Second Breakfast’s Top Ten Films of 2013

Alright. As with last year, I’m going to begin things with a brief disclaimer: This list is partially objective, but mostly subjective. I am not, in most cases, declaring these the best movies of 2013, just the ones that were the best to me. Diff’rent strokes for diff’rent folks, yo. The list is also potentially…

Rooster Recaps (Current)

TV shows, man. Can’t live with ’em, can’t live without ’em. Well, technically you can, and I’m sure there are many people who live very fulfilling lives without watching television, but let’s just assume that if you’re reading this you aren’t one of those people. Right now you’re probably wondering who writes Rooster Recaps. Sadly, it…

Second Breakfast’s Abject Sadness

The summer is over. Not in any astrological sense, of course, but the spirit of the summer has passed. Essentially, playtime’s over. It’s high time to sober up, fly straight, focus on the gritty things, and watch heavy movies. To provide something of a preview for a review, as if that’s necessary, here’s a brief…

Second Breakfast’s Top 10 Films of 2012

My Personal Top 10 Movies of 2012 Gee whiz, don’t you hate top ten lists? I do. I hate reading them, I hate making them, and yet, here I am, and here you are. Before launching into this list, allow me to explain myself. I have a couple quick points to make, disclaimers, etc. This…

Review: ‘Gangster Squad’ is Brainless Fun

That sums it up pretty well, actually. Huh. I guess the review’s over. You can all go back to Facebook or Twitter or whatever. No, wait, please stay, we need you. I mean, whatever. Gangster Squad (2013): The Plot: BASED ON A TRUE STORY!!!1! Los Angeles, 1949. New York gangster Mickey Cohen (Sean Penn) has…