10-32-55-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-08-23 at 10.32.55 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-25-at-8-34-02-am.pngScreen shot 2013-08-25 at 8.34.02 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-25-at-8-31-07-am.pngScreen shot 2013-08-25 at 8.31.07 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-25-at-8-32-09-am.pngScreen shot 2013-08-25 at 8.32.09 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-25-at-8-35-15-am.pngScreen shot 2013-08-25 at 8.35.15 AMAnd Stan Lee is a hotdog vendor.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-25-at-8-29-18-am.pngScreen shot 2013-08-25 at 8.29.18 AM2014-09-23T18:45:09+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/08/11/second-breakfast-what-are-you-doing-with-your-life/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screen-shot-2013-08-10-at-10-00-33-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-08-10 at 10.00.33 PM2014-09-23T18:43:04+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/07/20/second-breakfast-brush-up-your-shakespeare-10-the-hollow-crown-part-3/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/cq1og.jpgCQ1oGI mean, it *looks* like comedic filler. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/tomandjeremyirons.pngtomandjeremyironsAh, quiet reluctance. Source2014-09-23T18:41:30+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/07/06/second-breakfast-brush-up-your-shakespeare-8-the-hollow-crown-part-1/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/stewart.jpgThe Hollow CrownBoom. Patrick Stewart. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/richardii3.jpgrichardii3I get it. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/the-hollow-crown-500d1f106d240.jpgthe-hollow-crown-500d1f106d240Source2014-09-23T18:40:29+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/07/13/second-breakfast-brush-up-your-shakespeare-9-the-hollow-crown-part-2/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/f36a7-henry46.jpgf36a7-henry46https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/falstaff-1.jpgfalstaff (1)Lolz, fairness. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/falstaff.jpgfalstaffI love this man. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/henry46.jpghenry46Of course, this face has never disappointed in the past... Source2014-09-23T18:39:02+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/07/27/second-breakfast-brush-up-your-shakespeare-11-the-hollow-crown-part-4/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/0018.gif0018There's no real context for this one. Someone just thought he'd look good with a bow. They were right. Source.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/henryvhid.jpghenryVhidThis article might have more Tom Hiddleston than usual. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/henryv_2283080b.jpgThe Hollow CrownPictured: Success. Source2014-09-23T18:36:40+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/02/09/second-breakfast-the-lego-movie-is-perfect/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20120617-0096lkfmw12-pile-copy1.jpg20120617-0096LKFMW12-pile-Copy1Oh look, Heaven. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/20140207thelegomovie1.jpg20140207TheLegoMovie1Look how they even get the light to bounce off the bricks the right way. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/hollywoodfriday10.jpghollywoodfriday10AMERICA: The greatest Master Builder. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/have_you_hugged_a_uni-kitty_today.pngHave_you_hugged_a_uni-kitty_todayUgh, and Unikitty is just adorable. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/the_lego_movie_2014-wide.jpgthe_lego_movie_2014-wideSource2015-04-03T02:19:48+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/03/23/second-breakfast-most-wanted-the-muppets/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/mcdance.gifmcdanceWhen you have a dancing Michael Caine, you don't need anyone else. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/muppets-most-wanted-wallpapers-3.jpgMuppets-Most-Wanted-wallpapers-3Source2014-09-23T18:32:39+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/12/08/second-breakfast-enjoyed-frozen-very-much-you-guys/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/frozen13.jpgFrozen13Sisters. There were never such devoted sisters.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/disney_frozen___young_elsa_by_sharnihendry-d6pi8fn.jpgdisney_frozen___young_elsa_by_sharnihendry-d6pi8fnAt the beginning she's just a cute little kid, though!https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/full-trailer-for-disneys-frozen-06.jpgfull-trailer-for-disneys-frozen-06They're trying, but sometimes holding hands in a boat is just super awkward.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/frozen_olaf_characters.jpgfrozen_olaf_charactersItem one does not leave room for the true love between a body and its head.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/frozen-trailer.jpgfrozen-trailerPfft. Lowly peasant. Princesses don't get covered in snow.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/frozen-disney-frozen-34977338-1600-900.jpgFrozen-disney-frozen-34977338-1600-9002014-09-23T18:31:37+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/01/26/second-breakfast-gets-around-to-saving-mr-banks/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/1521978_596445800409695_1417300721_n.jpg1521978_596445800409695_1417300721_nBesides, this past year has really turned me around on Tom Hanks. I love this guy. Source: http://bit.ly/LRxYUchttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/web1_saving-mr-banks-travers.jpgweb1_saving-mr-banks-traversEmma Thompson is not impressed with your Oscar nominations. Source: http://bit.ly/1g9vUoyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/colin-farrell-first-saving-mr-banks-poster-revealed-02.jpgExclusive... Colin Farrell Leaving A Yoga Class In Los AngelesUgh. Source: http://bit.ly/1g9vtL2https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/saving-mr-banks.jpgSAVING-MR.-BANKSYes, a focus on Colin Farrell. Source: http://bit.ly/1eYuJTPhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/movies-saving-mr-banks-poster.jpgmovies-saving-mr-banks-posterhttp://bit.ly/1avwomQ2014-09-23T18:29:23+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/09/15/second-breakfast-saw-that-new-woody-allen-movie/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/woodyallen_620x350.jpgwoodyallen_620x350Because I just don't see the resemblance.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/blue_jasmine_34987.jpgBlue_Jasmine_34987"Don't worry, guys. I got this." - Actual Woody Allen quote about writing.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/woody-allen-alec-baldwin-blue-jasmine.jpgwoody-allen-alec-baldwin-blue-jasmineI do see the resemblance.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/blue-jasmine-trailer.jpgblue-jasmine-trailerThis is the worst it ever gets. This.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/bluejasmine4.jpgBLUEJASMINE4https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/secondbreakfast-01.pngSecondBreakfast-012014-09-23T18:27:33+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/09/29/second-breakfast-gets-down-and-dirty-actually-just-reviews-mud/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/michael-shannon-image-2.jpgmichael-shannon-image-2Just because it felt weird not having Michael Shannon in here somewhere.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/joe-nicolas-cage.jpegjoe-nicolas-cageA really bright future if it involves Nic Cage.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/matthew-mcconaughey-in-the-film-mud-1882234.jpgMatthew-McConaughey-in-the-film-Mud-1882234Man, could this movie be any more of a cash-grabbing blockbuster?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/mud-banner-e1365261041835.jpgMud-banner-e1365261041835"I need you kids to stop being so goddamn funny all the time, okay?"https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/mud_poster__03.jpgMud_poster__032014-09-23T18:24:43+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/12/29/second-breakfast-swindles-you-out-of-your-precious-time-with-american-hustle/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/christian-bale-in-american-hustle-2013-movie-image.jpgChristian-Bale-in-American-Hustle-2013-Movie-ImageWhat a happy-looking guy.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/amy-adams-american-hustle_gallery_primary.jpgAmy-Adams-American-Hustle_gallery_primaryThough, frankly, her hair isn't really helping her out much.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/images1.jpgimagesThat hat is definitely helping her out a bit.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/american-hustle-jeremy-renner.jpg???????????????????????????????So happy.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/100413-american-hustle-600x337.png100413-American-Hustle-600x337The tear signifies depth and character development.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/bradley_cooper_beard_curls_richie_dimaso_american_hustle_film1.jpgbradley_cooper_beard_curls_richie_dimaso_american_hustle_film1Pictured: Sleazehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/american-hustle_612x380.jpgChristian Bale;Jeremy Renner;Bradley CooperIt's a really a really tough life, constantly having to hang out with beautiful people.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/american-hustle-2013-poster.jpgAmerican-Hustle-2013-poster2014-09-23T18:20:26+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/03/09/300-rise-of-my-second-breakfast/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/300-prequel-battle-of-artemisia.jpg300-Prequel-Battle-of-Artemisia"Look on my works, ye critics, and despair." - direct quote from Zach Snyder Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/300-rise-of-an-empire-1.jpg300-rise-of-an-empire (1)Ah, but she's real purdy, though. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/ostia_themistocles.jpgostia_themistoclesI guess I don't mind that they made him a bit prettier for the movie. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/are-you-not-entertained-gladiator.gifAre-You-Not-Entertained-GladiatorNo, I am not. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/7ffvb.gif7ffvbhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/300-rise-of-an-empire.jpg300-rise-of-an-empireSource2014-09-23T18:16:51+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/07/07/second-breakfast-the-10-best-changes-peter-jackson-made-to-the-lord-of-the-rings/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-07-at-8-30-06-am.pngScreen shot 2013-07-07 at 8.30.06 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-07-at-8-28-18-am.pngScreen shot 2013-07-07 at 8.28.18 AMNew Line Cinema Havin' a good time.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-07-at-8-20-21-am.pngScreen shot 2013-07-07 at 8.20.21 AMHe jumps right onto the horse!https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-07-at-8-16-48-am.pngScreen shot 2013-07-07 at 8.16.48 AMIn the book, this is Farmer Maggot, but Jackson just couldn't visualize it.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-07-at-8-12-51-am.pngScreen shot 2013-07-07 at 8.12.51 AMAs Aragorn battles orcs, Arwen takes a nap.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/secondbreakfast-01.pngSecondBreakfast-012023-05-08T03:33:49+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/04/27/second-breakfasts-insatiable-thirst/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/m56hyzmxwy.jpgM56hYzMxWyNot a typical vampire movie, but, you know, some elements creep in. Source.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/bakjwithirst02.jpgBakjwiThirst02Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/thirst-banniere.jpgThirst-BanniereSource2014-09-23T14:19:03+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/03/10/second-breakfast-fangirls-verb-about-the-hunt/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-09-at-2-21-40-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-09 at 2.21.40 PMWould you agree with that statement?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-09-at-2-14-24-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-09 at 2.14.24 PMHe seems like the lashing out type.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-09-at-2-17-36-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-09 at 2.17.36 PM"Visit Denmark, a beautiful country full of beautiful people."https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-09-at-2-12-55-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-09 at 2.12.55 PMVisit Denmark. We're a happy country full of happy people.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-09-at-2-10-19-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-09 at 2.10.19 PMBradley Cooper's got nothing on this guy. Denmark, am I right?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-09-at-2-03-49-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-09 at 2.03.49 PM2014-09-23T14:16:49+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/03/24/second-breakfast-makes-yet-another-regrettable-decision/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-24-at-10-59-07-am.pngScreen shot 2013-03-24 at 10.59.07 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-24-at-10-58-34-am.pngScreen shot 2013-03-24 at 10.58.34 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-24-at-10-57-01-am.pngScreen shot 2013-03-24 at 10.57.01 AMAaahhh...?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-24-at-10-50-08-am.pngScreen shot 2013-03-24 at 10.50.08 AMAAAAHHHHH!https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-24-at-10-54-58-am.pngScreen shot 2013-03-24 at 10.54.58 AMAAAAAHHHHHH!https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-24-at-10-53-00-am.pngScreen shot 2013-03-24 at 10.53.00 AMI'm actually not really sure why I'm interested in finding unicorns...https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-24-at-10-51-08-am.pngScreen shot 2013-03-24 at 10.51.08 AMThis butterfly is even less helpful than the one in All Quiet on the Western Front.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-24-at-10-48-05-am.pngScreen shot 2013-03-24 at 10.48.05 AM2014-09-23T14:14:03+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/03/31/second-breakfast-finally-puts-that-education-to-good-use/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-27-at-4-51-22-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-27 at 4.51.22 PMTom's struggles are arguably more difficult than some of those that Fonda had to portray in "Young Mr. Lincoln".https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/mrlincoln5.jpgmrlincoln5Tom's struggles are arguably more difficult than some of those that Fonda had to portray in "Young Mr. Lincoln"https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-27-at-4-47-07-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-27 at 4.47.07 PMAnd would you just LOOK at that shot. That's you shoot a movie, kids.