Lesson – Revenge is a dish best served with poetic justice.
Here are some things I don’t do well with. Torture films, and people being cooked alive. GUESS WHAT THIS MOVIE IS ABOUT.
So, right off the bat we have a bakery serving ‘meat pies’, a la Sweeney Todd. And some straight up Hansel and Gretel (Yes, those are the actual names) sibling tiff. Some not so subtle analogies. “She’s had some sort of witchy spell over him,” quips Hansel. (No, I can’t get Zoolander out of my head either). This in regards to the stepmother, of course, who literally kicks them out of the house.
Actually, I wonder if they thought they were being clever when they wrote this, or if they just wanted to be super literal. There are close ups of Hansel eating candy while walking through the forest. I think I’ve demonstrated in over 30+ reviews that I prefer my homages to be subtle, but I also don’t know how seriously this film is intended to be a re-telling. There is a subtle Eric Clapton joke. Continue reading












