Review: ‘The Bourne Legacy’

Oh, hey, was that another two week hiatus? My, how time flies. What’s your excuse this time? Did I already use “walkabout?” Yeah. Shit. Yeah.  And you used “writer’s block” earlier this summer. Then I guess I’ll have to go with “general laziness.” Next time you should just fake your death. Oh, that’s your answer…

Rooster Illusion Goes on Walkabout

…And comes back with a vengeance. As my twelve dedicated readers have surely noticed—I’ll be heart-broken if you haven’t—Rooster Illusion has been absent for the past two weeks. Yeah, I thought something seemed different. I assumed it was your hair. Well, to answer those of you more observant than Disembodied Voice, my unannounced two-week absence…