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-27-at-4-44-06-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-27 at 4.44.06 PMThe goat actually isn't a member of the family or an important character, it's... symbolic? Uhm... yeah, not sure.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/secondbreakfast-011.pngSecondBreakfast-01https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-27-at-4-37-20-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-27 at 4.37.20 PMOld-timey posters are the best.2014-09-23T14:11:57+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/02/10/second-breakfasts-second-opinion-on-zero-dark-thirty/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-10-at-10-52-48-am.pngScreen shot 2013-02-10 at 10.52.48 AMRemarkably, these guys are some of the most accessible characters in the film.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-10-at-10-51-46-am.pngScreen shot 2013-02-10 at 10.51.46 AMOk, but now I actually can't tell.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-10-at-10-50-27-am.pngScreen shot 2013-02-10 at 10.50.27 AMWhat are you trying to communicate? Could you maybe shout it at me?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-10-at-10-47-09-am.pngScreen shot 2013-02-10 at 10.47.09 AM2014-09-23T14:07:51+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/02/17/second-breakfast-talks-about-pajama-sam-for-a-while/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-17-at-11-59-12-am.pngScreen shot 2013-02-17 at 11.59.12 AMStory of my life.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-17-at-12-03-59-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-02-17 at 12.03.59 PMMan, you face those fears!https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-17-at-11-55-38-am.pngScreen shot 2013-02-17 at 11.55.38 AMIn all actuality, this is a heart-thumping climax.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-17-at-11-54-02-am.pngScreen shot 2013-02-17 at 11.54.02 AMI really miss you guys...https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/screen-shot-2013-02-17-at-11-51-07-am.pngScreen shot 2013-02-17 at 11.51.07 AM"For kids 3-8"2014-09-23T14:05:11+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/03/17/second-breakfast-gets-stoked-about-stoker/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-16-at-5-46-54-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-16 at 5.46.54 PM"Uncle Charlie, why is there an acclaimed Korean filmmaker in our basement?"https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-16-at-5-44-28-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-16 at 5.44.28 PMI'm kidding. This is actually a still from Alice in Wonderland. She hasn't changed a bit.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-16-at-5-42-06-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-16 at 5.42.06 PMLeave her alone, you punks, you'll make her cry.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-16-at-5-37-16-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-16 at 5.37.16 PMYou all just seem like such interesting people with interesting things to say.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/screen-shot-2013-03-16-at-5-33-40-pm.pngScreen shot 2013-03-16 at 5.33.40 PM2014-09-23T14:02:52+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/02/24/second-breakfast-tries-to-make-sense-of-oldboy/2014-09-23T14:00:38+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/01/06/second-breakfast-beasts-of-the-southern-wild/2014-09-23T13:56:54+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2012/12/16/the-hobbits-second-breakfast/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/secondbreakfast-013.pngSecondBreakfast-01This is what I'm referencing.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/screen-shot-2012-12-15-at-10-35-31-pm.pngScreen shot 2012-12-15 at 10.35.31 PMHere's the first image from The Desolation of Smaug.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/screen-shot-2012-12-15-at-10-33-18-pm.pngScreen shot 2012-12-15 at 10.33.18 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/screen-shot-2012-12-15-at-10-29-24-pm.pngScreen shot 2012-12-15 at 10.29.24 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/screen-shot-2012-12-15-at-10-26-41-pm.pngScreen shot 2012-12-15 at 10.26.41 PMThe Hobbithttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/screen-shot-2012-12-15-at-10-26-14-pm.pngScreen shot 2012-12-15 at 10.26.14 PMLord of the Ringshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/screen-shot-2012-12-15-at-10-25-57-pm.pngScreen shot 2012-12-15 at 10.25.57 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/screen-shot-2012-12-15-at-10-24-57-pm.pngScreen shot 2012-12-15 at 10.24.57 PMWhat's my motivation in this, or any scene?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/screen-shot-2012-12-15-at-10-22-08-pm.pngScreen shot 2012-12-15 at 10.22.08 PMI'd rather be smoking Old Toby.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/screen-shot-2012-12-15-at-10-17-57-pm.pngScreen shot 2012-12-15 at 10.17.57 PM2014-09-23T12:44:51+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/12/15/second-breakfast-the-desolation-of-smaug/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/tumblr_static_fav.jpgtumblr_static_favhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/the-hobbit-the-desolation-of-smaug-movie-wallpaper-24.jpgthe-hobbit-the-desolation-of-smaug-movie-wallpaper-24This was my face at the end of the movie.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/smaug1.jpgsmaug1https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/anigif_original-grid-image-5853-1386710716-17.gifanigif_original-grid-image-5853-1386710716-17https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/anigif_enhanced-buzz-10554-1386713117-81.gifanigif_enhanced-buzz-10554-1386713117-81https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/anigif_enhanced-buzz-1060-1386708327-17.gifanigif_enhanced-buzz-1060-1386708327-17https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/thdos-trailer02-074.jpgthdos-trailer02-074Seriously, only there to look pretty.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/hobbitsmaugtrailer1xoverc.jpgHobbitSmaugTrailer1xoverchttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/the-hobbit-the-desolation-of-smaug-movie-wallpaper-15.jpgthe-hobbit-the-desolation-of-smaug-movie-wallpaper-15Thorin jumps away from the fire, but it's not in slow motion, so I count that as self-restrain on Jackson's part.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/thdos-trailer01-0521.jpgthdos-trailer01-0521It's almost as if the characters themselves don't want to linger with the spiders.2014-09-23T12:44:00+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/10/13/second-breakfast-octoberween-special-frankenstein/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/oxnard_photo_0003.jpgoxnard_photo_0003It is pretty hard not to support this guy.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/the_texas_chainsaw_massacre_image.jpegthe_texas_chainsaw_massacre_imageOn the flip side, I dare you to love this face. I dare you.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/universal-monsters.jpgUniversal MonstersI miss you guys.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/frankenstein1931.jpgFrankenstein (1931)This science is pretty sound, though.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/frankenstein-poster-1.jpgfrankenstein-poster-1https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/frankenstein.jpgfrankensteinI dare you to hate that face. I dare you.2014-09-23T12:30:23+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/07/28/second-breakfast-the-wolverine-is-a-cute-furry-angry-little-disappointment/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-28-at-11-09-30-am.pngScreen shot 2013-07-28 at 11.09.30 AMHe also spends about 40% of the movie shirtless. As you can see, this wasn't one of the film's shortcomings.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-28-at-11-06-47-am.pngScreen shot 2013-07-28 at 11.06.47 AMWait a minute. That's not Japanese! How did that get in here?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-28-at-11-05-13-am.pngScreen shot 2013-07-28 at 11.05.13 AMThis was a bad fight.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/screen-shot-2013-07-28-at-11-03-58-am.pngScreen shot 2013-07-28 at 11.03.58 AM2014-09-23T12:21:46+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/09/01/second-breakfast-has-a-basketball-jones/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/space-jam-e1357920193924.jpgSpace-Jam-e1357920193924Drugs are bad, pac-man.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/space_jam_wallpaper_01_1024x0768.jpgspace_jam_wallpaper_01_1024x0768https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/images.jpgimageshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/spacejam-still2.jpgSpaceJam-Still2I mean, look at this. Where does animation end and reality begin?2014-09-23T12:18:18+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/09/21/second-breakfast-disgraces-himself-again/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/john-candy-cool-trimmed-smaller.pngjohn-candy-cool-trimmed-smallerThis is my dream. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/cool-runnings-di-10-di-to-l10.jpgcool-runnings-DI-10-DI-to-L10They don't look like they have problems. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/000009510.jpg000009510Music by Hans Zimmer!? Source2014-09-23T12:15:27+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/08/31/rooster-recap-the-strain-episode-78-for-services-rendered-creatures-of-the-night/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/screen-shot-2014-08-31-at-3-49-34-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-08-31 at 3.49.34 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/screen-shot-2014-08-31-at-3-16-58-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-08-31 at 3.16.58 PM2014-09-02T02:08:17+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/08/18/rooster-recap-the-strain-episode-6-occultation/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/screen-shot-2014-08-18-at-7-48-26-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-08-18 at 7.48.26 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/screen-shot-2014-08-18-at-7-17-45-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-08-18 at 7.17.45 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PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/screen-shot-2014-08-05-at-6-40-27-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-08-05 at 6.40.27 PM2014-08-06T02:16:55+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/about-the-writers/will-standish-a-bomb-in-the-lasagna/2014-08-05T03:31:44+00:00weekly0.6https://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/07/28/rooster-recap-the-strain-episode-3-gone-smooth/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/screen-shot-2014-07-28-at-2-33-47-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-07-28 at 2.33.47 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/screen-shot-2014-07-28-at-2-33-32-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-07-28 at 2.33.32 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/screen-shot-2014-07-28-at-2-32-53-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-07-28 at 2.32.53 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/screen-shot-2014-07-28-at-2-32-38-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-07-28 at 2.32.38 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/screen-shot-2014-07-28-at-2-30-45-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-07-28 at 2.30.45 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/screen-shot-2014-07-28-at-2-21-56-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-07-28 at 2.21.56 PM2014-07-28T19:38:06+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/07/23/rooster-recap-the-strain-episode-2-the-box/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/screen-shot-2014-07-23-at-5-43-40-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-07-23 at 5.43.40 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/screen-shot-2014-07-23-at-5-30-56-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-07-23 at 5.30.56 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/screen-shot-2014-07-23-at-5-24-33-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-07-23 at 5.24.33 PMPoster: "Enjoy your stay" HAHAhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/screen-shot-2014-07-23-at-5-22-33-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-07-23 at 5.22.33 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/screen-shot-2014-07-23-at-5-14-40-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-07-23 at 5.14.40 PM2014-07-24T04:54:41+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/07/21/rooster-recap-the-strain-episode-1-nightzero/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/screen-shot-2014-07-21-at-9-54-23-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-07-21 at 9.54.23 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/screen-shot-2014-07-21-at-9-43-30-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-07-21 at 9.43.30 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/screen-shot-2014-07-21-at-9-40-55-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-07-21 at 9.40.55 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/screen-shot-2014-07-21-at-9-19-56-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-07-21 at 9.19.56 PM2014-07-22T03:18:51+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2012/11/14/review-skyfall-is-the-gourmet-shit/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/skyfallkomodo.jpgskyfallkomodohttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/skyfall-flamboyanter-spanisher-jokerer.jpgskyfall flamboyanter spanisher jokererIt doesn't work.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/skyfall-m.jpgSkyfall MDepth or not, it's always fun to hear her say "bloody hell."https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/skyfall-bond-with-car.jpgskyfall bond with carI hope it talks in the next movie. It can be his sassy American sidekick. Maybe voiced by Steve Buscemi?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/casino-royale-mad-rope-yo.jpgCasino Royale mad rope yoIf this is normal, I think I've been doing it wrong. Torture, I mean.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/skyfall-poster.jpegskyfall poster2014-07-21T03:14:38+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/05/07/rooster-illusion-enters-the-terrible-twos/2014-05-08T01:30:24+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/rooster-recaps/justified-chris-melville/2014-04-20T22:14:25+00:00weekly0.6https://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/04/16/king-of-the-monsters-introduction/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/godzilla-shirt-at-the-ole-video-store.jpgGodzilla shirt at the ole video storeYa sure do, kid. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/godzilla-1.jpgGodzilla #1The man of the hour, helping me demolish a beer.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/rooster-illusion-king-of-the-monsters.jpgRooster Illusion King of the Monstershttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/angilas.jpgangilasSeriously, I friggin' love this guy. Source: http://bit.ly/1kzMq2whttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/donatello2.jpgdonatello22014-10-25T18:11:54+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/04/13/second-breakfast-a-few-favorite-scores/2014-04-14T04:09:44+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/hannibal-james-melville/2014-04-11T01:41:31+00:00weekly0.6https://roosterillusionreviews.com/rooster-recaps/archer-colin-french/2014-04-09T23:09:47+00:00weekly0.6https://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/04/09/rooster-recap-archer-season-5-episode-8-the-rules-of-extraction/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/archer-5-8-you-nut.jpgArcher 5.8 you nut"You nut." Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/archer-5-8-it-almost-always-is.pngArcher 5.8 it almost always is“You think everything’s gonna be easy!” “It almost always is!” Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/archer-5-8-this-pretty-much-sums-it-up.jpgArcher 5.8 this pretty much sums it upThis pretty much sums it up. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/archer-5-8-eat-a-dick-jungle.jpgArcher 5.8 eat a dick, jungle“Eat a dick, jungle.” Source2014-04-09T05:20:17+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/04/04/rooster-recap-hannibal-2-5-mukozuke/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/hannibal-2-5-and-also-prison.jpgHannibal 2.5 and also prisonAnd, y'know, prison. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/hannibal-2-5-so-ya-like-hawks.jpgHannibal 2.5 so ya like hawksSo…you like hawks? Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/hannibal-2-5-judas.pngHannibal 2.5 judasSourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/hannibal-2-5-gideon.pngHannibal 2.5 gideonYeah, maybe this wasn’t such a good idea. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/hannibal-2-5-ghost.jpgHannibal 2.5 ghostYou guys, I know she’s not really a ghost. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/hannibal-2-5-sink.pngHannibal 2.5 sinkSourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/hannibal-2-5-poor-beverly.jpgHannibal 2.5 poor beverlyPoor Beverly. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/hannibal-2-5-keepin-it-casual.pngHannibal 2.5 keepin it casualKeepin’ it casual. Nice. Source2014-04-05T06:21:15+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/rooster-recaps/house-of-cards-bryan-sibbitts/2014-04-02T22:36:00+00:00weekly0.6https://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/04/02/rooster-recap-house-of-cards-season-2-episode-6/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/hocs2e6.jpgHOCS2E6Well hello to you too ;)))) - http://wapo.st/1fwjt5nhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/hocs2e6-3.gifHOCS2E6 3WHAT A SISSY! - http://bit.ly/1gmEk63https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/hocs2e6-4.jpgDAWWWWW poor Raymond Tusk - http://bit.ly/1jyuIdH 2014-04-09T18:56:05+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/04/02/rooster-illusion-safety-not-guaranteed/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/safety-not-guaranteed-go-kart.gifSafety Not Guaranteed go kartSourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/safety-not-guaranteed-part-like-theres-no-development-tomorrow.jpgSafety Not Guaranteed part like there's no development tomorrow"Let's party like there's no time for character development tomorrow." Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/safety-not-guarenteed-time-machine.jpgsafety not guarenteed time machineSigh. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/safety-not-guaranteed-shot-through-the-heart.jpgSafety Not Guaranteed shot through the heartShot through the heart! Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/safety-not-guaranteed-poster.jpgSafety Not Guaranteed PosterSource2014-04-05T06:16:14+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/03/28/rooster-recap-hannibal-2-4-takiawase/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hannibal-2-4-goddamn-it-beverly.pngHannibal 2.4 goddamn it beverlySourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hannibal-2-4-cure.pngHannibal 2.4 cureSourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hannibal-2-4-tripping-balls-man.gifHannibal 2.4 tripping balls manTripping BALLS, man. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/the-fifth-elephant-2.jpgthe-fifth-elephant-2I literally don’t give a shit that most of you didn’t get that reference. MY BOWELS ANSWER TO NO MAN. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hannibal-2-4-unorthodox.jpgHannibal 2.4 unorthodoxSourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hannibal-2-4-bees.jpgHannibal - Season 2Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hannibal-2-4-fishing-with-abigail.jpgHannibal 2.4 Fishing with AbigailSource2014-03-28T08:53:58+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/03/26/rooster-recap-archer-season-5-episode-7-smugglers-blues/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/archer-5-7-phrasing.jpgArcher 5.7 phrasing“I’m sure there’s a lesson in there somewhere.” Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/archer-5-7-dominatrix.pngArcher 5.7 dominatrixShe doesn’t even have a tiger. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/archer-5-7-competent-blowhard.jpgArcher 5.7 competent blowhardYou think there’s no way for a cocky asshole to be competent? I WILL FIND IT! Source2014-03-26T08:27:48+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/03/24/rooster-recap-archer-season-5-episode-6-baby-shower/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/archer-5-6-of-course-he-has.gifArcher 5.6 of course he hasDamnit, Krieger. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/archer-5-6-teefury-mashup.gifArcher 5.6 teefury mashupSeriously, it's like a TeeFury mashup. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/archer-5-6-one-hit-wonder.jpgArcher 5.6 one hit wonderSeriously, I can't be the only one who doesn't know anything beyond "Danger Zone." Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/archer-5-6-dangah-zone.jpgArcher 5.6 dangah zoneDangah zone! Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/archer-5-6-fans.jpgArcher 5.6 fansSeriously, I can’t be the only one who doesn’t know anything beyond “Danger Zone.” Source2014-03-24T04:45:39+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/03/21/rooster-recap-hannibal-2-3-hassun/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hannibal-2-3-jack.pngHannibal 2.3 jackSource: http://bit.ly/1dhOGt3https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hannibal-2-3-justice-is-blind-brainless-and-heartless.jpgHannibal - Season 2Source: http://bit.ly/1gZNTZ3https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hannibal-2-3-chilton.pngHannibal 2.3 chilton"Mess with the bull, you get the horns." Source: http://bit.ly/1nIEIW5https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hannibal-2-3-freddie.jpgHannibal 2.3 freddieNot to mention the outfits. Source: http://bit.ly/OGz4Ujhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hannibal-2-3-the-whole-truth-so-help-me-god.jpgHannibal 2.3 the whole truth so help me GodSourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hannibal-2-3-i-think-i-got-your-mail.pngHannibal 2.3 i think i got your mailSource: http://bit.ly/ODmZQehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hannibal-2-3-i-love-my-job.pngHannibal 2.3 I love my jobI love my job! Source: http://bit.ly/1ikYrWm2014-03-23T07:32:55+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/01/22/rooster-illusions-first-annual-faves-of-insert-year-list/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/pacific-rim-poster2.jpgPacific Rim poster2Source: http://bit.ly/19FkqWYhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/worlds-end-out-of-order.jpgworlds end out of orderSource: http://bit.ly/1mqTLNYhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/captain_phillips1.jpgTom HanksSource: http://bit.ly/LCgxYzhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/way-way-back-duncan.jpgTHE WAY, WAY BACKSource: http://bit.ly/1bXqXf5https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/inside-llewyn-davis-poor-boy1.jpgInside Llewyn Davis poor boySource: http://slate.me/1hVwVk0https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/only-god-forgives-poster-2.jpgOnly God Forgives poster 2Source: http://bit.ly/KCHzOphttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/only-god-forgives-poster.jpgOnly God Forgives posterhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/frances-ha.jpgFrances HaSource: http://bit.ly/1dTazfMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/youre-next-sharni-vinson2.jpgyoure next sharni vinson2Source: http://bit.ly/1f5aTZl2014-03-20T01:51:08+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/03/19/rooster-recap-house-of-cards-season-2-episode-5/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hoc-s2e5-2.pngHOC S2E5 2Salute... salute to your sansei! - http://bit.ly/1gzaElThttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/stamper-gif.gifstamper gifWhat a scholar - http://gph.is/1ighalHhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hoc-s2e5.pngHOC S2E5Tone. Set. - http://bit.ly/1dc3IR12014-03-19T07:27:06+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/03/19/rooster-illusion-the-way-way-back/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/empire-strikes-back-i-am-your-father.jpgEmpire Strikes Back I am your fatherThe emotional connection is there, so I’M STILL RIGHT. Source: http://wrd.cm/1l2woOMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/way-way-back-water-guns.jpgWay Way Back water gunsHilarious. Source: http://wapo.st/1osivsghttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/way-way-back-lonely-duncan.jpgWay Way Back lonely DuncanThis kid is my spirit animal. Source: http://bit.ly/1kHgyGLhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/way-way-back-so-much-acting.jpgWay Way Back so much actingSo much acting. Source: https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/way-way-back-trent-is-a-douchebag.jpgWay Way Back Trent is a douchebag“I think you’re a three.” Source: http://bit.ly/1hzFfSEhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/way-way-back-this-scene-gets-me-every-time.jpgWAY-WAY-BACK5.jpgWhere’s my one magical summer, Sam Rockwell? Source: http://bit.ly/1iBCaUYhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/way-way-back-poster.jpgWay Way Back posterSource: http://bit.ly/1ejxuBs2014-03-24T22:27:52+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/merch/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hat-sticker.pngHat stickerDesign #2.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/rectangle-sticker.pngrectangle sticker2014-03-14T22:30:44+00:00weekly0.6https://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/03/14/rooster-recap-hannibal-2-2-sakizuki/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hannibal-2-2-remember.jpgHannibal 2.2 rememberAgain. Source: http://bit.ly/1iI8DHchttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hannibal-2-2-you-are-dangerous.jpgHannibal 2.2 you are dangerous"You are…dangerous." Source: http://bit.ly/1kQiFe0https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hannibal-2-2-moment.gifHannibal 2.2 momentSource: http://bit.ly/1nYntg6https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hannibal-2-2-do-you-even-know-what-a-sheep-is.pngHannibal 2.2 do you even know what a sheep isJames, do you even know what a sheep looks like? Source: http://bit.ly/1iI87cdhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hannibal-2-2-god-must-like-to-kill-too.pngHannibal 2.2 god must like to kill tooSource: http://bit.ly/1hhQ23Rhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hannibal-2-2-i-needed-to-trust-you.jpgHannibal 2.2 i needed to trust youSource: http://bit.ly/1hhPWJBhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hannibal-2-2-this-is-as-much-as-i-can-show.jpgHannibal 2.2 this is as much as i can showThis is pretty much all I’m comfortable showing from that scene. Source: http://bit.ly/1fD6v4Thttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hannibal-2-2-safeway-is-always-out-of-these.jpgHannibal 2.2 safeway is always out of theseSafeway is always out of these. Source: http://bit.ly/1fWWqkshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hannibal-2-2-this-sums-it-up-pretty-well.jpgHannibal 2.2 this sums it up pretty wellYup. Source: http://bit.ly/1hhPGdq2014-03-14T12:57:24+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/03/12/state-of-the-rooster-milestones-and-merchandise/2014-03-12T12:22:18+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/03/11/rooster-recap-house-of-cards-season-2-episode-4/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hoc_ps2_055_h_image_982w-300x200.jpghoc_ps2_055_h_image_982w-300x200Yo, that hacker is hacking Lucas! - http://wapo.st/1fpBiCchttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hoc-s2e4-1.pngHOC S2E4 1"RUT ROH RAGGY! ANTHRAX!" What is this... the 90's? - http://bit.ly/1cuya8phttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hoc-s2e4.jpgHOC S2E4Claire sitting down with CNN as they pry their way into her life! - http://bit.ly/1fS8p2J2014-03-11T20:02:43+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/about/behind-the-curtain/2015-09-08T22:23:45+00:00weekly0.6https://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/03/10/rooster-recap-archer-season-5-episode-5-southbound-and-down/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/archer-5-5-sigh.jpgArcher 5.5 sighSigh. Source: http://bit.ly/1i5IBPHhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/archer-5-5-treebeard.jpgArcher 5.5 treebeard“Take me with you, Treebeard!” Source: http://bit.ly/1i5IBPHhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/archer-5-5-texas.gifArcher 5.5 texashttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/archer-3-4-ah-memories.jpgArcher 3.4 ah, memoriesAh, memories. Source: http://bit.ly/1i5HwaF2014-03-10T20:20:46+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/03/07/rooster-recap-hannibal-2-1-kaiseki/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hannibal-2-1-the-eye.pngHannibal 2.1 The EyeSource: http://bit.ly/1cGS0rKhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hannibal-2-1-not-anymore.jpgHannibal - Season 2Well, not anymore… Source: http://bit.ly/1g4H1x0https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hannibal-2-1-case-of-the-mondays.jpgHannibal 2.1 case of the MondaysLooks like someone’s got a case of the Mondays. Source: http://bit.ly/1ifLICXhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hannibal-2-1-cuddling-winston.jpgHannibal 2.1 cuddling WinstonSource: http://bit.ly/1kBUeAPhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hannibal-2-1-i-got-to-be-will-today.jpgHannibal - Season 2Source: http://bit.ly/P7ej55https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hannibal-2-1-relax.jpgHannibal 2.1 relaxRelax... Source: http://bit.ly/1ow8pofhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hannibal-2-1-memories-are-all-i-have-left.jpgHannibal - Season 2Source: http://bit.ly/1hROKyXhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hannibal-2-1-food.gifHannibal 2.1 foodYup. Source: http://bit.ly/1n15xV7https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hannibal-2-1-trust-that-face.jpgHannibal 2.1 trust that faceI mean, how could you not trust that face? Source: http://bit.ly/1qdVJpU2014-03-24T22:31:56+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/03/06/rooster-recap-jusitifed-5-8-whistle-past-the-graveyard/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/shootout1.gifshootout1Maybe a little screwed up. Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/1021387.png1021387Not the best rule to live by, perhaps. Source2014-03-06T20:21:07+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/03/05/rooster-illusion-the-mask-of-zorro/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/mask-of-zorro-action-pose.jpgMask of Zorro action pose!Hi, ho Corona! And away! Source: http://bit.ly/NT9gE8https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/mask-of-zorro-how-would-you-like-your-remains-displayed.jpgMask of Zorro how would you like your remains displayed“How would you like your remains displayed?” Source: http://bit.ly/1ibHCA0https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/mask-of-zorro-shaving-cut.jpgMask of Zorro shaving cutHe would later refer to it as a “shaving cut,” but his friends always suspected the truth. Source: http://bit.ly/1dpMwVQhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/mask-of-zorro-erotic-swordfight.jpgMask of Zorro erotic swordfightMake that 97%. Source: http://bit.ly/1naKKehhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/mask-of-zorro-the-legend-returns.jpgMask of Zorro the legend returns!Alejandro, that is not how you steal a horse. Source: http://bit.ly/1naKcFohttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/mask-of-zorro-revenge-tastes-pretty-good-though.jpgMask of Zorro revenge tastes pretty good thoughThe icing does taste pretty good, though. Source: http://bit.ly/NuBw03https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/mask-of-zorro-poster.jpgMask Of Zorro poster2014-03-05T15:00:52+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/03/04/rooster-recap-house-of-cards-season-2-episode-3/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/15_times_when_cashew_was_the_most_likable_character_on_x22house_of_cardsx22_m9.jpg15_times_when_cashew_was_the_most_likable_character_on_x22house_of_cardsx22_m9My boy - http://bit.ly/1kRdSWDhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hoc-s2e3-1.jpgHOC S2E3 1The face says it all... - http://bit.ly/1cpCYw3https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hoc-s2e3.jpgHOC S2E3When the Vice President comes a walkin', don't bother flockin'! - http://wapo.st/1pYiTQJ2014-03-04T21:57:02+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/03/03/rooster-recap-2014-academy-awards/2014-03-03T15:43:12+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/02/26/rooster-illusion-blue-is-the-warmest-color/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/blue-is-the-warmest-color-will-this-kid-shut-up-about-the-male-gaze.jpgBlue is the Warmest Color will this kid shut up about the male gaze"Oh my God, will this kid ever shut up about the Male Gaze?" Source: http://bit.ly/1bKQv0thttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/blue-is-the-warmest-color-except-for-this-shot-because-jesus-christ.jpgBlue is the Warmest Color except for this shot because jesus christExcept for this shot. Jesus Christ. Source: http://bit.ly/1fF75ynhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/blue-is-the-warmest-color-joachim.jpgBlue is the Warmest Color joachimYeah, I’ll bet you do. Source: http://bit.ly/1o4U1mLhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/blue-is-the-warmest-color-full-of-secrets.jpgBlue is the Warmest Color full of secretsHer hair is so blue because it’s full of secrets. Source: http://bit.ly/1prooY1https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/blue-is-the-warmest-color-eating-gif.gifBlue is the Warmest Color eating gifThis is what shows up when you Google search “Blue is the Warmest Color crying.” Goddamnit. Source: http://bit.ly/1fqhEa5https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/blue-is-the-warmest-color-poster.jpgBlue is the Warmest Color posterSource: http://bit.ly/1jyS4ip2014-02-27T12:45:04+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/02/25/rooster-recap-house-of-cards-season-2-episode-2/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/house-of-cards-s2e2-swearing-in.pngHouse of Cards S2E2 swearing inSource: http://bit.ly/NsRB65https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/xzibit-hoc.jpgYO DAWWWGGGGGGGG - http://bit.ly/1hMC12Y2014-02-26T05:59:21+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/02/19/rooster-illusion-appaloosa/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/appaloosa-piano-skillz.jpgAppaloosaShe can play the piano? She’s a keeper. Source: http://bit.ly/1hu6pyVhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/appaloosa-best-buds.jpgAppaloosa best budsBest buds. Source: http://on-msn.com/1gDGamMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/appaloosa-viggo-on-a-horse.jpgAppaloosa Viggo on a horseAnd it’s got Viggo back on a horse. Anybody can get behind that. Source: http://bit.ly/1h4F164https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/searchers-doorway-shot.pngSearchers doorway shotIt’s a goddamn American Classic. I know it. Your professors know it. Deal with it. Source: http://bit.ly/1nMpvhghttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/appaloosa-poster.jpgAppaloosa posterSource: http://bit.ly/1jQ029r2014-02-19T14:59:27+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/02/18/did-you-think-id-forgotten-you-house-of-cards-season-2-episode-1/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/frank-and-heisenberg.jpgFrank and HeisenbergInteresting... very interesting.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/zoe-1.jpgZoe 1Was she? Did she help? - http://bit.ly/1bYQalUhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/house-of-cards1.jpgHouse of Cards Photo 1Valentines Day Special - http://bit.ly/1oIrCWS2014-02-18T04:48:17+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/02/12/rooster-illusion-all-is-lost/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/all-is-lost-poster.jpgAll is Lost posterSource: http://bit.ly/1aTrEYbhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/all-is-lost-beautiful-redford-eyes.jpgAll is Lost beautiful Redford eyesAlso, I just can’t say no to those eyes. Source: http://bit.ly/1cuX0iVhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/all-is-lost-still-stuff-in-there.jpgAll is Lost still stuff in thereLiterally. There was still stuff in there. Source: http://bit.ly/1lAcs3ahttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/all-is-lost-volumes-i-say.jpgAll is Lost volumes I sayVolumes, I say! Source: http://bit.ly/1epwIhMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/all-is-lost-smile.jpgAll is Lost smileSource: http://bit.ly/LTDOEshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/camp-road-march-2.jpgcamp road march 2March 2013, taken by my Mom.2014-02-15T12:27:57+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/02/06/rooster-recap-archer-vice-and-the-vampiric-fbi-agent/2014-02-06T21:52:17+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/02/01/rooster-recap-archer-season-5-episode-3-a-debt-of-honor/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/archer-s5e3-negotiating.jpgArcher s5e3 negotiatingNegotiating is fun, though. Source: http://bit.ly/1jVn3rjhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/archer-s5e3-oh-who-remembers.jpgArcher s5e3 oh who remembers"Wait, Mother, didn’t you shoot him?” “Oh, who remembers?” Source: http://bit.ly/1fjjiGuhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/archer-s5e3-it-could-be-worse.gifarcher s5e3 it could be worseIt could be a lot worse, though. Source: http://bit.ly/1n3L1xR2014-02-06T02:38:30+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/02/05/rooster-illusion-only-god-forgives/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/only-god-forgives-chang.jpgOnly God Forgives changI’m not wrong, though. Source: http://bit.ly/1c2ijImhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/only-god-forgives-kst-1.jpgOnly God Forgives KST 1Maybe she's just mad because there's too many wine glasses. Source: http://bit.ly/1kQynTAhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/only-god-forgives-kst-2.pngOnly God Forgives KST 2https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/only-god-forgives-it-doesnt-go-well.jpgOnly God Forgives it doesnt go wellMaybe Sandra Bullock would have fared better. Source: http://bit.ly/1dpCYG6https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/only-god-forgives-hands.jpgOnly God Forgives handsWhat do I even do with these? Source: http://bit.ly/1ewC1Ah2014-02-13T21:40:10+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/rooster-recaps/sherlock-sarah-lawrence/2014-02-04T19:03:36+00:00weekly0.6https://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/02/04/rooster-recap-presents-sherlock-a-cuppa-ep-3-his-last-vow/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/screen-shot-2014-02-04-at-10-18-34-am.pngScreen Shot 2014-02-04 at 10.18.34 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/screen-shot-2014-02-04-at-10-25-58-am.pngScreen Shot 2014-02-04 at 10.25.58 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/screen-shot-2014-02-04-at-11-10-26-am.pngScreen Shot 2014-02-04 at 11.10.26 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/screen-shot-2014-02-04-at-11-20-23-am.pngScreen Shot 2014-02-04 at 11.20.23 AM2014-02-04T18:53:14+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/01/29/rooster-illusion-youre-next/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/youre-next-fun-weekend.jpgyoure next fun weekendRooster Illusion's idea of a fun weekend, apparently. Source: http://bit.ly/1a0pe9Chttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/youre-next-sharni-vinson.jpgYoure Next Sharni VinsonEven badasses get tired, though. Source: http://bit.ly/1faYsJghttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/youre-next-sharni-vinson21.jpgyoure next sharni vinson2Killin’ dudes is the best. 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"Way to kill the joke, man."https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/an-american-werewolf-16.pngan american werewolf-16It wasn't.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/an-american-werewolf-jennyagutter1.pngan american werewolf JennyAgutterhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/an-american-werewolf-jennyagutter.pngan american werewolf JennyAgutterWell, I guess they kind of have a point.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/an-american-werewolf-in-london-1981.jpgan-american-werewolf-in-london-19812014-01-25T22:18:22+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2012/10/07/introducing-second-breakfast-predator-2/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/billpaxton993.jpgBillPaxton993https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/predator_two.jpgPredator_two2014-01-25T22:05:22+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2012/10/05/vipers/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/1.jpg"Vipers" https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/screen-shot-2012-10-02-at-10-57-52-pm.pngScreen shot 2012-10-02 at 10.57.52 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/scifridays-01.pngSciFridays-01https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/tara.pngTara2014-01-25T22:03:20+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2012/10/03/review-slither-is-gross-funny-and-charmingly-weird/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/young-people-at-a-bar-2729c9.jpgyoung-people-at-a-bar-2729c9Seriously, there are classier ways to get drunk.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/slither-nathan-fillion.jpgslither nathan fillionYou're all okay with this, right?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/slither-2006-horror-movies-31772145-1280-800.jpgSlither-2006-horror-movies-31772145-1280-800Like I said, disgusting things.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/slither-poster.jpgslither-poster2014-01-25T22:01:23+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2012/09/19/netflix-review-raising-arizona-is-sweet-and-quirky-and-you-should-watch-it/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/raising-arizona-babies.jpgRaising Arizona babieshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/raising-arizona-hollyhunter2.jpgRaising Arizona hollyhunter2"Stolen" is such a strong word, though.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/romanian_potato_soup.jpgRomanian_potato_soupHey, is that poison in your soup, or are you just unhappy to see me? Both, huh?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/raising-arizona-poster.jpgRaising Arizona posterhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/nicolas-cage-1024.jpgNicolas-Cage-10242014-01-25T21:49:09+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2012/09/14/theres-some-really-good-stuff-on-netflix-instant-you-guys/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/the_grey_poster.jpgThe_Grey_Posterhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/rango-movie-poster-wallpaper.jpgrango-movie-poster-wallpaperhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/drive-poster.jpgdrive poster2014-01-25T21:46:50+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2012/09/07/review-lawless-is-uneven-and-underwhelming/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/lawless-guy-pearce.jpgkinopoisk.ruYou can tell he's evil because he's the only character who wears gloves.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/lawless-mia-wasikowska.jpglawless mia wasikowskahttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/lawless-shia-poster.jpglawless shia poster2014-01-25T21:43:04+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2012/09/05/review-you-should-probably-check-out-paranorman/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/paranorman_still1.jpgParaNorman_Still1https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/paranorman-zombies.jpgparanorman zombieshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/paranorman-fat-kid.jpgParaNormanhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/paranorman-poster1.jpgParaNorman Posterhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/paranorman-poster.jpgParaNorman Poster2014-01-25T21:41:08+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2012/08/27/review-the-bourne-legacy/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bourne-legacy-05-rachel-weisz.jpgbourne-legacy-05 rachel weiszDid I mention that I have a huge crush on Rachel Weisz? Because I do.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bourne-legacy-jeremy-renner.jpgBourne Legacy Jeremy Renner"I am smiling."https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/the_bourne_legacy_1.jpgThe_Bourne_Legacy_1https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/the-bourne-legacy-5-900x600-edward-norton.jpgThe-Bourne-Legacy-5-900x600 edward norton"I'm sorry, but we have to let you go...with murder."2014-01-25T21:38:04+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2012/08/10/review-total-recall-has-less-personality-than-carboard/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/batsarenocturnal.jpgbatsarenocturnalhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/john-mcclane-zippo-lighter-die-hard-blu-ray-cap.jpgjohn-mcclane-zippo-lighter-die-hard-blu-ray-caphttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/total-recall-poster.jpgtotal-recall-posterhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/icanhascake.jpgicanhascakeI liked Portal too, but goddammit nerds read a book or something.2014-01-25T21:35:55+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2012/08/07/review-creature-from-the-black-lagoon/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/creature-black-lagoon-poster.jpgCreature-Black-Lagoon-Posterhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/5715_nicolas-cage.jpg5715_nicolas-cageHe probably has, like five lagoons.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/creature_from_the_black_lagoon-scaring-ladeh.jpgCreature_from_the_Black_Lagoon scaring ladeh"Hey no I just want to talk!"https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/them-giant-ants-poster.jpgthem-giant-ants-posterIt is just like this.2014-01-25T21:32:31+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2012/07/22/review-the-dark-knight-rises/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/rasalghul.jpgrasalghulhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/the-dark-knight-rises-bane-vs-batman.jpgThe-Dark-Knight-Rises-Bane-vs.-Batmanhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/the-dark-knight-risescatwoman.jpgThe-Dark-Knight-Risescatwomanhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/the-dark-knight-rises-soundtrack-joseph-gordon-levitt-gary-oldman.jpgthe-dark-knight-rises-soundtrack-joseph-gordon-levitt-gary-oldmanhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/batman-knightfall-part-1-break-you-bane-bane-breaks-batman-dc-comics-trinity-comics-review.jpgBatman-Knightfall-Part-1-Break-You-Bane-Bane-Breaks-Batman-DC-Comics-Trinity-Comics-Reviewhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/tdkr_bruce_and_alfred.jpgTDKR_Bruce_and_Alfredhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/christian-bale-the-dark-knight-rises-image1.jpgDARK KNIGHT RISEShttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/batman-fights-shark-with-lightsaber.jpgbatman-fights-shark-with-lightsaberhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/superman_vs_batman.jpgsuperman_vs_batmanOh, hey, just punching Superman, nbd.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/the_dark_knight_rises_movie_poster_large.jpgThe_Dark_Knight_Rises_Movie_Poster_Large2014-01-25T21:28:50+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2012/07/06/mini-review-ted-is-pretty-much-what-youd-expect/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ted-movie-poster.jpgted-movie-posterCutting edge humor from the creator of Family Guy2014-01-25T21:25:42+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2012/06/30/review-abraham-lincoln-vampire-hunter-sure-is-a-good-time/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/abraham-lincoln-vampire-hunter11.jpgAbraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter1https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/abraham-lincoln-vampire-hunter1.jpgAbraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter1https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/abraham-lincoln-vampire-hunterjpg-b3c045900e918e931.jpgabraham-lincoln-vampire-hunterjpg-b3c045900e918e93https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/abraham-lincoln-vampire-hunterjpg-b3c045900e918e93.jpgabraham-lincoln-vampire-hunterjpg-b3c045900e918e93https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/abraham-lincoln-vampire-hunter-25.jpgDF_03348.CR2https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/abraham-lincoln-vampire-hunter-20111214064235670.jpgabraham-lincoln-vampire-hunter-201112140642356702014-01-25T21:24:01+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2012/06/16/review-prometheus-is-much-more-than-the-sum-of-its-flaws/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/prometheus_movie.jpgprometheus_moviehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/prometheus-4.jpgprometheus-4https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/sharktopus.jpegMO-SHARKTOPUShttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/ancient_aliens_season_1.jpgancient_aliens_season_1https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/prometheus-movie-poster.jpgprometheus-movie-poster2014-01-25T21:18:32+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2012/06/08/review-snow-white-and-the-huntsman-is-kind-of-a-mess/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/maltese-falcon.jpgmaltese falconhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/arrested-development-buster.jpgarrested-development-busterhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/snow-white-and-the-huntsman-poster.jpgSnow-White-and-the-Huntsman-poster2014-01-25T21:13:50+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2012/06/01/review-men-in-black-3-is-fun-and-surprisingly-poignant/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/2012_men_in_black_3_016.jpg2012_men_in_black_3_016Join MIB: All the jetpacks and subtle office romance you can handle.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/men_in_black_image3362012.jpgmen_in_black_image3362012City miles.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/men-in-black_06.jpgMen-in-Black_06https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/men-in-black-3.pngmen in black 3https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/men-in-black-3-online.jpgmen-in-black-3-online2014-01-25T21:10:34+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/01/21/half-rack-of-sibbs-freaks-and-geeks-a-decade-early-a-season-long/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/freaks-and-geeks-1.jpgFreaks-and-Geeks 12014-02-25T13:41:20+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/01/24/rooster-recap-presents-sherlock-a-cuppa-ep-1-the-empty-hearse/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/screen-shot-2014-01-23-at-10-40-53-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-01-23 at 10.40.53 PMReunited, and it feels SO GOOD.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/screen-shot-2014-01-23-at-10-35-04-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-01-23 at 10.35.04 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/screen-shot-2014-01-23-at-10-10-43-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-01-23 at 10.10.43 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Hehehe.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/screen-shot-2014-01-22-at-4-31-03-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-01-22 at 4.31.03 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/screen-shot-2014-01-22-at-4-12-19-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-01-22 at 4.12.19 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/screen-shot-2014-01-22-at-3-53-34-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-01-22 at 3.53.34 PM2014-01-22T23:08:29+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/01/22/rooster-recap-archer-season-5-episode-2-old-jokes-die-hard/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/archer-conway-stern.jpgArcher conway sternSource: http://bit.ly/1mu22AShttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/archer-season-5-episode-2-archer-vice-a-kiss-while-dying.jpgArcher-Season-5-Episode-2-Archer-Vice-A-Kiss-While-DyingSource: http://bit.ly/1cWzn1Uhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/archer-honeypot.jpegArcher honeypotSource: http://bit.ly/1cWz1Ix2014-01-22T22:51:40+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/about-the-writers/shelley-kandola-guest-writer-single-malt-movies/2014-01-18T16:35:40+00:00weekly0.6https://roosterillusionreviews.com/about-the-writers/bryan-sibbitts-half-rack-of-sibbs/2014-01-18T01:45:09+00:00weekly0.6https://roosterillusionreviews.com/about-the-writers/colin-french-strange-bacon/2014-01-18T01:44:56+00:00weekly0.6https://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/01/15/rooster-recap-sleepy-hollow-episode-11-the-vessel/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/screen-shot-2014-01-15-at-2-47-50-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-01-15 at 2.47.50 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/screen-shot-2014-01-15-at-2-54-44-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-01-15 at 2.54.44 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/screen-shot-2014-01-15-at-3-00-22-pm.pngScreen Shot 2014-01-15 at 3.00.22 PM2014-01-15T22:49:39+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/01/15/rooster-illusion-inside-llewyn-davis/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/inside-llewyn-davis-isolation.jpgInside Llewyn Davis isolationAnd an isolating one. Source: http://bit.ly/1hVyMVXhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/inside-llewyn-davis-kind-of-hard-to-tell.jpgInside Llewyn Davis kind of hard to tellTo be fair, it’s kind of hard to tell. Source: http://nym.ag/LalKq2https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/inside-llewyn-davis-not-my-cat.jpgInside Llewyn Davis not my catHave you seen my cat? This is not my cat! Sourcehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/inside-llewyn-davis-poor-boy.jpgInside Llewyn Davis poor boyPoor boy. Source: http://slate.me/1hVwVk0https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/inside-llewyn-davis-poster.jpgInside Llewyn Davis posterSource: http://bit.ly/1iRI96J2014-01-16T00:05:06+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/01/14/rooster-recap-archer-is-back/2014-01-15T04:35:19+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/rooster-recaps/2014-01-14T03:28:50+00:00weekly0.6https://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/01/08/rooster-illusion-the-wolf-of-wall-street/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/wolf-of-wall-street-hundred-dollar-bill.jpgwolf of wall street hundred dollar billSpoiler: he is. (Source: http://bit.ly/1ifGZ4L)https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/wolf-of-wall-street-dwarf-tossing.jpegwolf of wall street dwarf tossingThey do look like they’re having fun, though. (Source: http://bit.ly/1cOwEY3)https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/wolf-of-wall-street-poster.jpgwolf of wall street posterSource: http://bit.ly/KCrqsI2014-01-09T02:48:29+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/01/04/single-malt-movies-crystal-fairy/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/crystal-fairy-poster-header.jpgcrystal-fairy-poster-headerhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/cactus-juice-schnapps-liqueur.pngcactus-juice-schnapps-liqueur*Contains no real cactushttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/crystal-fairy-2-michael-cera.jpgcrystal-fairy-2-michael-ceraNow they're friends.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/crystal-fairy1.jpgCrystal-Fairy1Two very different Americans in Chile.2014-01-04T21:01:14+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/01/04/strange-bacon-saturday-the-worlds-end/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/the-worlds-end.jpgthe-worlds-endhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/the_worlds_end_poster.jpgThe_World's_End_poster2015-02-09T07:49:05+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2014/01/01/happy-new-year-from-rooster-illusion/2014-01-01T18:03:44+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/12/27/scifridays-year-end-roundup/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/dead-snow.jpgDead Snowhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/pennydreadful.jpgpennydreadfulhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/ghost-shark-water-cooler-death.jpgGhost-Shark-Water-Cooler-death2013-12-27T17:47:37+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/12/21/a-very-rooster-illusion-christmas-special/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/power-rangers-robo-santa.jpgPower Rangers robo santaSpoiler: The Christmas Spirit wasn’t in the hat. It was in his motherboard all along.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/btas-02-2.jpgBTAS 02-2You’ve had enough, young man!https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/2012_the_grey_001.jpgK3F_9441.NEFThis is all I connect with now. Let’s await the cold, sweet embrace of death together, Liam Neeson.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/power-rangers-plucky-teenagers.jpgPower Rangers plucky teenagersThanks for blowing our cover, asshole.2013-12-23T04:26:47+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/12/11/rooster-recap-sleepy-hollow-episode-10-the-golem/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/screen-shot-2013-12-11-at-1-03-29-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-12-11 at 1.03.29 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/screen-shot-2013-12-11-at-12-16-02-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-12-11 at 12.16.02 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/screen-shot-2013-12-11-at-12-16-08-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-12-11 at 12.16.08 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/screen-shot-2013-12-11-at-12-16-13-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-12-11 at 12.16.13 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/screen-shot-2013-12-11-at-12-48-57-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-12-11 at 12.48.57 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/screen-shot-2013-12-11-at-12-56-27-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-12-11 at 12.56.27 PM2013-12-11T18:07:53+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/12/04/rooster-recap-sleepy-hollow-episode-9-sanctuary/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/screen-shot-2013-12-04-at-8-58-46-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-12-04 at 8.58.46 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/screen-shot-2013-12-04-at-9-14-17-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-12-04 at 9.14.17 PMKatrina what is on your head I can't evenhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/screen-shot-2013-12-04-at-9-32-57-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-12-04 at 9.32.57 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/screen-shot-2013-12-04-at-9-52-06-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-12-04 at 9.52.06 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/screen-shot-2013-12-04-at-9-54-19-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-12-04 at 9.54.19 PM2013-12-05T05:04:43+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/12/04/rooster-illusion-the-hunger-games-catching-fire-colon-movie-film-for-theaters/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/catching-fire-caesar-flickerman.jpgCatching Fire Caesar FlickermanA treasure, I say.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/catching-fire-finnick.jpgCatching Fire FinnickSubtlety.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/catching-fire-wiener.jpgCatching Fire wienerLove me?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/catching-fire-bad-publicity.jpgCatching fire bad publicityI’m only doing this because everyone else is.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/catching-fire-mockingjay-dress1.jpgCatching Fire mockingjay dress1The revolution will be televised.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/catching-fire-flame-clothes.jpgCatching Fire flame clothesMan, do they ever.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/catching-fire-poster.jpgCatching Fire poster2013-12-04T06:22:36+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/11/20/rooster-recap-sleepy-hollow-episode-8-necomancer/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/screen-shot-2013-11-20-at-5-16-13-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-11-20 at 5.16.13 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/screen-shot-2013-11-20-at-5-02-38-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-11-20 at 5.02.38 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/screen-shot-2013-11-20-at-4-44-49-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-11-20 at 4.44.49 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/screen-shot-2013-11-20-at-4-04-00-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-11-20 at 4.04.00 PMThat awkward moment when you have a tattoo suspiciously similar to the Hessian bad guys. (Me, I do. /sigh)https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/screen-shot-2013-11-20-at-4-03-56-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-11-20 at 4.03.56 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/screen-shot-2013-11-20-at-3-59-46-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-11-20 at 3.59.46 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/screen-shot-2013-11-20-at-3-58-24-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-11-20 at 3.58.24 PM2013-11-21T20:02:04+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/11/13/rooster-recap-sleepy-hollow-episode-7-the-midnight-ride/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/screen-shot-2013-11-12-at-11-19-31-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-11-12 at 11.19.31 PMHere's more Tom Mison. Because.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/screen-shot-2013-11-12-at-11-23-37-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-11-12 at 11.23.37 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/screen-shot-2013-11-12-at-11-38-18-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-11-12 at 11.38.18 PMThe more you know~!https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/screen-shot-2013-11-12-at-11-39-46-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-11-12 at 11.39.46 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/screen-shot-2013-11-12-at-11-50-00-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-11-12 at 11.50.00 PMGLOVES, WOMAN!https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/screen-shot-2013-11-12-at-11-59-11-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-11-12 at 11.59.11 PM2013-11-14T02:24:58+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2012/05/31/review-battleship-is-pretty-dumb-but-kind-of-sweet/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/blender1.jpgBlenderCreative Commons Optimus!https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/blender.jpg1368 063Optimus!https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/battleship-movie-poster-10.jpgbattleship-movie-poster-10Oh, hey. 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I'm sold.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dark_shadows_2012_johnny_depp_poster1.jpgDark_Shadows_2012_Johnny_Depp_PosterDepp is back, and paler than ever.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dark_shadows_2012_johnny_depp_poster.jpgDark_Shadows_2012_Johnny_Depp_Poster2013-11-13T02:43:22+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/06/12/rooster-illusion-its-a-disaster/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/its-a-disaster-david-cross-bein-normal.jpgit's a disaster david cross bein normalHe's about to go from Jiggle Billy to Happy Time Harry. I…know that means nothing to most of you.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/its-a-disaster-hazmat-at-the-door.jpgit's a disaster hazmat at the doorNobody wants to hear your dreams, man.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/its-a-disaster-make-exctasy.jpgit's a disaster make exctasyUnless homemade ecstasy is normal.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/its-a-disaster-beautiful-sunrise.jpgit's a disaster beautiful sunriseThis is hell for me.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/its-a-disaster-poster.jpgIt's A Disaster Poster2013-11-12T10:10:49+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/07/26/rooster-illusion-pacific-rim-is-the-movie-of-the-summer/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/pacific-rim-kaiju-vs-jaeger-i-love-you-this-much.jpgpacific-rim-kaiju-vs-jaeger i love you this muchYou loved it thiiiiiiis much, right?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/pacific-rim-dialogue-not-a-fight-gif.gifPacific Rim dialogue not a fight GIFhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/pacific-rim-ohshit.jpgPacific Rim ohshitMy inner child is a huge Godzilla fan. So is my outer 23-year-old. We had fun.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/pacific-rim-slow-mo-pilot-walk.jpgPACIFIC RIMEspecially if we’re all total badasses.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/star-trek-into-darkness-kirk.jpgStar-Trek-Into-Darkness-kirkI refuse to believe that this smug jerk is the best we have to offer.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/pacific-rim-pimpin-hannibal-chau.jpegPacific Rim pimpin' hannibal chauWouldn’t you?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/pacific-rim-poster-wide.jpgPacific Rim poster wide2013-11-12T10:04:39+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/11/06/rooster-recap-sleepy-hollow-episode-6-the-sin-eater/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/screen-shot-2013-11-06-at-9-12-32-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-11-06 at 9.12.32 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/screen-shot-2013-11-06-at-9-12-38-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-11-06 at 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PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/screen-shot-2013-11-06-at-10-02-07-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-11-06 at 10.02.07 PM2013-11-07T03:34:55+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/11/03/scisunday-enders-game/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/rs_560x415-130718191119-1024-endersgame2-ms-071813_copy.jpgrs_560x415-130718191119-1024.EndersGame2.ms.071813_copyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/header-enders-game-2927846284726287.jpgheader-enders-game-2927846284726287https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/enders-game-poster.jpgenders-game-posterhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/enders_game_3.jpgENDER'S GAME2013-11-07T03:10:30+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/11/02/strange-bacon-saturdays-the-wave-die-welle/2013-11-02T17:42:16+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/10/31/octoberween-team-up-the-human-centipede/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/human-centipede-tight-composition.jpgHuman Centipede tight compositionThat is some pretty tight shot composition.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/human-centipede-well-it-kind-of-is.jpgHuman Centipede well it kind of isThese diagrams were kind of hard to take seriously.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/human-centipede-dude-totally-gets-it.jpgHuman Centipede dude totally gets itDude totally gets it.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/human-centipede-hilarity.jpgHuman Centipede hilarityHilarity.2013-10-31T06:27:09+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/10/22/octoberween-don-jon-and-the-horrors-of-masturbation/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/rooster-illusion-bossman-e1603243012465.pngRooster Illusion Bossmanhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/jgl.jpgJGLMan, he can teach me not to watch porn instead of forging meaningful human connections any day.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/don-jon-magic-lonely-widow.jpgDon Jon Magic Lonely WidowYou can tell because they’re smiling.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/don-jon-buff-dude.jpgDon Jon buff dudeBut how could you not love that face?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/don-jon-poster.jpgDon Jon poster2013-10-22T04:59:53+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/10/19/strange-bacon-saturday-apollo-18/2013-10-20T05:24:42+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/10/16/rooster-recap-sleepy-hollow-episode-5-john-doe/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-15-at-9-15-26-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-10-15 at 9.15.26 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-15-at-9-26-33-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-10-15 at 9.26.33 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-15-at-9-33-38-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-10-15 at 9.33.38 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-15-at-9-45-09-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-10-15 at 9.45.09 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-15-at-9-45-15-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-10-15 at 9.45.15 PMwriter OUT.2013-10-17T08:56:48+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/10/09/rooster-recap-sleepy-hollow-episode-4-the-lesser-key-of-solomon/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-08-at-9-00-23-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-10-08 at 9.00.23 PMOh. Tom Mison. Your face. https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-08-at-9-25-05-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-10-08 at 9.25.05 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-08-at-9-25-32-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-10-08 at 9.25.32 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-08-at-9-42-42-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-10-08 at 9.42.42 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-08-at-9-58-04-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-10-08 at 9.58.04 PMAlright, this is pretty cool. Good job. https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-08-at-9-58-24-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-10-08 at 9.58.24 PM2013-10-10T01:19:37+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/10/05/strange-bacon-does-halloween-too-the-possession/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/possess.jpgpossessMoths. Not that scary. 2013-10-05T16:55:49+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/10/02/rooster-recap-sleepy-hollow-episode-2-blood-moon/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/sleepy_hollow_s01e02_blood_moon_720p_kissthemgoodbye_net_1700.jpgSleepy_Hollow_S01E02_Blood_Moon_720p_KISSTHEMGOODBYE_NET_1700https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/sleepy-hollow-episode-2-recap-blood-moon-crane-and-mills.pngSleepy-Hollow-Episode-2-Recap-Blood-Moon-Crane-and-Millshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/sleepy-hollow-grab.jpgSLEEPY-HOLLOW-GRAB2013-10-03T18:23:04+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/10/02/rooster-recap-sleepy-hollow-episode-1-pilot/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/sleepy_hollow_key_art.jpgsleepy_hollow_key_arthttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/sleepy_hollow_white_label_2500_640x360_30099011943.jpgSLEEPY_HOLLOW_WHITE_LABEL_2500_640x360_30099011943Germans, even!https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/sleepy-hollow-fox.jpgSleepy-Hollow-Foxhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/recap-01.pngRecap-012013-10-03T18:19:29+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/10/02/scifridays-sleepy-hollow-episode-3-for-the-triumph-of-evil/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-01-at-10-23-31-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-10-01 at 10.23.31 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-01-at-11-09-33-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-10-01 at 11.09.33 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-01-at-10-12-34-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-10-01 at 10.12.34 PM2013-10-06T13:34:50+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/10/01/octoberween-2-the-reckoning/2013-10-01T01:04:58+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/09/28/strange-bacon-saturday-insidious-chapter-2/2013-09-28T20:22:40+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/09/14/strange-bacons-socially-relevant-films-21-no-country-for-old-men/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/strnge-bacon.jpgstrnge bacon2013-09-15T20:59:14+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/09/09/rooster-illusion-kick-ass-2-is-childish-and-empty/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/kick-ass-2-comic-evil-dick.jpgKick-Ass 2 comic evil dickThanks, Mark Millar.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/kick-ass-2-night-bitch.jpgKick-Ass 2 Night BitchWhat do you think, Night Bitch?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/kick-ass-2-its-hard-being-a-nerd.jpgKick-Ass 2 it's hard being a nerdMan, what a nerd.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/kick-ass-2-hey-remember-when-he-had-guns.jpgKick-Ass 2 hey remember when he had gunsNo. No it did not.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/kick-ass-2-poster.jpgKick-Ass 2 poster2013-09-09T17:04:40+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/08/31/strange-bacons-socially-relevant-marathon-22-bubba-ho-tep/2013-08-31T16:24:34+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/08/24/strange-bacons-socially-relevant-films-23-trainspotting/2013-08-24T20:55:05+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/08/17/strange-bacon-marathon-24-reefer-madness/2013-08-17T22:20:04+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/08/14/strange-bacon-breaking-bad-s05e09/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/roster-recap-banner.jpgRoster Recap Bannerhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/breaking-bad-i-dont-know-who-you-are.gifBreaking Bad I don't know who you arehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/breaking-bad-lego.jpgBreaking Bad Legohttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/breaking-bad-say-my-name.pngBreaking Bad Say my name2013-08-14T15:33:41+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/08/13/we-are-the-millers-2013-if-anyone-asks/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/rooster-illusion-half-rack-of-sibbs.jpgRooster Illusion Half Rack of Sibbshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/aniston.jpganistonThats as close as it gets gents...https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ron.jpgL14A2044.dngWhat a stachehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/we-re-the-millers05.jpgMiller FamSay "Hola" to a new set of problems!https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/we-are-the-millers.jpgwe are the millers"If anyone asks... We are the Millers!"2013-08-12T22:06:48+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/08/10/revolver-strange-bacon-marathon-25/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/77469-revolver2.jpg77469-revolver22013-08-10T04:14:33+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/08/04/rooster-recap-dexter-season-8-episode-5-this-little-piggy/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/yatesvogel.jpgyatesvogel"Which little piggy won't be making it to the market?"https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/nikiwalters.jpgnikiwaltersShe looks nice, at least.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/double-date.jpgdouble dateGo away, Cassie.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/quinn.jpgquinnI really hope he makes Sergeant.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/relax-cool-red1.jpgrelax-cool-redPretty bottle, at least.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/relax-cool-red.jpgrelax-cool-redtesthttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/lundy.pnglundyMiss you, Lundy!2013-08-05T01:02:30+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/08/03/strange-bacon-marathon-intro-socially-relevant-films/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/strange-bacon-banner.jpgStrange Bacon banner2013-08-04T01:24:40+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/07/27/strange-bacon-saturdays-the-conjuring/2013-07-27T20:09:35+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/07/25/rooster-recap-dexter-season-8-episode-4-scar-tissue/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/car.jpgcarTheir last car ride together?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dexter-scar-tissue_article_story_main.jpgdexter-scar-tissue_article_story_mainActors not related, unfortunately.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/miller.pngmillerWho is she??https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/aaron-mccusker.jpgEpisode 804"She found herself a hero."https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/scar.jpgscarThat look suspiciously like the cuts the Brain Surgeon makes.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/323_8_3375830_eps02_444x250.jpg323_8_3375830_eps02_444x250Hopefully a breakthrough is coming soon.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/alias3.pngalias3Plus it has a cool label.2013-07-25T20:02:45+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/07/16/rooster-recap-dexter-season-8-episode-3-whats-eating-dexter-morgan/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/20130716_121410.jpg20130716_121410Fava beans?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/quinn.jpgEpisode 803"Well, your sister just confessed to killing LaGuerta."https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/med_dexter_whats_eating_dexter_morgan.jpgmed_dexter_whats_eating_dexter_morganI don't think he's ever made this face before.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dexter-whats-eating-dexter-morgan_article_story_main.jpgdexter-whats-eating-dexter-morgan_article_story_main"This guy's making it way too easy for us."https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/deb-dui.jpgdeb-dui"Detective Morgan?" "Formerly known as."https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/harrison-blood.pngharrison-bloodLooks like blood to me!https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/seasons.pngseasonsA little harsh, but I guess it's accurate.2013-07-17T06:54:07+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/07/13/rooster-illusion-that-second-die-hard-in-the-white-house-movie/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/white-house-down-poster.jpgWhite House Down posterhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/chiwetel-ejiofor.jpgChiwetel EjioforBy the way, Chiwetel Ejiofor is this guy.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/white-house-down-best-buds.jpgWhite House Down best budsJust a couple of best buds, hangin’ out.2013-07-13T20:49:58+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/07/10/rooster-recap-futurama-final-season-episode-3-forty-percent-leadbelly/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/lady.jpgladyOf course this would happen.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/caboose.pngcabooseHe looks the part, at least.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/edmungfitz_bottleglass.jpgEdmungFitz_BottleGlassMmm... shipwreck.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/benderandbeelerfortypercentleadbelly_cropped.pngBenderandbeelerfortypercentleadbelly_croppedJust be careful when perusing Bender's hard drive for the photographs.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/frog.jpgfrogRead this recap.2013-07-10T22:59:17+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/07/09/42-2013-jackie-robinson-a-black-man-in-white-baseball/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/image.jpgDr. CoxOh Dr. Cox...https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/42.jpg42This scene is where he was basically ripping the team a new one for treating Jackie differently. SVU style!https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/alan-tudyk-42.jpgALAN-TUDYK-42https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/42-movie-harrison-ford.jpg42-movie-harrison-ford"He's a Methodist, I'm a Methodist... And God's a Methodist; We can't go wrong."https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/42-movie.jpgjackie 12013-07-09T18:11:55+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/07/08/rooster-recap-dexter-season-8-episode-2-every-silver-lining/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/perfect.jpgperfect"You're perfect."https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/jamiequinn.jpgJamieQuinnI smell relationship trouble!https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dexter-season-8-episode-2-every-silver-lining.jpgEpisode 802Who is The Brain Surgeon?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/deb.jpgDebPrivate Investigators on a mission.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/harry.jpgHarryHe had something in his hand. He'd stolen it from the crime scene. A trophy.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/stark-raving-malbec.jpgstark raving malbecKind of suiting for a serial killer, I think.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/vogel-dexter.jpgEpisode 802Will we ever find out Vogel's secret?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dexter8020575rjpg-50f2bf.jpgDexterThe 2nd victim of The Brain Surgeon.2013-07-09T03:31:04+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/07/01/rooster-recap-dexter-season-8-episode-1-a-beautiful-day/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dexters8e1e.jpgdexters8e1eHe's quite the charming drug dealer.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dexters8e1d.jpgdexters8e1dWho is she??https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dexters8e1c.jpgdexters8e1cDon't get the blood on Harrison!https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dexters8e1b.jpgdexters8e1bMaria deserves more than a bench.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dexters8e1a.pngdexters8e1a"I shot the wrong person in that trailer."https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/bodega_tamari_reserva_malbec_sm.jpgBodega_Tamari_Reserva_malbec_smQuite delicious, for the price.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dexter-season-8-masterpiece.jpgdexter-season-8-masterpieceSo many memories.2013-07-08T12:34:23+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/07/03/rooster-recap-futurama-final-season-episode-2-t-the-terrestrial/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/terrestrial2.jpgterrestrial2I'm not going to kill you. But Jrrr is!https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/terrestrial.jpgterrestrialThis is for skinning humans alive.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/jrrr.jpgJrrrhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/oat.jpgoatBreakfast of [robot] champions.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/et_moon.jpget_moonThat title sounds familiar...2013-07-04T01:17:08+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/06/30/rooster-illusion-man-of-steel-is-big-ambitious-and-confused/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/man-of-steel-poster1.jpgMan of Steel poster1https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/man-of-steel-kallatorel-damage.jpgMan of Steel KALlatorEL damage,It’s easy to forget about the little things when you can fly.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/man-of-steel-cool-sci-fi-bro.jpgMan of Steel cool sci fi, broCool sci-fi, bro.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/man-of-steel-kinky.jpgMan of Steel kinkyBetter have a good lawyer, bud.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/man-of-steel-shouty-zod.pngMan of Steel shouty Zod“You want a way to get shout-y without sacrificing characterization? I WILL FIND IT!!!”https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/man-of-steel-this-kiss-is-totally-unearned-by-the-film.jpgMan of Steel this kiss is totally unearned by the filmHey, thanks for not accidentally killing me.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/godzilla-vs-megalon-tail-jump.gifGodzilla vs Megalon tail jumpLet’s see Superman do that.2013-07-01T14:04:22+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/06/26/rooster-recap-futurama-2d-blacktopfry-and-leelas-big-fling/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/gunter.jpggunterRemember Gunter?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/marmoset.pngmarmosetI think Amy makes a wonderful marmoset.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/futurama2_061913_1600.jpgFuturama2_061913_1600Complete with Xerox-blackened chicken.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/2-d_blacktop_high_quality.jpg2-D_blacktop_high_qualityThis is why we can't have digestive tracks.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/futurama-2-d-blacktop.jpgfuturama-2-d-blacktopFarnsworth's got a need for speed.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/eurotrash-pilz.jpgeurotrash-pilzMmm... trashy.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/futurama_billboard-5751.jpgfuturama billboardKind of fitting, given my last review.2013-06-27T00:07:09+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/06/18/house-of-cards-friends-make-the-worst-enemies/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/zoe.jpgZoehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/oyshlb0.jpghttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/house_of_cards2.jpgFrank UnderwoodSeriously... Don't F*** with him.2013-06-18T22:44:54+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/06/15/strange-bacon-saturdays-house-at-the-end-of-the-street/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/47d90-house2bat2bthe2bend2bof2bthe2bstreet2bmovie.jpg47d90-house2bat2bthe2bend2bof2bthe2bstreet2bmovie2013-06-15T21:44:26+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/06/14/rooster-recap-hannibal-episode-7-sorbet/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/hannibal-will-graham.jpgHannibal will grahamOr maybe Huflepuff?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/hannibal7-sweet-bathroom-though.jpgHannibal7 sweet bathroom, thoughThat's a pretty sweet bathroom ya got there.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/hannibal7-sweet-dreams-kid.jpgHannibal7 Sweet dreams, kid.Man, your subconscious is not a happy place to be.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/hannibal7-z-too-clever-by-a-half.jpgHannibal7 Z too clever by a halfZ just isn't half as clever as he thinks he is (last one, I swear).https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/hannibal7-gillian-anderson.jpgHannibal7 Gillian AndersonI mean, she'd be pretty cool to hang out with either way.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/hannibal7-haha-its-all-people.jpgHannibal7 Haha it's all peopleA toast, to how all of the meat here is secretly people.2013-06-15T22:43:46+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/06/13/single-malt-movies-this-is-the-end/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/bb.jpgbbBackstreet's back, alright.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/this-is-the-end-michael-cera.jpgthis-is-the-end-michael-ceraDefinitely pulls off the coke head type.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/this-is-the-end-jonah-hill.jpg1170481 - This Is The EndJonah Hill as Jonah Hill as Woody Harrelson.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/adios.jpgadiosSo colorful, and yet, so dangerous.2013-06-13T17:49:35+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/02/13/warm-bodies-is-flawed-but-endearing-like-so-many-sensitive-white-boys/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/warm-bodies-roooomaaaance.jpgWarm-Bodies ROOOOMAAAANCEGetting to know youuuuuuhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/warm-bodies-zombie-movie.jpgwarm bodies zombie movieTotes adorbs.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/nicolas-cage-1024.jpgNicolas-Cage-1024Best buds.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/warm-bodies-poster2-cold-body-warm-heart.jpgwarm-bodies poster2 cold body warm heart2013-06-13T09:08:40+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/the-hill-news/2013-06-08T03:52:56+00:00weekly0.6https://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/06/06/single-malt-movies-very-bad-things/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/vbt-murder.jpgvbt-murderNo, really, how does this happen only 10 minutes in?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/verybad-things-dvd.jpgverybad-things dvdIt's hard to tell who's crazier.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/bakon-vodka-224x300.jpgBakon-Vodka-224x300Yeah, this exists.2013-06-06T19:04:33+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/05/31/rooster-recap-hannibal-episode-6-entree/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/hannibal6-not-whil-wheaton-but-just-as-annoying.jpgHannibal6 not whil wheaton but just as annoyingSeriously, he looks like he should be the mean principal in an 80s teen comedy.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/hannibal6-ladywill.jpgHannibal6 ladywillI shall call her LadyWill. Yes, I know she has a name.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/hannibal6-eddie-izzard.jpgHannibal6 eddie izzardHey, Clarice. ‘Sup?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/hannibal6-so-much-worse-than-telemarketers.jpgHannibal6 so much worse than telemarketersThis is so much worse than telemarketers.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/hannibal6-a-bunch-of-psychopaths.jpgHannibal6 a bunch of psychopathsA bunch of psychopaths, helping each other out.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/hannibal6-got-to-hand-it-to-them.jpgHannibal6 got to hand it to them[You have to hand it to him, the Ripper knows how to make an impression.2013-06-08T03:25:05+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/06/01/strange-bacon-proudly-presents-strange-brew-1983/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/strange-bacon.jpgStrange Bacon2013-06-01T16:52:37+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/05/30/single-malt-movies-star-trek-into-darkness/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/aliceeve.jpgaliceeveEquality at its finest.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/khans.jpgkhansThe resemblance is uncanny.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/enterprise.jpgenterpriseGoing where no man has gone before, except for in 2009.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/neutralzone.pngneutralzone2013-05-31T16:02:32+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/05/25/strange-bacon-satuday-inglourious-basterds/2013-05-25T16:52:11+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/05/23/single-malt-movies-the-great-gatsby/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/baz-luhrmann-the-great-gatsby-green-light.jpgGreen LightSo close, and yet, so far.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/leonardo-dicaprio-and-carey-mulligan-in-the-great-gatsby-still-may-2013.jpgLeonardo-DiCaprio-and-Carey-Mulligan-in-The-Great-Gatsby-still-May-2013I'd totally expect to see hipsters wearing this today.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/jimbeam.jpgjimbeamSince 1795.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/highball.jpghighballWant some Jim Beam and Ginger, ol' sport?2013-05-21T13:17:20+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/05/13/rooster-recap-hannibal-episode-5-coquilles/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/hannibal5-how-you-doing-there-bud.jpgHannibal5 how you doing there budHey bud I am a normal person who is a cop and you are kind of freaking me out right now.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/hannibal5-mind-powers.pngHannibal5 mind powersDon’t you wanna know how we keep starting fires?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/hannibal5-smell-o-vision.jpgHannibal5 smell-o-visionIt’s like a sixth sense. Oh, wait, no…uh, fourth sense?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/hannibal5-angel-maker-alley.jpgHannibal5 Angel maker alleyHa. “What’s up?” Because he’s tied to some scaffolding in an alley. Hilarious.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/hannibal5-hey-you-come-back-in-like-five-minutes.jpgHannibal5 hey, you come back in like five minutesHey, could you maybe give us five minutes? We were kind of developing a friendship here.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/hannibal5-i-believe-i-can-flyyyyy.pngHannibal5 i believe i can flyyyyyProbably not much, at this point.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/hannibal5-hows-the-view-from-up-there.pngHannibal5 how's the view from up therehttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/hannibal5-this-is-what-character-development-looks-like.pngHannibal5 this is what character development looks likeAlso, this is what character development looks like.2013-05-18T02:40:10+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/05/11/strange-bacon-philosophy-part-iii-pink-floyds-the-wall/2013-05-16T03:44:37+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/05/09/single-malt-movies-iron-man-3/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/mark42.pngmark42Kind of missing the blue glowy center.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/2013-05-04-13-42-41.jpgMark 42 Ingredients2013-05-09T16:27:00+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/05/07/its-rooster-illusions-birthday/2013-05-07T22:34:09+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/05/04/strange-bacon-philosophy-part-2-the-sea-inside/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/strange-bacon.jpgStrange Bacon2013-05-04T15:56:12+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/05/02/strange-bacon-further-analysis-of-the-sunset-limited-spoilers/2022-09-23T13:16:02+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/05/01/rooster-recap-hannibal-webisodes-ceuf/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/hannibal-web-its-like-im-yer-new-dad.jpgHannibal web It's like I'm yer new dad!In the next episode, he gives her the confidence to ask that cute guy to prom.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/hannibal-web-hey-this-looks-sharp.jpgHannibal web Hey, this looks sharp!Well, at least he's not raiding the fridge.2013-05-01T23:48:46+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/05/01/rooster-recap-the-following-episode-15-the-final-chapter/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-30-at-10-38-59-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-30 at 10.38.59 PMDon't mind me! https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-30-at-10-35-27-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-30 at 10.35.27 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-30-at-10-24-44-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-30 at 10.24.44 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-30-at-10-21-46-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-30 at 10.21.46 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-30-at-10-14-23-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-30 at 10.14.23 PM/concernedhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-30-at-10-12-24-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-30 at 10.12.24 PMI don't blame you. You're the best at your job.2013-05-02T02:36:24+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/04/27/strange-bacons-philosophical-marathon-part-1-the-sunset-limited/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/fc388-the-sunset-limited-hbo-poster-550x810.jpgfc388-the-sunset-limited-hbo-poster-550x8102013-04-28T15:29:38+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/04/24/rooster-recap-the-following-episode-14-the-end-is-near/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-23-at-10-25-13-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-23 at 10.25.13 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-23-at-10-10-01-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-23 at 10.10.01 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-23-at-10-05-47-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-23 at 10.05.47 PMStandard interrogation techniques. Guns and strangling. Nothing to see here.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-23-at-10-02-39-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-23 at 10.02.39 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-23-at-9-55-47-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-23 at 9.55.47 PM"No. There isn't."https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-23-at-9-50-43-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-23 at 9.50.43 PM2013-04-27T15:28:00+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/01/23/review-gangster-squad-is-brainless-fun/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/gangster-squad-true-romance.jpggangster squad true romance"I just want to take you to bed. And then protect you from bad guys!"https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/gangster-squad.jpegGangster-squadWho needs depth? Look at all these guns and hats!!!https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/gangster-squad-nolte-poster.jpggangster squad nolte poster2013-04-24T03:55:29+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/04/21/rooster-recap-hannibal-episode-3-potage/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/hannibal3-oh-no-now-its-murder.jpegHannibal - Season 1Good job, kid.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/hannibal3-abigail-with-blood.jpgHannibal3 abigail with bloodYeah, I guess she would have been happier at the hospital.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/hannibal3-cannibals.jpgHannibal3 cannibalsSeriously, guys? You couldn't have just used toilet paper?https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/hannibal3-journalist-buddy.jpgHannibal3 journalist buddy!But we’re hospital buddies!https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/danish-superstar-mads-mikkelsen.jpgDanish Superstar Mads MikkelsenThis isn’t from the show. I just felt like we needed a picture of him in here.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/hannibal3-father-daughter-bonding-time.jpgHannibal3 father daughter bonding time[Father-daughter bonding time.]2013-04-25T21:45:52+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/04/20/strange-bacon-saturdays-imdb-top-250/2013-04-20T20:14:00+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/04/17/rooster-recap-the-following-episode-13-havenport/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-17-at-1-18-19-am.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-17 at 1.18.19 AMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-17-at-12-47-30-am.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-17 at 12.47.30 AMAh yes, 'Ryan Hardy' conference. Not 'FBI'. https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-03-at-11-37-04-pm-e1366173381510.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-03 at 11.37.04 PM2013-04-17T16:22:37+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/01/03/review-historical-accuracy-meets-bloody-fantasy-in-django-unchained/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/django-stephen.jpgdjango stephenhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/django-sammy-j-terrifying.jpgdjango sammy j terrifyinghttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/django-christoph-dayum-that-beard.pngdjango christoph dayum that beardDamn.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/django-unchained-slavery-was-pretty-bad-you-guys.jpgdjango-unchained slavery was pretty bad you guysSlavery, you guys.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/django-unchained-movie-poster-teaser.jpgdjango-unchained-movie-poster-teaser2013-04-16T22:42:41+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/04/13/strange-bacon-stephen-king-marathon-part-x-misery/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/strange-bacon-banner.jpgStrange Bacon banner2013-04-13T16:50:46+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/04/13/rooster-recap-hannibal-episode-2-amuse-bouche/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/hannibal2-stag-in-the-hall.jpgHannibal2 stag in the hallOh hey there.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/hannibal2-mandate.jpgHannibal - Season 1https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/hannibal2-kneelin-by-the-shrooms.jpgHannibal2 Kneelin' by the shroomshttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/hannibal2-shroom-garden.jpgHannibal2 shroom gardenIt’s gonna be a while before I have one of these on a pizza again. JK, cooked mushrooms are gross.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/hannibal2-therapy.jpgHannibal - Season 1Sharing is caring!https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/hannibal2-antler-room.pngHannibal2 antler roomAlso, did I mention that the antler room was super f*cking creepy? 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There's a new heartthrob in town.https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/wonderfalls-lion-get-to-the-point.jpgwonderfalls lion get to the pointGet to the point.2013-04-15T19:12:56+00:00monthlyhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/2013/04/10/rooster-recap-the-following-episode-12-the-curse/https://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-10-at-10-24-36-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-10 at 10.24.36 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-10-at-10-09-46-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-10 at 10.09.46 PMWhaaaaaaatttthttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-10-at-10-00-43-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-10 at 10.00.43 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-10-at-10-00-41-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-10 at 10.00.41 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-10-at-10-00-24-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-10 at 10.00.24 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-10-at-9-46-17-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-10 at 9.46.17 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-10-at-9-31-58-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-10 at 9.31.58 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-10-at-9-31-50-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-10 at 9.31.50 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-10-at-9-30-47-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-10 at 9.30.47 PMhttps://roosterillusionreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-10-at-9-29-21-pm.pngScreen Shot 2013-04-10 at 9.29.21 PMWestieeee! 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